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America Gets Over Its' Gas Pains

Claire

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Some humor here - but the subject isn't funny! Claire

AMERICA GETS OVER ITS' GAS PAINS

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Thanks Claire- that's a great article. especially aabout not holding gas in. important to know.

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I have a hard time accepting that passing G 10-20x's a day is normal. What is normal? Are most of these normal people undiagnosed celiacs? :P Yikes!

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Don't know the "norm" for passing gas! :P My grandmother (who just turned 100) has always used the motto "more room out than in" . . . fortunately, that sentiment has not passed down the family tree!

"Walter, the farting dog" sounds as if it is similar to the books "Everyone poops" "Everyone passes gas", etc. I still like the Walter book title better. We call our dog "Count Flatula" :lol:

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:lol::lol: My husband always says--"if ya can't pay the rent, ya gotta get out" or the ever popular--"catch that and paint it green". Classy <_<
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angel-jd1 Community Regular
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One I've heard is "better to fart and bear the shame than not to fart and bear the pain!" haha

-Jessica :rolleyes:

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My husband always says--"if ya can't pay the rent, ya gotta get out" or the ever popular--"catch that and paint it green". Classy <_<

OMG! that is too funny!

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Don't know the "norm" for passing gas! :P My grandmother (who just turned 100) has always used the motto "more room out than in" . . . fortunately, that sentiment has not passed down the family tree!

"Walter, the farting dog" sounds as if it is similar to the books "Everyone poops" "Everyone passes gas", etc. I still like the Walter book title better. We call our dog "Count Flatula" :lol:

that's funny! I have a dog that doesn't fart. He is a Bichon. Claire

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The thing that finally made me realize I wasn't normal was I heard the average person passes gas 10 times a day! HELL I do that in less than an hour! :o

Monica

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And the average person's gas paassing doesn't smell like a sulfur bed.

There's a sulfur bed in Lassen National Park called "Bumpass Hell" and the joke for awhile is that my farts smelled like that. Pee- ewwwww! :huh:

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An awful lot of undiagnosed celiacs out there. Now that I am gluten-free I have gone from having constant gas and rumbling tummy to almost never having gas, drinking soda is the only offending culprit now. And I eat lots of beans, broccoli and brussel sprouts! Somehow they don't produce gas if not mixed with GLUTEN.

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The thing that finally made me realize I wasn't normal was I heard the average person passes gas 10 times a day! HELL I do that in less than an hour! :o

Monica

Hell no! You're not normal. You're ABOVE AVERAGE! Whoo Hoo!

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