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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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So you all had a puhrade and left us out eh? :( (sulking face here and forever more).

How about a post card exchange? Half ya'll ever done one of dem? The art site I frequent does them every Christmas. Everyone gets a name and exchanges some kind of post card, generally something artzy/handmaid. Which can be anything, nothing fancy schmancy or bootiful expected. Postcardz aren't terribly 'spensive to mail, and for now the US post office is still in bussiness. Sew it cud b dun, I tink.

We'd need a Queen to divvy up the names for the exchange tho, as there wood be no way to fairlee do it udderwize. And a cutoff date for participation, to avoid Christmas delivery issues. If this is a turrible idear, let it be known clear and loud! So far the Queen has not approved such an uddertaking, so it may be royally schmashed, as many things are schmashed under her highnass.

Hi to Triticus Toxicome! Thanks for driving by and snortin' your toot at us! :)

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Another blast from the past, in honoUr of Thanksgiving! :)

I didn't want to be the first on the 200th page since I'm a newbie here but now that it's safe to post here is something funny that my brother sent me in honour of (Canadian) Thanksgiving.

THANKSGIVING CONVERSATION THAT SOUNDS DIRTY BUT ISN'T

1. Talk about a huge breast!

2. Tying the legs together keeps the inside moist.

3. It's Cool Whip time!

4. If I don't undo my pants, I'll burst!

5. Whew, that's one terrific spread!

6. Are you ready for seconds yet?

7. It's a little dry, do you still want to eat it?

8. Just wait your turn, you'll get some!

9. Don't play with your meat.

10. Just spread the legs open and stuff it in.

11. Do you think you'll be able to handle all these people at once?

12. I didn't expect everyone to come at once!

13. You still have a little bit on your chin.

14. How long will it take after you stick it in?

15. You'll know it's ready when it pops up.

16. Wow, I didn't think I could handle all of that!

17. That's the biggest one I've ever seen!

18. How long do I beat it before it's ready?

(I hope this isn't too raunchy ph34r.gif but it just made me giggle, especially #15)

Happy Thanksgiving to all.

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i can't believe i lost that much weight :blink: I knew i had lost some (jeans are starting to become loose), but yeesh :blink:

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kareng Grand Master
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So you all had a puhrade and left us out eh? :( (sulking face here and forever more).

How about a post card exchange? Half ya'll ever done one of dem? The art site I frequent does them every Christmas. Everyone gets a name and exchanges some kind of post card, generally something artzy/handmaid. Which can be anything, nothing fancy schmancy or bootiful expected. Postcardz aren't terribly 'spensive to mail, and for now the US post office is still in bussiness. Sew it cud b dun, I tink.

We'd need a Queen to divvy up the names for the exchange tho, as there wood be no way to fairlee do it udderwize. And a cutoff date for participation, to avoid Christmas delivery issues. If this is a turrible idear, let it be known clear and loud! So far the Queen has not approved such an uddertaking, so it may be royally schmashed, as many things are schmashed under her highnass.

Hi to Triticus Toxicome! Thanks for driving by and snortin' your toot at us! :)

This sounds fun! I'm not really artistic but I could send a nice Plaza Lights card!

whew! That didn't make me queen! I was a very uninvolved one for a couple of hundred pages.

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Gee Eff-- that sounds like phun!

"Snortin' your toot" !!! lol

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Another blast from the past, in honoUr of Thanksgiving! :)

Happy Thanksgiving to all.

Too phunny! Hope Alex is doing well :)

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tom Contributor
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So you all had a puhrade and left us out eh? :( (sulking face here and forever more).

D'oh! :wacko: I scrolled over by GFinDC's av before realizing the "Member since _____" part was recently removed.

Weird thing to choose to change.

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tom Contributor
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Ptaum.......are you still getting hit on out the in Friscoland? :lol:

Wait. ..what? :huh:

Have I been telling "getting hit on" stories & forgotten doing it?

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Bam!

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kareng Grand Master
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All hail King Ptaum!

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Ya did it, Ptm.!!!!!!!!

Congrats and long live The King :)

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tom Contributor
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Hiyo Pattiyo, down there all unsquiggly . ...do we still get squigglies?

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I *think* we get italics.

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Lisa Mentor
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Lookin' for good things from ya, Tom. MY FRIEND! B) B) B):P

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Phew! I. can safely post again!

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tom Contributor
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Thank you, thank you . ..[royal wave]

****** PROCLAMATION ONE ******

The Thread's Oafishel Psilly Horn, From this Page Phorward is . .... . .[oh maaaannnnnn who moved my snare drum? . . .. . ..can't even get a drumroll] . .. this curlicue infinity bugle!

3550485183_d41d756df4_z.webp

BompBabaDahhhh!!

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kareng Grand Master
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Thank you, thank you . ..[royal wave]

****** PROCLAMATION ONE ******

The Thread's Oafishel Psilly Horn, From this Page Phorward is . .... . .[oh maaaannnnnn who moved my snare drum? . . .. . ..can't even get a drumroll] . .. this curlicue infinity bugle!

3550485183_d41d756df4_z.webp

BompBabaDahhhh!!

Your horn is quite impressive, Your Highness!

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tom Contributor
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Phew! I. can safely post again!

Speaking of safety . . ...I just signed off a new req for black-belted security. Dunno wth last administration was up to, but the head of security is saying that w/ some new 'seniority by height' rule, the union won't allow a new addition over 5 feet tall.

Arrrgh how'll I ever find a short blackbelt willing to work for virtually nothing? (At least the work's virtual too)

Anyone got any of those?

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Lisa Mentor
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Phew! I. can safely post again!

Hahah....I share your thought Vincent! :P

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Wait. ..what? :huh:

Have I been telling "getting hit on" stories & forgotten doing it?

PeOter's flashback to page 201..........

Yes, p300 should coincide w/ a coup. (Which doesn't sound like soup, does it soup-sie? laugh.gif )

But I feel somewhat ineligible for the crown when the time comes. (Reminds me of my permanent non-voting status on OMG. Forever the suffragent)

King Richard truly cannot be supplanted, and I'll pass on being Queen, regardless of my proximity to San Francisco. <tho I have been hit on more than a couple times. I'm not sure you ladies can know how disconcerting that is. At least unwanted advances in YOUR direction involve someone wanting to put something somewhere it's intended to be>

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Hiyo Pattiyo, down there all unsquiggly . ...do we still get squigglies?

No.......we just kinda .....lean

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Arrrgh how'll I ever find a short blackbelt willing to work for virtually nothing? (At least the work's virtual too)

Anyone got any of those?

You might try "paying" a visit to Peter Jackson's HobbitTown - heck, they is even virtual people so pay will not to be issue and there's bound to be a black belt mongst them somewhere. Trouble is finding the town...

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You might try "paying" a visit to Peter Jackson's HobbitTown - heck, they is even virtual people so pay will not to be issue and there's bound to be a black belt mongst them somewhere. Trouble is finding the town...

I think Ptaum is directing the question to Vincent, who might know of a certain carrot-top munchkin who has the reqired qualifications :P

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I think Ptaum is directing the question to Vincent, who might know of a certain carrot-top munchkin who has the reqired qualifications :P

But surely child labor (even virtual) would not be countenanced in Psilliville? That would send the Minister of Labor sallying forth on her high steed, cracking whips and busting heads and bums toot sweet.

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