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Ridgewalker    3
Did ya want me to come over and put the pill down yur throat? I've had lessons ^_^

:lol: :lol: :lol: Phunny, AND superb usage of an oft-neglected emoticon!

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DingoGirl    12
:lol: :lol: :lol: Phunny, AND superb usage of an oft-neglected emoticon!

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

Ummmmmmmm.........yes. Is that the itchy-face emoticon? :blink:

let me go find it........

^_^

there it is.

what does it actually mean????????

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elye    96
this was actually discussed many times during the siege. Somewhere, there is a photo of this leg, but it's long since gone. I do think we should have contacted the media, I could have made my fortune.....

Wow....a weeping Virgin Mary on yer leg.....

I can see the exodus...crowds of townsfolk on pilgrimmage from distant lands, all to kneel before S-oozie's envisioned leg.....

:lol: And you could have charged ten bucks a minute.

sillies, I've been given a prescription of steroids..........gads. May be awake for days on this.

Steroid......gad....no beard appearing over the running face ooze, is there?.... :o:lol:

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tom    75
Did ya want me to come over and put the pill down yur throat? I've had lessons ^_^

:lol:

Pretty quick getting the scrip there Oozie!! :o

But :huh: steroids can keep ppl up at night?

Oh wait! Maybe you mean the hellacious itchiness?? :huh:

Regardless, maybe it's time to kick off moe-HEE-toe season!!!!! :lol:

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elye    96
^_^

there it is.

what does it actually mean????????

Hmm. Logically, I would say that it is meant to conjur up the opposite emotion of this guy. -_-What in hell do they mean?!

Actually.......it's incredible........but this guy ^_^ looks astonishingly like Mr. Chong.

I think it's him.

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jerseyangel    409

I never had trouble sleeping while on steriods--I took them way too frequently years ago.....my doctors would give them to me as they had no idea what else to do. <_< Read: to get rid of me. :angry:

The worst side effect was the moon face--I would get that. :huh: (moon face)

I'll bet you sleep better tonight since the itching should start to abate.

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jerseyangel    409

:mellow: Actually, this looks more like a moon face.

-_- This looks like the sleeper, the more I think about it.

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elye    96
-_- This looks like the sleeper, the more I think about it.

This looks like Mr. Chong whilst asleep, I'll bet......

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Jestgar    715
Actually.......it's incredible........but this guy ^_^ looks astonishingly like Mr. Chong.

I think it's him.

The mystical oriental healer emoticon? Did Scott really have that much foresite?

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tom    75
Hmm. Logically, I would say that it is meant to conjur up the opposite emotion of this guy. -_-

:lol: wub da wogic!!!!! :lol:

1st there's your multiples of 17, and now meting out symmetrical interpretations!!

^_^-_-^_^-_-^_^-_-^_^-_-

<there's a wee mathematician in the poohbah, straining to jump the asymptote!>

Actually.......it's incredible........but this guy ^_^ looks astonishingly like Mr. Chong.

I think it's him.

:lol:

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elye    96
:lol: wub da wogic!!!!! :lol:

1st there's your multiples of 17, and now meting out symmetrical interpretations!!

<there's a wee mathematician in the poohbah, straining to jump the asymptote!>

Yes, I duno what's come over me......

...However, symmetry, I would say, is as much artistic as it is mathematical, n'est-ce-pas?

And asymptote??!! Gaaaaahhhhhhh........TOO MUCH MATHS!!!!!!!!

Susie, this is for you, with my apologies:

Asymptote (n): a straight line associated with a curve such that as a point moves along an infinite branch of the curve, the distance from the point to the line approaches zero and the slope of the curve at the point approaches the slope of the line...

Right, Ptaoughmn? :lol::lol:

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Ridgewalker    3

I've always thought this was the Smug/Satisfied Guy. ^_^ Or possibly, Chuckling Guy.

:lol:

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tom    75
...However, symmetry, I would say, is as much artistic as it is mathematical, n'est-ce-pas?

Oooooooo ya got me there -_-^_^

(P'r'aps I could contend that the artistic side is also directly mathy, both in its necessary prevalence in nature and in the means of perception thereof, including the neurological aspects pre-existant in every modern homo-sapiens' cortextual ... ..oh who am I kidding?!!!!! :lol: )

Susie, this is for you, with my apologies:

A locally connected curve A is said to be ... blah blah blah .. . .. .. . .

.. . .. .

Right, Ptaoughmn? :lol::lol:

ROFL :lol: :lol:

Dare I attempt asymptotic Laugh Totems / Chortle Chains???

NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

New av taken while out for a walk in a direction-less-taken.

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jerseyangel    409
I've always thought this was the Smug/Satisfied Guy. ^_^ Or possibly, Chuckling Guy.

:lol:

Or Smelled a Fart guy B)

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Lisa    457
Vet who treats Stepford cats. Although, after S-oozie's stories about the Stepford dog, maybe the vet I saw just indulges in absinthe after work and hallucinates those cats that calmly let you chuck a pill down their throats.

(I really just needed a reason to be able to write S-oozie :P )

Here are some instructions on giving a cat a pill. Hope it helps Jess.

http://www.mamarocks.com/how_to_give_your_cat_a_pill.htm

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elye    96
(P'r'aps I could contend that the artistic side is also directly mathy, both in its necessary prevalence in nature and in the means of perception thereof, including the neurological aspects pre-existant in every modern homo-sapiens' cortextual ... ..oh who am I kidding?!!!!! )

:lol::lol:

Dare I attempt asymptotic Laugh Totems / Chortle Chains???

How about this:

:) ---------- :)

:) ---------- :)

:) ---------- :)

:) ---------- :)

Symmetrical Smilies..... :lol:

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psawyer    687

A Royal welcome to Lisa on her return to Sillyville. :lol:

Emily must get her desired standard poodle to give Gus a canine companion. We must find ways to wear down the resistance. All sillies who can offer ideas are asked to post them for Emily to see. Will must be assimilated into the Silliness. :ph34r:

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tom    75

-_-^_^

EMILYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry:

You edited out the exTENNNNnnnnnnnded asymptote-athon!!!!!!

I hereby rescind my "ROFL" !!!!!!

So THERE!! :P

Hi Goosey!! LOL @ the "bronze chin socks" outside the friendly confines of Sillyville :lol:

Patti! Smelled a Fart guy! :lol:

He looks too pleased imho

<_<

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jerseyangel    409
Emily must get her desired standard poodle to give Gus a canine companion. We must find ways to wear down the resistance. All sillies who can offer ideas are asked to post them for Emily to see. Will must be assimilated into the Silliness. :ph34r:

Our leader has spoken :rolleyes:

Hop to it guys! :lol:

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elye    96
Emily must get her desired standard poodle to give Gus a canine companion. We must find ways to wear down the resistance. All sillies who can offer ideas are asked to post them for Emily to see. Will must be assimilated into the Silliness. :ph34r:

:lol::lol::lol:

OMG.....Yes, Silly Subjects, I need help wif this one. Nakedness has not been effective. :ph34r::lol:

EMILYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :angry:

You edited out the exTENNNNnnnnnnnded asymptote-athon!!!!!!

I hereby rescind my "ROFL" !!!!!!

So THERE!! :P

My apologies, Ptaoughmn....I just couldn't bring myself to keep that nightmarish, technical mess on here. It was kinda freakin' me out....

Patti! Smelled a Fart guy! :lol:

He looks too pleased imho

I agree. Now this is smelled-a-fart guy: :blink: At least, one of DH's........... <_<:lol:

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tom    75
My apologies, Ptaoughmn....I just couldn't bring myself to keep that nightmarish, technical mess on here. It was kinda freakin' me out....

And yet the precision brought by paragraph after paragraph I found delightful.

Conversely, a similar qty written on the finer points of your specialty would freak ME out!! :wacko:

<sniff> you even had a greek letter mathematical symbol - capital epsilon was it?

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psawyer    687
Nakedness has not been effective. :ph34r:

This is developing into a desperate situation. In case of escalation, do you have some Altoids handy? I believe that the optimum quantity is two, according to Karen (who has been missing for a while).

Times tables for the number 17--I didn't know that was the conversion factor.

In my undiagnosed days I had trouble communicating with people in the US about my sugar levels. They had no clue what 2.8 meant, and I could not translate. For the people who don't have to worry about blood sugar, 2.8 is dangerously low, and in my pre-diagnosis days was time for me to pass out while someone called 911. Not phun at all. Malabsorption combined with type 1 diabetes...

Things are much better since I went gluten-free. Jacquie is trying the diet to see if it helps with the headaches she has been having, but it is too early to make an assessment. I was gluten-free for a year before I realized that my migraines were gone (and still are).

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