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It's funny how the message board software automatically changes "bad words" to "poop" for ya. Hehehehe. Wrote a parody, thought I'd share it...

Now I lay me down to sleep

I pray for food that's safe to eat

If I should poop before I wake

I pray the stains, my bleach will take

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:lol: Love that ! Very funny.

Did you know the email messages get changed to poop too? :rolleyes:

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LOL...yes, I got a message that had poop in it and when I hit reply and the other person's message came up with the quote thing around it, it had sh*t (but w/o the asterick; I'm just using it so when I hit post it won't change).

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I love the payer very cute!! :D

-Tiffany

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Very funny ! Ha--all things change to poop... !

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That is a great prayer! I might have to write one about pooping on the couch. And I think it's hilarious that "s*!t" gets changed to poop. Poop is now one of my favorite words. When I get golutened my husband and I say I have poopy pantalones (spanglish for poopy pants) :D

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I am humming it to myself to the tune from "Hansel & Gretel"...

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