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      Frequently Asked Questions About Celiac Disease   09/30/2015

      This Celiac.com FAQ on celiac disease will guide you to all of the basic information you will need to know about the disease, its diagnosis, testing methods, a gluten-free diet, etc.   Subscribe to Celiac.com's FREE weekly eNewsletter   What are the major symptoms of celiac disease? Celiac Disease Symptoms What testing is available for celiac disease?  Celiac Disease Screening Interpretation of Celiac Disease Blood Test Results Can I be tested even though I am eating gluten free? How long must gluten be taken for the serological tests to be meaningful? The Gluten-Free Diet 101 - A Beginner's Guide to Going Gluten-Free Is celiac inherited? Should my children be tested? Ten Facts About Celiac Disease Genetic Testing Is there a link between celiac and other autoimmune diseases? Celiac Disease Research: Associated Diseases and Disorders Is there a list of gluten foods to avoid? Unsafe Gluten-Free Food List (Unsafe Ingredients) Is there a list of gluten free foods? Safe Gluten-Free Food List (Safe Ingredients) Gluten-Free Alcoholic Beverages Distilled Spirits (Grain Alcohols) and Vinegar: Are they Gluten-Free? Where does gluten hide? Additional Things to Beware of to Maintain a 100% Gluten-Free Diet What if my doctor won't listen to me? An Open Letter to Skeptical Health Care Practitioners Gluten-Free recipes: Gluten-Free Recipes
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Must head over to Da Book.... . . ..check it out......I'm ready to larf....

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You guys seriously have to watch the video I shared on FBook, it's so funny it made me cry.

That's never happened before. Might have something to do with the flu, but hey....

:D :D :D

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I try not to overly dwell on this, or overburden you guys with it, but thought that almost two years on you might be interested in the state of our city.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/the-press/opinion/8140685/Christchurch-from-an-outsiders-eyes

I'm interested and thankful you shared - rising from the rubble - you have experience both personally and now your city.

The best is yet to come for you both!

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You guys seriously have to watch the video I shared on FBook, it's so funny it made me cry.

That's never happened before. Might have something to do with the flu, but hey....

Sure! Right away... oh yeah, thats right, some of us cannot do that because not all of are on your Facebook friends list. :( :(

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Having realized I am a horrible person, here is the link to the funny video I was talking about:

If that doesn't work, the video is called 'One Grain More' by Michael Bihovsky

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I was prepared to pay the "No FaceBook" penalty, but thank you Vydorscope and Bunnie both!! Who can't relate to that !!! Hilarious.

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Heard from the college boy last night. His chocolate milk kit Xmas gift was a big hit. They only have plain milk at his frat. I got him this type of bottle and Nesquik chocolate syrup. http://www.dietdirec...ker-bottle.html

Nice bottle Karen, that should really shake him up! :)

Having realized I am a horrible person, here is the link to the funny video I was talking about:
If that doesn't work, the video is called 'One Grain More' by Michael Bihovsky

Thanks Bunnies, that's a good one!

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Having realized I am a horrible person, here is the link to the funny video I was talking about:

If that doesn't work, the video is called 'One Grain More' by Michael Bihovsky

I wish I did not understand that!!!!

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There is far too little activity here lately for someone home with the flu.

Someone do something funny! :P

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The link didn't work, but I looked it up on my own- very funny!

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Happy New Year!! Vacationed for 9 days!!! Then came back to find out that my lab hired a new tech, and suddenly I'm expected to change my schedule now. Um... Seriously??? I'm praying so hard that my supervisor figures out a way to keep me in this current schedule. As it is, the longest I go without seeing my kids is 2 days. This would mean I'd not see them for 5 days out of 7 every other week. This would be tragic on so many levels. I'm trying not to panic... Trying...

My kids are so funny and Maddie has that dry sense of humor that comes out of nowhere sometimes. Her, Captain and I are sitting at the table playing cards last night. A knock at the door and their dad comes in. Looks at Captain, Captain stiffens up, then he walks back to Max's room so Max can show him his newest Lego creation. Maddie looks at Captain and I and says, "Well, THIS is awkward..." I just about died laughing. She's such a nut! :wub:

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Maddie looks at Captain and I and says, "Well, THIS is awkward..."

:lol: Awesome.... . . . ...we really DO need kids around us....

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If that doesn't work, the video is called 'One Grain More' by Michael Bihovsky

:D

Thanks Bunny - That is great!

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The link didn't work, but I looked it up on my own- very funny!

My link worked for me?

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Its not going to snow.... they said...

Its going to pass us.... they said...

Its snowing....

Guess they gave you a snow job.

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Guess they gave you a snow job.

:lol::ph34r::lol::ph34r:

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I have been sitting here on my butt for hours reading stupid stuff on the internet. Anybody have any motivation to send my way?

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I have been sitting here on my butt for hours reading stupid stuff on the internet. Anybody have any motivation to send my way?

Haven't seen any lying around recently. If I were to, I might use it myself though :P

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