"Doesn't eating wheat/gluten everyone sick?"
"I can't believe you are my roommate."
"So will you be gluten free with me?
"I'm getting a roommate who can eat normal food."
"I'll cook delicious non-poison food for us though, without stuff that makes me wish I was dead."
"I miss and cake and pizza already."
"It's been five minutes, and YOU can eat it later, I can't ever eat it again. Oh, I just got so sad. I need Ben & Jerry's 'Chubby Hubby', but it will kill me."
I was raised in a 'tough it out, kid' family, and just assumed that certain foods made everyone sick, and then I moved out, and then I learned about not being sick when you ate foods, and now I'm going to be be gluten free.