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  1. kareng
    A bus filled with politicians on the campaign trail was driving through the countryside. The bus driver, caught up in the beautiful scenery, lost control and went off a bridge. A farmer living nearby heard the horrible crash and rushed out to discover the wreckage. With grim determination, he buried the politicians. The next day, the police came to the...
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    The rub was just salt, pepper, smoked paprika & garlic powder. Haven't eaten it yet, so we will see. For pork, we like to marinate in Worcestershire sauce, garlic and black pepper.
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    I have put a beef chuck roast in the crockpot with onions and a bit of BBQ sauce. It sat all night with a "rub" on it. Hoping to shred it and add more BBQ sauce for sandwiches. Making a non-mayo coleslaw, too.
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    Q. Why is 2+2=5 like your left foot? A. It's not right. knock, knock Who's there? Elmo Elmo who? You don't know who Elmo is?! Q. Why did the fox cross the road? A. To look for the chicken. Q. Why did the dinosaur cross the road? A. Because chickens weren't invented yet.
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    When a zombie apocalypse starts, Chuck Norris doesn't try to survive. The zombies do. Chuck Norris once swallowed a frog, one day later he and pooped out a tadpole. Brett Favre can throw a football over 50 yards. Chuck Norris can throw Brett Favre even further. When Chuck Norris was in middle school, his English teacher assigned an essay: "What...
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    Do I have to get out M's joke book from first grade? Or drag out the Boy Scout jokes? How do you feel about Chuck Norris jokes?
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    n 80-year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor asked him how he was feeling. "I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year old bride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think about that?" The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you a story. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He...
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    A nurse was leaving the hospital one evening when she found the doctor standing in front of a shredder with a piece of paper in his hand. "Listen", said the doctor, "this is important and my assistant has left. Can you make this thing work?" "Certainly", said the nurse, flattered that the doctor had asked her for help. She turned the machine on, inserted...
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    How about some doctor/hospital jokes for SkiLisa & hub? Five Doctors Duck Hunting Five doctors went duck hunting one day. Included in the group were a general practice (GP) physcian, a pediatrician, a psychiatrist, a surgeon and a pathologist. After a time, a bird came winging overhead. The first to react was the GP who raised...
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    Trying to keep SkiLIsa laughing (or groaning at some of these). In honor of The World Cup, some soccer jokes: Q: Why did Cinderella get kicked off the Football team? A: Because she Kept running away from the ball. Q: Why do soccer players have so much trouble eating Indian food? A: They think they can't use they're hands. ...
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    Funny practical joke if you remember that a spider has 8 legs.
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    Apparently, today is a national holiday! Blame Someone Else Day! to celebrate, my hub's work group are having a potluck lunch. Everyone is bringing dessert. They will blame the calories on someone else.
  14. kareng
    How does NASA organize a party? They PLANET!
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    A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush, toothpaste, razor, shampoo, soap and a towel. The average number of items in the typical womans's bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of those items.
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    Sorry. To me, the fact that it went away means it's not something permanent. Maybe just a pulled muscle. The fact that it wasn't bad enough to get it looked at, seemed like it wasn't a big deal any longer. I officially give up! . Lol
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    I am very confused now. It sounded like you could barely talk - but now you say that isn't a big deal. Doctor's don't see anything unusual in your joints. My joints hurt some because I hadn't been very active. Moving is what helped me. But just walking won't help your wrists, for example. What helped me the most was gentle yoga. I started in a class...
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    Well.... We can't force people to answer. A few people have answered here, including me. It appears we aren't saying what you want to hear. Maybe you need a full medical work-up? I think I said something like that earlier though...
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    But at least its gluten-free?
  20. kareng
    A stick! Were you thinking something else? Dumb 4 year old joke
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    A joke - What's brown and sticky?
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    If it is this debilitating, you must have been to a few doctors about it? What did the dentist say about the jaw? Is it out of alignment in some way? Did he think you have TMJ and need a night guard? Braces to get your bit corrected? What did the other doctors say? They are really in a better place to evaluate the issue than we are. If its not...
  23. kareng
    What did the vegetarian zombie eat? Graaaaaaaaains!
  24. kareng
    When I went to feed the cat my hub said "Gracie needs her astronaut food."
  25. kareng
    They are very cute! I have a black lab who LOVES little white fluffy dogs. They are his favorite! (not to eat, Psillies) We used to think we were going to have to get him his own little white fluffy but the backyard neighbors got one instead. That worked great. My hub made a gate in the wrought iron fence so they can visit each other's yard.
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