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oh harumph, I hate it when Richard has to WORK. :angry::lol:

don't forget, Kevin Federline is from my hometown............ :lol::lol::lol::lol: Poor Fed-Ex. And please, what is with Britney and not wearing any knickers in public? :huh:


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oh harumph, I hate it when Richard has to WORK. :angry::lol:

So does Richard :P

don't forget, Kevin Federline is from my hometown............ :lol::lol::lol::lol:

I would mow your lawn immediately, no need to INVITE Fed-Ex (I like that! :D ) to move in :blink:

Poor Fed-Ex. And please, what is with Britney and not wearing any knickers in public? :huh:

And partying with Paris? :o THAT'S the way to win your custody battle...but then look at option B


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"Not all who wander are lost" - J.R.R. Tolkien

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And partying with Paris? :o THAT'S the way to win your custody battle...but then look at option B

partying ALL HOURS of the night with Paris and Lindsay and no knickers on, and then yes, look at option B......the kids are doomed. :huh: Yes, interesting approach to the custody battle.

But then, look at this

:huh:

ha ha ha ha, :lol: I tricked you guys, there is no link, because I haven't read all the instructions yet and still don't know how to do that thing. :lol::lol::lol::lol:


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"I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells." ~Dr. Seuss

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partying ALL HOURS of the night with Paris and Lindsay and no knickers on, and then yes, look at option B......the kids are doomed. :huh: Yes, interesting approach to the custody battle.

But then, look at this

:huh:

ha ha ha ha, :lol: I tricked you guys, there is no link, because I haven't read all the instructions yet and still don't know how to do that thing. :lol::lol::lol::lol:

:o

Silly Dingo, Tricks are for KIDS! ;)


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WHAT is wtih the voluminous folds of velvet-y fabric comprising his "sweatsuit"?????? I am SO S.O.T.!!!* that get-up alone is reason for divorce. :huh:

*Scared of That


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"I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells." ~Dr. Seuss

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WHAT is wtih the voluminous folds of velvet-y fabric comprising his "sweatsuit"?????? I am SO S.O.T.!!!* that get-up alone is reason for divorce. :huh:

*Scared of That

Morgan, the fashion consultant, has told me that velour is coming back in ... but don't wear it with heels like the lady we saw at Starbucks, or you'll look like you wore it the last time it was in style (read -- you're too old to be hip), this time it's to be worn with layers and casual.

Umm, in the picture it just looks as if he needed his mommy there to help him pick the right size???


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Morgan, the fashion consultant, has told me that velour is coming back in ... but don't wear it with heels like the lady we saw at Starbucks, or you'll look like you wore it the last time it was in style (read -- you're too old to be hip), this time it's to be worn with layers and casual.

Umm, in the picture it just looks as if he needed his mommy there to help him pick the right size???

That will keep him warm now that he's living on the street :)

It reminded me of those droopy dogs Shar-peis (subtle resemblence?)

10-1 he had a "wife-beater" on underneath :huh:


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"Not all who wander are lost" - J.R.R. Tolkien

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got home from having to BEHAVE all day :angry: (this job kind of, uh, kills my SOUL at different times during the day - oh, those would be the times when my STepford/Sphincter-woman BOSS is standing out there near me :blink: )

In your honor (I'm sure our resident Hell's Belle will enjoy too :P )

AC/DC: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

If you're havin' trouble with your high school head

He's givin' you the blues

You wanna graduate but not in 'is bed

Here's what you gotta do -

Pick up the phone

I'm always home

Call me any time

Just dial

36 24 36 hey

I lead a life of crime

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

Dirty Deeds and they're Done Dirt Cheap

You got problems in your life of love

You got a broken heart

He's double dealin' with your best friend

That's when the teardrops start -

Pick up the phone

I'm here alone

Or make a social call

Come right in

Forget about him

We'll have ourselves a ball

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

Dirty Deeds and they're Done Dirt Cheap

If you got a lady and you want her gone

But you ain't got the guts

She keeps naggin' at you night and day

Enough to drive you nuts -

Pick up the phone

Leave her alone

It's time you made a stand

For a fee

I'm happy to be

Your back door man

Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap

Dirty Deeds and they're Done Dirt Cheap

Concrete shoes, cyanide, TNT :o

Done Dirt Cheap

Neckties, contracts, high voltage :ph34r:

Done Dirt Cheap

Ok, somebody get Bev off the coffee table and tell her to put down the hairbrush :)


Richard

"Not all who wander are lost" - J.R.R. Tolkien

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Sister also Celiac

Risus remedium optimum est

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Phew!! Just escaped from the cupboard under the stairs.

I swear it's like a vortex in there with trees and tools and a whole race of people living in there :blink:

I wouldn't worry about the lawn until you see this sort of thing...

:lol::lol::lol:

Toilet seat horseshoe!!!

EUWWW!! (They should wear gloves!! :lol: )

oh harumph, I hate it when Richard has to WORK. :angry::lol:

Yeah me too!!

What kind of boss makes their employees work when you could be making members of celiac.com guffaw and snigger ....slave drivers!! <_<

And please, what is with Britney and not wearing any knickers in public? :huh:

I know !! What was she thinking???

Someone should tell her she could catch a nasty chill :o

But then, look at this

:huh:

ha ha ha ha, :lol: I tricked you guys, there is no link, because I haven't read all the instructions yet and still don't know how to do that thing. :lol::lol::lol::lol:

You know , for a second there I thought you'd had a EUREKA moment :lol::lol:

..Must go...the cupboard people need me....


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Phew!! Just escaped from the cupboard under the stairs.

I swear it's like a vortex in there with trees and tools and a whole race of people living in there :blink:

:blink::huh:

You're one of the People under the Stairs? :o


Richard

"Not all who wander are lost" - J.R.R. Tolkien

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Sister also Celiac

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:blink::huh:

You're one of the People under the Stairs? :o

Yeah kind of, but they are much friendlier (had a cup of tea) and they even found the xmas tree lights for me. ;)


It's not enough that we do our best; sometimes we have to do what's required - Sir Winston Churchill

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“They are running wild,” Regis Philbin said on “Live.” “No clue, no cares, no underwear… meet the party posse of the year!” :P:P:P:P:P

Sounds like us............................ :blink::blink:


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:blink::huh:

You're one of the People under the Stairs? :o

um, is that sort of like Children of the Corn? :ph34r::lol: the link was dingo'd for me......

“They are running wild,” Regis Philbin said on “Live.” “No clue, no cares, no underwear… meet the party posse of the year!” :P:P:P:P:P

Sounds like us............................ :blink::blink:

um, ahem, excuse me Bev, but I do wear knickers......usually on a daily basis. :lol::lol: the rest of it though, yeah, sounds like us. Except, I did see an article today at my mom's, and when Paris and Britney went out (until 6 a.m.), Brit was wearing one of Paris's fishnet stockings on her leg.....which I promise you I would not do. You can keep your fishnets to yourself, thank you veddy much. :)

It would be kind of fun to have some people under the stairs to have tea with, here...... :)


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"I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells." ~Dr. Seuss

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I have a funny story.... check this out. I got this email today from one of my students.

Hey there Beverly,

I was wondering how much of the persuasive essay should be research

and how much should be opinion. As of right now my paper is kind of

in this format:

(describes format)

Am I in the right spot, or have I completely missed the concept of

writing a persuasive essa and Im looking at a C+?

Could you just email me back at some point and tell me how I'm

doing. I wish we had class today in a non-"Police - Dont stand So

Close To Me way" Email me back though I'd love to hear from you. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:

I almost wet my knickers laughing! This one is so FOS (full of s*%t!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!)

HAPPY BIRTHDAY STINKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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Stinker Stink-butt said to say THANK YOU to Bev for her birthday wishes :) And she feels very old, she is 12, in very good shape but can't RUN like she used to.....that is the thing that makes her sad. (yeah, don't feel too sorry for her, she has had a better life than many humans I know B) )

okay anywho - - - here's some lyrics from that song. I think he WANTS you!! :P

Young teacher the subject

Of schoolgirl (BOY) fantasy

She wants him so badly

Knows what she wants to be

Inside her there's longing

This girl's an open page

Book marking - she's so close now

This girl is half his age

;)


SUSIE

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"I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells." ~Dr. Seuss

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Honestly I saw the photo of Brit & Paris in local newpaper (photo with fishnets being shared) and at first I thought it was a story the paper was running about hookers in Atlantic City being scared of this serial killer there. Then I read the blurb and saw it was those two just making pigs of themselves again.


Husband has Celiac Disease and

Husband misdiagnosed for 27 yrs -

The misdiagnosis was: IBS or colitis

Mis-diagnosed from 1977 to 2003 by various gastros including one of the largest,

most prestigious medical groups in northern NJ which constantly advertises themselves as

being the "best." This GI told him it was "all in his head."

Serious Depressive state ensued

Finally Diagnosed with celiac disease in 2003

Other food sensitivities: almost all fruits, vegetables, spices, eggs, nuts, yeast, fried foods, roughage, soy.

Needs to gain back at least 25 lbs. of the 40 lbs pounds he lost - lost a great amout of body fat and muscle

Developed neuropathy in 2005

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Stinker Stink-butt said to say THANK YOU to Bev for her birthday wishes :) And she feels very old, she is 12, in very good shape but can't RUN like she used to.....that is the thing that makes her sad. (yeah, don't feel too sorry for her, she has had a better life than many humans I know B) )

okay anywho - - - here's some lyrics from that song. I think he WANTS you!! :P

Young teacher the subject

Of schoolgirl (BOY) fantasy

She wants him so badly

Knows what she wants to be

Inside her there's longing

This girl's an open page

Book marking - she's so close now

This girl is half his age

;)

No- he's a schmmozer, kiss butt in the WORST way! So FOS (full of s%*t!). I call him on it all the time- he knows that I know he's FULL of it.

STINKER STINK BUTT- YOU ARE NOT OLD. YOU ARE BEAUTIFUL

BTW, my response to him was "just like the old man in, that book by Nabokov" :lol::P


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Yeah, Bev, but in the end, he makes you laugh and you'll tend towards the higher grade because of it. ;) My BIL used to do that in college .... schmooz the prof and get a higher grade than he probably deserved! He even taught this strategy to my daughter over Thanksgiving .... he said to always go to the teacher's office hours, then they'll know you, like you, and give you higher grade.

BIL is now a successful salesman who owns his own rep business. Those schmoozers know how to sell!!


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Good point Carla! You just can't win!

Where oh where has our Ricahrd gone? Don't tell me he's actually doing work at work???????????????


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Where oh where has our Ricahrd gone? Don't tell me he's actually doing work at work???????????????

Can't be ... impossible ... he must be out of town or sick.


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Where oh where has our Ricahrd gone? Don't tell me he's actually doing work at work???????????????

don't you just hate it? :angry::P I think Richard actually IS working! I can't stand it!!!

RICHARD - - - COME BACK!!!!!

:P:P:P


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Now all we need is a HARUMPH from Susie and it will be complete! :P I love it when she says that! That annd anywho :lol::lol::lol::lol:

Whereas it apperas that Ricahrd is actually working

whereas the celiac.com

forum members need a good laugh from sir Richard

Whereas it is the holiday season

a season of good cheer and good will

whereas Richard's presence is needed to bring about

said good will and good cheer

We, the members of the celiac. com community

Hereby declare Richard aka Tricticus Toxicum

as on vacation until further notice.


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Gluten free since 2005

In the midst of winter, I found there was within me an invincible summer.

Albert Careb

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Now all we need is a HARUMPH from Susie and it will be complete! :P I love it when she says that! That annd anywho :lol::lol::lol::lol:

Yea--and "heinous" :lol:


Patti

"Life is what happens while you're busy making other plans"

"When people show you who they are, believe them"--Maya Angelou

"Bloom where you are planted"--Bev

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HEINOUS is my favourite but HARUMPH is a close second :lol::lol: ...such wonderfully descriptive words!! :D

...Still no Richard??? <_<


It's not enough that we do our best; sometimes we have to do what's required - Sir Winston Churchill

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Whereas it apperas that Ricahrd is actually working

whereas the celiac.com

forum members need a good laugh from sir Richard

Whereas it is the holiday season

a season of good cheer and good will

whereas Richard's presence is needed to bring about

said good will and good cheer

We, the members of the celiac. com community

Hereby declare Richard aka Tricticus Toxicum

as on vacation until further notice.

well

HARUMPH!!!! :angry::angry::angry:

Richard - - - COME BACK!!

(whereas Susie is snortling and chortling over Bev's clever prose but henceforth and forever we do need Richard here! :P )

He completes us...... :lol::lol::lol:


SUSIE

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"I like nonsense. It wakes up the brain cells." ~Dr. Seuss

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