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Submitted for your approval...Baba O'Riley as you've never heard it before.

I caught this on PBS last night (suffered through the pledge drive and everything!) I've seen them before on commercials and such, but thought the looked pretty lame...I stand corrected. The put on quite a show! They are coming to a city nearby, but tickets are almost $100 a seat! Yikes! Maybe I'll rent a DVD and paint my face instead :P

check out "Drumbone"


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Submitted for your approval...Baba O'Riley as you've never heard it before.

I caught this on PBS last night (suffered through the pledge drive and everything!) I've seen them before on commercials and such, but thought the looked pretty lame...I stand corrected. The put on quite a show! They are coming to a city nearby, but tickets are almost $100 a seat! Yikes! Maybe I'll rent a DVD and paint my face instead :P

check out "Drumbone"

I gotta tell you...I've seen the Blue Man rock tour......our next door nieghbor's best friend Eric Gebow (sp?) is the drummer. It will blow your socks off! They are mesmerizing!


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They are so crazy cool!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Two more jokes from my funny uncle:

Kids

Two little kids are in a hospital, lying on gurneys next to each other outside the operating room.

The first kid leans over and asks, "What are you in here for?"

The second kid says, "I'm in here to get my tonsils out, and I'm a little nervous."

The first kid says, "You've got nothing to worry about. I had that done when I was 4. They put you to sleep, and when you wake up, they give you lots of Jell-O and ice cream. It's a breeze."

The second kid then asks, "What are you here for?"

The first kid says, "A circumcision."

The second kid says, "Whoa, good luck buddy! I had that done when I was born.

Couldn't walk for a year.

#2

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices a beautiful blonde woman wave at him and say hello.

He's rather taken aback, because he can't place where he knows her from. So he says, "Do you

know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God, are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I laid on the pool table with all my buddies watching, while your partner whipped my butt with wet celery?"

She looks into his eyes and calmly says , "No, I'm your son's math teacher."


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Submitted for your approval...Baba O'Riley

It looks great doesn't it??

I had the opportunity to see these through my son's youth club in the west end (London) ...but I know it'll be too noisy for him.... so we're going to see Mary Poppins instead ;)

Would have preferred Blue Man Group myself <_< , but hey..who doesn't like Mary Poppins!!?? :blink:

Superb jokes Bev!! :lol::lol: (your uncle sounds a scream!)


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Superb jokes Bev!! :lol::lol: (your uncle sounds a scream!)

And to boot, he's like 76!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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If anyone noticed my long posts :ph34r:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gowatorial

Yes this is ME....

Did you submit that? Too funny! :lol:


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If anyone noticed my long posts :ph34r:

http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=gowatorial

Yes this is ME....

Hee - hee :lol::lol:

Well maybe some of your posts have been a tad 'gowatorial' but always a good read!!! ;)


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Bev, (as you're a teacher) - can you do this?? :blink:


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Bev, (as you're a teacher) - can you do this?? :blink:

i can't do that but I could do This: Whoa!


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Whoa- more reasons not to mess with kids:

(1) A little girl: was talking to her teacher about whales. The teacher: said it was physically impossible for a whale to swallow a human because even though it was a very large mammal its throat was very small.

The little girl: stated that Jonah was swallowed by a whale. Irritated, the teacher: reiterated that a whale could not swallow a human; it was physically impossible.

The little girl: said, "When I get to heaven I will ask Jonah".

The teacher: asked, "What if Jonah went to hell?

The little girl: replied, "Then you ask him"

(2) A Kindergarten teacher: was observing her classroom of children while they were drawing. She would occasionally walk around to see each child's work. As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she asked what the drawing was.

The girl: replied, "I'm drawing God The teacher: paused andsaid, "But no one knows what God looks like."

Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing, the girl replied, "They will in a minute."

(3) A Sunday school teacher: was discussing the Ten Commandments with her five and six year olds. After explaining the commandment to "honor" thy Father and thy Mother, she asked, "Is there a commandment that teaches us how to treat our brothers and sisters?

Without missing a beat one little boy: (the oldest of a family) answered, "Thou shall not kill."

(4) The children had all been photographed, and the teacher was trying to persuade them each to buy a copy of the group picture. "Just think how nice it will be to look at it when you are all grown up and say, 'There's Jennifer, she's a lawyer,' or 'That's Michael, He's a doctor.

A small voice at the back of the room rang out, "And there's the teacher, she's dead."

(5) The children were lined up in the cafeteria of a Catholic elementary school for lunch. At the head of the table was a large pile of apples. The nun made a note, and posted on the apple tray: "Take only ONE. God is watching"

Moving further along the lunch line, at the other end of the table was a large pile of chocolate chip cookies A child had written a note, "Take all you want. God is watching the apples.


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i can't do that but I could do This: Whoa!

Eeek!! :o

Did you read the comments under the article??? :o ... OMG!! :lol::lol:


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Eeek!! :o

Did you read the comments under the article??? :o ... OMG!! :lol::lol:

Just did...some of them are :ph34r: :ph34r: :ph34r:

I LOVE kids...I always like the toughest, "most annoying" ones the best too! :P


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:lol::lol:

That couple are so funny!!

....there seems to be an (inter)national 'malaise of the funny bone' :unsure:

...but I'm sure it will come back to us all soon :)


It's not enough that we do our best; sometimes we have to do what's required - Sir Winston Churchill

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It had better! We can only rely on chicken jokes so long!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is SOOOOOO funny!


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It had better! We can only rely on chicken jokes so long!!!!!!!!!!!!!! That is SOOOOOO funny!

Terry Bradshaw always cracks me up, even without a chicken!


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OK -it's not Disco Inferno, it's Silo Inferno!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol::lol: Love it!!!

What about these guys? They actually had several hit records (all farm related songs) in the UK !! :blink:


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:lol::lol: Love it!!!

What about these guys? They actually had several hit records (all farm related songs) in the UK !! :blink:

That is AWESOME! They are so cute!!!!!

Nikki- Thought of you as last night (after 2 hideous nightmares) I had a dream I was married to Anthony Kiedis. We were having chinese food somewhere with Flea. :blink:


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That is AWESOME! They are so cute!!!!!

Nikki- Thought of you as last night (after 2 hideous nightmares) I had a dream I was married to Anthony Kiedis. We were having chinese food somewhere with Flea. :blink:

Heck Bev!!!...if I ever have a dream about Anthony Kiedis I wanna be doing a bit more than eat chinese!!! :ph34r: (although the fact that you were eating gluteny chinese probably has Freudian overtones ;) )


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Heck Bev!!!...if I ever have a dream about Anthony Kiedis I wanna be doing a bit more than eat chinese!!! :ph34r: (although the fact that you were eating gluteny chinese probably has Freudian overtones ;) )

Oh...I left out the dialogue! :P


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