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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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JNBunnie1 Community Regular
The last phew days I've been craving homemade chicken soup. Tomorrow, I'm gonna get a chicken and throw it in a pot wif veggies and let 'er rip :P

WIH is everybody???? :unsure:

Goin a bed!!

Those stills from the show look extremely goofy out of context, it's fun.


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Jestgar Rising Star

I went to bed. Slept till almost 5 this morning. :D :D :D

I had forgotten how good it feels to sleep for 8 hours. I gotta do my week's shopping before starting on the house. Don't have a full day to paint 'cause rehearsals have started.

Tradition! Tradition!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
I went to bed. Slept till almost 5 this morning. :D :D :D

I had forgotten how good it feels to sleep for 8 hours. I gotta do my week's shopping before starting on the house. Don't have a full day to paint 'cause rehearsals have started.

Tradition! Tradition!

Wait!! :unsure:

...I wasn't paying attention....WHAT play/musical???

Darn210 Enthusiast

Mornin' Pholks!! Went to a "Hoe Down" fundraiser last night. It benefited a Hippotherapy facility. It was held at the facility so I got to pet all the horsies. Smackl would have loved to have come with us but then she would have seen the big framed horse photo collection thingy that we got for her at the silent auction. I just love silent auctions. I do some of my best Christmas shopping at those things.

Also wanted to mention . . . it's that time of year . . . I'm headed off on my 4th? 5th? annual girls trip to Hilton Head. I leave on Tuesday and I'll be back Sunday. I really need a break after working four days at the preschool. Did I mention that I got to deal with my first vomiting incindent at the school? I was lucky enough to miss them all last year so I got hit with an early one this year.

OK . . . laundry's going . . . have to lay in the supplies before I leave . . . also pack up hubby and the kids for a camping trip whilst I'm gone. Lotsa work before I get to leave.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
The guy in the background without hair is my brother. I'm almost six years older, and I still have hair. B)

:lol:

Yes, but Robert (t'is Robert ain't it? :unsure: ) has had his 5 minutes of fame so he's happy!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Wait!! :unsure:

...I wasn't paying attention....WHAT play/musical???

Tradition! Tradition!

I'm guessing Fiddler on the Roof . . . What part are ya playin', Jess?

Jestgar Rising Star

I'm the innkeeper's wife. Not really a role, but I'm planning on being pompous 'cause my hubby owns the bar. :D May also being singing tenor if the boys aren't powerful enough. :huh:


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jerseyangel Proficient
I'm the innkeeper's wife. Not really a role, but I'm planning on being pompous 'cause my hubby owns the bar. :D May also being singing tenor if the boys aren't powerful enough. :huh:

Hee!! Love it! :D

curlyfries Contributor

Future grandbaby....

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Jestgar Rising Star

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Excellent pic!

Off to paint. Just finished preparing the week's food, we're having crock pot chicken with root veggies, and buffalo burgers with spinach and blue cheese.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
I'm the innkeeper's wife. Not really a role, but I'm planning on being pompous 'cause my hubby owns the bar. :D May also being singing tenor if the boys aren't powerful enough. :huh:

Pompous, but nonetheless a bawdy babe methinks ;):lol:

Future grandbaby....

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LEE-SARGHHH!!!!! :o ...so someone painted your daughter's belly??....cool!!

..is the baby a girl then??? :unsure:

<apologies for sooo many questions :rolleyes: >

curlyfries Contributor

Yes it's a girl.....Alexis Kaley.

We went to a baby expo yesterday.....got phree stuph and phree belly painting. She walked around the rest of the day at the expo and downtown to the car that way!!!

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
Yes it's a girl.....Alexis Kaley.

We went to a baby expo yesterday.....got phree stuph and phree belly painting. She walked around the rest of the day at the expo and downtown to the car that way!!!

Well duh!! How neat!

Jestgar Rising Star
belly painting.

:lol: :lol:

elye Community Regular

Hey, Phunnee Gang . .. ......

Jyesss, Fiddler on the Roof is absolutely my favorite musical, with my fave music. The movie is in my top five, as well.....seen it several times throughout my life, and each time I laugh and cry.

Leeeesargh! Phab baby belly! So.... . . ... . . .... .......BIG! :D

Man..... ......looks like we need a new furnace... . ....Gah..... . . .. :angry::o

If I were a rich man,

Ya ha deedle deedle, bubba bubba deedle deedle dum,

All day long I'd biddy biddy bum,

If I were a wealthy man. . ......

flourgirl Apprentice

Jgeoess....how kool to be participating in a musical! It's gotta be a real gas!!!! Wonderphul that you make the time to do such great things. Hehehehehe....the bawdy innkeepers wife :lol:

Kurly Lees....love the pic! Must be getting close to arrival time...how exciting!

Em-a-lisch .... at least you're finding out now that you need to replace the phur-nase....better than when it's bitter kold and you got snow up to yer tusch! Hope you can get a super-duper efficient model...more heat than you can stand and really cheep to use (nice to think about anyway).

Seriously thinking about cleaning up the flower beds, getting bulbs ready to store, bringing in the tropical plants and statuary. I hate, hate, hate to think of winter coming. Then again...we are still picking tomatos in the garden and it's almost October! Still hoping for balmy weather before the cold comes...(you're probably all thinking that I'm some kind of dreamer...er sumfin... :P )

Hope all is well in psillivilli. Keep it shiny

Darn210 Enthusiast
Seriously thinking about cleaning up the flower beds, getting bulbs ready to store, bringing in the tropical plants and statuary. I hate, hate, hate to think of winter coming. Then again...we are still picking tomatos in the garden and it's almost October! Still hoping for balmy weather before the cold comes...(you're probably all thinking that I'm some kind of dreamer...er sumfin... :P )

Hey flourexpertgirl . . . or Juedee . . . or anybody else that might know . . .

Last year I brought in a plant that I wanted to winter inside (would not have made it outside and it was 'spensive). Apparently it was infested wif gnats (eggs in the dirt?) What do you do to prevent that?? What do you do if it happens anyways? . . . :ph34r: . . . btw, plant died anyway (hubby's fault).

curlyfries Contributor

Interesting av, Jan-knut. :huh:

Is there a story that goes with that?.......and what is the driver pointing at?

I know!!!!......Does this have something to do with our missing yeti? :o

Jestgar Rising Star
Man..... ......looks like we need a new furnace... . ....Gah..... . . .. :angry::o

Em-a-lisch .... at least you're finding out now that you need to replace the phur-nase....better than when it's bitter kold and you got snow up to yer tusch! Hope you can get a super-duper efficient model...more heat than you can stand and really cheep to use sumfin... :P )

Or get everyone snuggies.

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Thanks Peter

spent all day painting the sunroom (outside). I had no idea how exhausting it would be. Gonna do the second coat tomorrow ( :ph34r: or some facsimile there of...).

your painting too :ph34r:

The last phew days I've been craving homemade chicken soup. Tomorrow, I'm gonna get a chicken and throw it in a pot wif veggies and let 'er rip :P

WIH is everybody???? :unsure:

well................I'm sleeping to avoid life.

buyers pushing till the last second.

tomorrow at 12:00 am if they don't respond i guess we start over.

I haven't even told you all the sh!t that's been happening.

just one.............

during the 2 1/2 hr inspection that lasted 5............the idiot inspector put the shower head on the walls of the ball room tub and left running for 45 mins

came home finally after neighbor called me to tell me they were still there...........................

MY NEW KITCHEN CEILING HAD WATER POURING DOWN THROUGH ALL THE SEAMS AND POURING FROM ALL THE 5 RECESSED LIGHTING. GUESSS THEY JUST HIT AND RUN..........

HAVEN'T HEARD A PEEP FROM THEM SINCE.

patti what is with the chicken avatar??????????????

Hey flourexpertgirl . . . or Juedee . . . or anybody else that might know . . .

Last year I brought in a plant that I wanted to winter inside (would not have made it outside and it was 'spensive). Apparently it was infested wif gnats (eggs in the dirt?) What do you do to prevent that?? What do you do if it happens anyways? . . . :ph34r: . . . btw, plant died anyway (hubby's fault).

I don't know sorry

maybe you can google it

flourgirl Apprentice
Hey flourexpertgirl . . . or Juedee . . . or anybody else that might know . . .

Last year I brought in a plant that I wanted to winter inside (would not have made it outside and it was 'spensive). Apparently it was infested wif gnats (eggs in the dirt?) What do you do to prevent that?? What do you do if it happens anyways? . . . :ph34r: . . . btw, plant died anyway (hubby's fault).

What kind of plant was it? Not that it matters to the fungus gnats....just curious :P Anyway, before I bring the plants in I water them with a mild dish soap solution, and wash down the leaves to kill anything I can. Then I place a gnat-trap in or by the plants.....a small dish with dish soap and soda. The sweet attracks the adults and the soap dessicates (and kills) them. There are also "sticky traps" available if you can find them...yellow is good. Hope this helps you some. :)

Awwww Jude :( krap, krap, krap, krap, krap. Can you sue the inspectors? Or at least try to get them to fess up and pay for the damage/kleen up? They have to have insurance against this sort of thing (don't they?). Keeping you in prayers.

elye Community Regular

'Mornin', gang. . ......

Jooooodie, that is disgusting. :angry::angry: What a horrific thing to come home to, and what a band of idiots -- I've got steam coming outta my ears!! Tareeeesuh is right...the company must have insurance against this kind of unbelievable behavior.

But this is the very last thing you need.

Stay strong, girl!

Smackl's awesome av is back! :lol:

curlyfries Contributor
Future grandbaby....

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Why do my pics keep disappearing????? :unsure:

Do you guys see it?.......or is it only invisible on this school computer?

I copied it from Facebook. I wanted to show the pic to a co-worker....can't access Facebook here, so thought I'd just show this one. rats! :angry:

jerseyangel Proficient
Why do my pics keep disappearing????? :unsure:

Do you guys see it?.......or is it only invisible on this school computer?

I copied it from Facebook. I wanted to show the pic to a co-worker....can't access Facebook here, so thought I'd just show this one. rats! :angry:

I can still see them, Leesiugh. Must be the school 'puter :)

Jestgar Rising Star
I can still see them, Leesiugh. Must be the school 'puter :)

yep. Baby's still lounging in paradise.

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