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Whoa!.....This is like walking back into my old home or school..... And lookit all the new emojis! ???⚽??????

That really is fantastic....

Certainly the case in my house.....

This is a great microcosm of the other babes-leaving-the-nest-and-learning-to-fly scenario that happens at this time of year, and is happening in my world. Son Jack has just graduated from high school and is organizing himself for his big move to university residence in Toronto. ((((Sigh))))......

OMG....I'll say.

Hey....THIS article has photos..... http://www.bustle.com/articles/29080-american-student-gets-stuck-in-vagina-sculpture-in-germany-reinforces-our-reputation-abroad?utm_source=FBTraffic&utm_medium=fijifrost&utm_campaign=CMfacebook

Man.....too bad he didn't have a sturdy string comin' out of his feet.....Any woman would have easily been able to extract him....

There is, absolutely, a brilliantly hilarious reply to/summation of this story.....just gotta think of it....

I think of Shroooomie ALL the time.....and I try to use this adage every time I can -- to try to let her know that she really does live on 'round here......

Hey.....Whatever blows yer skirt up....

I believe we're allowed 7 characters up here........"SPELING" would be even more hilarious....

Mr. Durwood is on his deathbed and knows the end is near. His nurse, his wife, his daughter and 2 sons, are with him. He says to them: "Paul, I want you to take the Shaughnessy houses." "Valerie, take the condos over in Coal Harbour and False Creek." "Mike, I want you to take the...

The funniest routine I've seen dealing with the shakeweight was done by Ellen Degeneres.....She brought one out during her opening monologue, started shaking it and, wide-eyed, said, "Wow.....I'VE never used these particular muscles before!".....