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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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Loey Rising Star

{{{{[hugs}}}} Rayshell. Lookit it this way, your day can only get better :) However, having to change your garage combination is a pain. :(

OK, just thought this would be phunny and maybe make our Ras-helle smile. I've been looking up nightshade vegetables so I can avoid using them in my stew tomorrow and 5 of the links came up with videos for I Wear My Sunglasses At Night.

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mushroom Proficient

Oh dear, the annual Gnick dramas with de boiler :o Why don't you get this thing serviced in the summer afore it ever gets cold??? Or do you have a thingy going with the boilerman??? Regardless of thumb size??? It really gets mighty suspish.

kareng Grand Master

Oh dear, the annual Gnick dramas with de boiler :o Why don't you get this thing serviced in the summer afore it ever gets cold??? Or do you have a thingy going with the boilerman??? Regardless of thumb size??? It really gets mighty suspish.

I was wondering something similiar. ;)

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xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox :wub: :wub: :wub:

Turned out to be our next-door neighboUr, but we discovered this a couple of days after he suddenly moved away. It's the most sick feeling, R... . . ..I hope they get them!

This happened in our garage last year. Cops couldn't do anything about it because the witness was the guy's mentally challanged girlfriend-not a credible witness <_< This was right before my MIL told me that we were all going to Hell and this was part of how God was punishing us. I hope she doesn't find out about this!!

Good news, I just went out and gutted my car before I gave a list to the cops and I found the garage door opener thrown in the back with the rest of the stuff from my center console and jockey box. It's small and black, couldn't find it when it was still dark. I will tackle someone if I see that coat. It's not everyday that you see a fairly expensive purple quilted puffy coat at an off ramp, I'm guessing... ;)

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{{{hugs}}} sweetheart wub.gif

I'm so sorry, - hope you manage to chill out a bit over the weekend (with HP maybe wink.gif)

Boiler broke down last weekend (sound familiar??)....t'was fixed.....now me gas metRE has died.

Why do these things only ever break at 5pm on a Friday???

The boiler AGAIN?! Tre ridiculous!! Terry asking questions about the meter man? ;)

I will rendezvous with HP tomorrow night at 7. I am excited!! Have to get thru 7 hours of the bazaar tomorrow, and decorating 122 cupcakes tonight :unsure:

OK, just thought this would be phunny and maybe make our Ras-helle smile. I've been looking up nightshade vegetables so I can avoid using them in my stew tomorrow and 5 of the links came up with videos for I Wear My Sunglasses At Night.

I feel so out of it, that took me a second. Brought a smile to me phace once I got it :P

Thanks!

Loey Rising Star

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox :wub: :wub: :wub:

This happened in our garage last year. Cops couldn't do anything about it because the witness was the guy's mentally challanged girlfriend-not a credible witness <_< This was right before my MIL told me that we were all going to Hell and this was part of how God was punishing us. I hope she doesn't find out about this!!

Good news, I just went out and gutted my car before I gave a list to the cops and I found the garage door opener thrown in the back with the rest of the stuff from my center console and jockey box. It's small and black, couldn't find it when it was still dark. I will tackle someone if I see that coat. It's not everyday that you see a fairly expensive purple quilted puffy coat at an off ramp, I'm guessing... ;)

The boiler AGAIN?! Tre ridiculous!! Terry asking questions about the meter man? ;)

I will rendezvous with HP tomorrow night at 7. I am excited!! Have to get thru 7 hours of the bazaar tomorrow, and decorating 122 cupcakes tonight :unsure:

I feel so out of it, that took me a second. Brought a smile to me phace once I got it :P

Thanks!

So glad you found the garage door opener. That's a really thing to have stolen. Hopefully if someone did feel the need to steal your coat they really need it. I'm just sorry you had it stolen. And purple is my favorite color!

Good luck with al of the cupcakes.

Hugs

Loey

P.S. BC/BS promised to call me back in an hour (almost three hours ago) so I took a shower as soon as we hung up and didn't even do my hair because I wanted to be ready for the call. I look like a bag lady right now but at least I'm clean.

nikki-uk Enthusiast

Oh dear, the annual Gnick dramas with de boiler :o Why don't you get this thing serviced in the summer afore it ever gets cold??? Or do you have a thingy going with the boilerman??? Regardless of thumb size??? It really gets mighty suspish.

wink.gif ...you'd think so wouldn't yer??

Actually had the blasted thing serviced a couple of weeks ago - it's fine unless you need to use it tongue.gif

MetRE man had satifactory sized thumbs wink.gif

Good news, I just went out and gutted my car before I gave a list to the cops and I found the garage door opener thrown in the back with the rest of the stuff from my center console and jockey box. It's small and black, couldn't find it when it was still dark.

One less thing to worry about smile.gif

Glad you're getting to see HP- I'm not meeting him 'til next Wed! (can't wait!!!!) .... good luck with the bazaar (baz-argh! laugh.gif)

elye Community Regular

I will rendezvous with HP tomorrow night at 7. I am excited!!

OMG. . . . . .....I have missed something. . . . . ....

You are meeting with Hewlett Packard??... . :unsure:. . ...you are.. .. . .printing and scanning things?. .. .. :huh:

:rolleyes:

Gnicker's bolier!! What in hell is the mattah with the heating systems in the UK? Holy crap, we'd be in deep ungawa 'round this part of the world if our furnaces were breaking down regularly throughout the winter.. .. .I suppose that is why they don't - -they simply can't. <_<

In my first-year university course on Victorian writers, our professor, who was a lovely older man (Canadian but a transplanted Londoner), was telling us of all the wonderful things about England - - the people, the sites, the history - - and he ended by stating "So much going for them. . .. .. . ..but they STILL don't know how to heat a house!!"

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mushroom Proficient

In my first-year university course on Victorian writers, our professor, who was a lovely older man (Canadian but a transplanted Londoner), was telling us of all the wonderful things about England - - the people, the sites, the history - - and he ended by stating "So much going for them. . .. .. . ..but they STILL don't know how to heat a house!!"

:lol:

That's eggsactly what I thought in the 60's, but from all the "Finding a New Home in the Country" and what- not shows I have watched lately I really was starting to believe that they had learned a thing or two... :rolleyes:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

OMG. . . . . .....I have missed something. . . . . ....

You are meeting with Hewlett Packard??... . :unsure:. . ...you are.. .. . .printing and scanning things?. .. .. :huh:

Indeed we are - very exciting lives we lead!

HP= Harry Potter. We iz HP geeks biggrin.gif

In my first-year university course on Victorian writers, our professor, who was a lovely older man (Canadian but a transplanted Londoner), was telling us of all the wonderful things about England - - the people, the sites, the history - - and he ended by stating "So much going for them. . .. .. . ..but they STILL don't know how to heat a house!!"

Never a truer word said in jest eh?? laugh.gif

I KNEW it was worth opening up the fireplace! (didn't really want to pay out the

celiac-mommy Collaborator

I KNEW it was worth opening up the fireplace! (didn't really want to pay out the

Loey Rising Star

Grab a bean bag and curl up by the fire with the kittehs, dreaming of Hogwarts :D

So that's what everyone meant by HP. I forgot it opened tonight. Our son is rejecting us and going with his friends. Maybe that's what Klark and I will see this weekend. Tony (our son) thought it would be cool if Emma Watson was at the movie theater he goes to (he's at Brown) but she'll probably be at a fancy opening.

Loey

elye Community Regular

OMG.. . .. . ..Who else is watching Russell Brand on Larry King??!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

WHERE did this bloke come from??

Canna. Stop. Laughing.

kareng Grand Master

OMG.. . .. . ..Who else is watching Russell Brand on Larry King??!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

WHERE did this bloke come from??

Canna. Stop. Laughing.

I didn't see that. :( he is sooo funny. At first, I thought, how does this skinny, scruffy not very cute guy get so many girls and Katy Perry? When I heard him on a couple of talk shows, I knew.

kareng Grand Master

Culinary disaster tonight! Tried to make the sour dough bread and cheese straws from Robyn Ryberg? Cookbook. Both were dismall failures. Cooper would only eat the bread if I dipped it in olive oil. Was going to make one of Irish Davey Boys recipes, too but I overcooked the potatoes so I couldn't shred them. That was my fault and I will make potato pancakes with them ( in keeping with the Irish spirit).

Will try again. Have had good success with mixes, so may just use them.

nikki-uk Enthusiast

OMG.. . .. . ..Who else is watching Russell Brand on Larry King??!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

WHERE did this bloke come from??

Canna. Stop. Laughing.

He's ours, but we can share as we've took on Katy as an honoUry Brit wink.gif

jerseyangel Proficient

OMG.. . .. . ..Who else is watching Russell Brand on Larry King??!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

WHERE did this bloke come from??

Canna. Stop. Laughing.

Oh shoot! I love Russell and didn't know he was gonna be on Larry King. :angry: I saw him on Conan the other night--I think he's delightful :D

Jestgar Rising Star

I had no idea who he is so I went to his website. The Conan clip is on it, if anyone else would like to see. pretty funny.

elye Community Regular

Just searched for the Larry interview, and it's not up yet.. . . .truly, I have not laughed that hard in a while. Russell Brand is mesmerizing, and, at least for me, extremely attractive in a kind of bizarre, Willy Wonka/Jim Morrison/swashbuckler kinda way.

AND he's hilarious.

I'm still larphin'. .. . . . . . . . :lol:

elye Community Regular

GAHHHHH! Even more hilarity!!. . . ..How can I stand it??. . . . . . ... :lol: :lol:

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nikki-uk Enthusiast

Russell Brand is mesmerizing, and, at least for me, extremely attractive in a kind of bizarre, Willy Wonka/Jim Morrison/swashbuckler kinda way.

There is summat about him in a 'dandy' kind of way *nods head* ......is he new to yooz??? I have loads of his 'Stand up' live DVD's.

He's always near the mark - got in trouble with the BBC for it too rolleyes.gif

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He had a real ladies man label 'til he met Miss Perry.

He's from my part of London - we support the same football team wink.gif

elye Community Regular

......is he new to yooz???

Relatively, yes... . . . ...just knew of him as an English actor, but now that he's with Katy he is suddenly all over the place on this side of the pond. OMG... . how could I have NOT known about such a comic genius? :lol:

Loey Rising Star

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox :wub: :wub: :wub:

This happened in our garage last year. Cops couldn't do anything about it because the witness was the guy's mentally challanged girlfriend-not a credible witness <_< This was right before my MIL told me that we were all going to Hell and this was part of how God was punishing us. I hope she doesn't find out about this!!

Good news, I just went out and gutted my car before I gave a list to the cops and I found the garage door opener thrown in the back with the rest of the stuff from my center console and jockey box. It's small and black, couldn't find it when it was still dark. I will tackle someone if I see that coat. It's not everyday that you see a fairly expensive purple quilted puffy coat at an off ramp, I'm guessing... ;)

The boiler AGAIN?! Tre ridiculous!! Terry asking questions about the meter man? ;)

I will rendezvous with HP tomorrow night at 7. I am excited!! Have to get thru 7 hours of the bazaar tomorrow, and decorating 122 cupcakes tonight :unsure:

I feel so out of it, that took me a second. Brought a smile to me phace once I got it :P

Thanks!

Hope you enjoyed HP and it made up for your horrible Friday. We're going to see it tomorrow. I convinced Klark to get the tickets online as I think t will be rather crowded.

I'm trying to get motivated to go out and do some food shopping. I wasn't able to sleep much last night. For some reason I was in a lot of pain (celiac and ulcer) and had a semi-anxiety attack. Don't know why. Perhaps the stress of the holidays. So today I'm finding it hard to get motivated. I guess i can do my food shopping on Monday or Tuesday. All I know is I'll have a ravenous college freshman at home for 5 days who has a bottomless pit for a stomach and planning a menu for him is harder than my husband (hmmm... anxiety?). Even though we've seen him a lot over the past few months I can't wait to have him home.

Hope you're all having a great day!

Hugs,

Loey

Loey Rising Star

xoxoxoxoxoxoxoxox :wub: :wub: :wub:

This happened in our garage last year. Cops couldn't do anything about it because the witness was the guy's mentally challanged girlfriend-not a credible witness <_< This was right before my MIL told me that we were all going to Hell and this was part of how God was punishing us. I hope she doesn't find out about this!!

Good news, I just went out and gutted my car before I gave a list to the cops and I found the garage door opener thrown in the back with the rest of the stuff from my center console and jockey box. It's small and black, couldn't find it when it was still dark. I will tackle someone if I see that coat. It's not everyday that you see a fairly expensive purple quilted puffy coat at an off ramp, I'm guessing... ;)

The boiler AGAIN?! Tre ridiculous!! Terry asking questions about the meter man? ;)

I will rendezvous with HP tomorrow night at 7. I am excited!! Have to get thru 7 hours of the bazaar tomorrow, and decorating 122 cupcakes tonight :unsure:

I feel so out of it, that took me a second. Brought a smile to me phace once I got it :P

Thanks!

P.S. Just realized HP is tonight and cupcakes were last night. Hope the Bazaar went well!!!! Enjoy HP!!!!

Loey

jerseyangel Proficient

Russell Brand is mesmerizing, and, at least for me, extremely attractive in a kind of bizarre, Willy Wonka/Jim Morrison/swashbuckler kinda way.

AND he's hilarious.

I pheel the same way, Em B)

I'm hoping LK repeats the episode this weekend.

kareng Grand Master

Just searched for the Larry interview, and it's not up yet.. . . .truly, I have not laughed that hard in a while. Russell Brand is mesmerizing, and, at least for me, extremely attractive in a kind of bizarre, Willy Wonka/Jim Morrison/swashbuckler kinda way.

Me three! And he is nowhere near what I would choose looks wise. Got his movie " Get Him to the Greek" to watch tonight. Says it has the theatrical rated R version and an " unrated" version. Hmmm. Which will I watch? :ph34r:

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