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A Little Gluten Free Humor

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I often use humor as a coping tool so here is my original "Ode to Gluten". Not very good poetry but maybe it will give someone a chuckle. :D

Ode to Gluten

Gluten, oh gluten, once you were my friend.

But now those days are drawing to an end.

For gluten, my gluten, you were killing me,

Causing much damage with villous atrophy.

Gluten, dear gluten, I will miss you so,

But it is clearly past time for you to go.

So goodbye whole wheat bread and so long to Ritz

You were eating up my intestines to bits!

And farewell cakes, pastries and pie.

No longer will you make me cry.

Get your sticky fingers off my food and my snacks.

Forever I am done with these insidious attacks.

Gluten, oh gluten, you

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Couldn't have said it better myself!!

:lol::lol::D


ptkds

Mom of 4 beautiful girls (the 2 youngest are only 10 months apart!)
Diagnosed with Celiac disease on November 8, 2006; gluten-free as of 12-1-06.

DD#2 13 years old; diagnosed on November 28, 2006. gluten-free as of 12-7-06.
DD#3 9 years old; diagnosed through blood work in October 2006. Gluten-free as of mid-November and doing GREAT!!
DD#4 8 years old; had a scope done on 6-22-07 (at 14 months old) and the dr saw stomach ulcers, but all test results were negative. GI dr told us to put her on the gluten free diet anyway. She is gluten free as of 6-22-07.

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Well done. :)


Courage does not always roar, sometimes courage is the quiet voice at the end of the day saying

"I will try again tommorrow" (Mary Anne Radmacher)

Diagnosed by Allergist with elimination diet and diagnosis confirmed by GI in 2002

Misdiagnoses for 15 years were IBS-D, ataxia, migraines, anxiety, depression, fibromyalgia, parathesias, arthritis, livedo reticularis, hairloss, premature menopause, osteoporosis, kidney damage, diverticulosis, prediabetes and ulcers, dermatitis herpeformis

All bold resoved or went into remission in time with proper diagnosis of Celiac November 2002

 Gene Test Aug 2007

HLA-DQB1 Molecular analysis, Allele 1 0303

HLA-DQB1 Molecular analysis, Allele 2 0303

Serologic equivalent: HLA-DQ 3,3 (Subtype 9,9)

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