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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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We need to design a kozy-blankie.....wif arms....open at the bottom for pheet....warm enough to withstand -50 degrees.....and a Union Suit phlap (front and back?) for those sudden emergencies!!! :lol::lol:

with velcro. Buttons might be too difficult under duress.

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flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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with velcro. Buttons might be too difficult under duress.

Not to mention in -50 degrees (brrrr). My fingers don't work in 50 + degrees. Probably haffta be supervelcro to work in that kind of climate!

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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Kween Niknik the "servantless"? washerless? (SNAP!) Kween Niknik the Pennyless!!!

Reesee said SNAP! :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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....and a Union Suit phlap (front and back?) for those sudden emergencies!!! :lol::lol:

:lol: union suit phlap :lol::lol::lol:

with velcro.

OMG--so much snort!!! :lol:

Reesee said SNAP! :lol:

That she did! :P

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

:lol::lol:

Well.....here's the latest in the hospital saga:

I was asking my dad how he's been sleeping, as he's had some real trouble since he's been admitted having a good night's sleep.....and this, of course, is so important in his recovery. Rehabilitation is next to impossible with a patient who is only averaging an hour of sleep every night.

So, Dad told the doctor on rounds this morning that he really needed his help. "On nights that I get some sleep, I'm having a recurring dream where I'm lying here in this bed, and suddenly these three beautiful, naked women come striding into the room. They pull the curtain around the bed, and start tearing my hospital gown off me".

The doctor said something like, "So, what happens?"

And my dad told the doc that he keeps pushing the naked women away.

"Well", the doc finally said, "What would you like me to do?"

And my dad said, "BREAK MY ARMS!"

:lol:

See, my father would actually say this to some unsuspecting doctor who doesn't recognise him. He really would.

I just wish I could BE there, next time. .. . . . . . .

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
And my dad said, "BREAK MY ARMS!"

:lol::lol: Ah-h-h...to be a phly on the wall in THAT room! :rolleyes:

Yeah--it's next to impossible to get any shut-eye in a hospital <_<

tom Contributor
tom
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Oooooo!!! Congrats gnu Queen Gnich the dishwasherless "you're soaking in it"!!!! :P

Just walked in and had to see who our new reining monarch is :lol:

This has me imagining teensy butterfly jockeys! :wacko:

Butterfly wranglers? Buckeroos? Vaqueros? :huh:

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tom Contributor
tom
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GO Michelllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllle!!!!!!!!!!!

Uh-oh . ..down to 10th and down to 11 pups after dropping 2 at Pelly :(

Awful tough to catch up to the 13 & 14 dog teams when yer runnin' 'lebben.

(Learnt that last year :P )

I'm at work & should be configuring six 8MB txt files of datalogs into a 9-tabbed 45,000+ lines/tab .. . .. .:ph34r: SPREADSHEET!!!!!!!!

<I ain't skeerdano spreadsheets!> :P;)

It's the faux grepping I don't like. :(

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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It's the faux grepping I don't like. :(

Tell me about it! Can't stand that faux grepping! :unsure::blink::huh:

:lol::lol::lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Mornin', Peeps!

Ptaoughmghmn, may you have a day completely devoid of faux grepping.. . . . ...I hear ya on that one, and just HATE when that happens. . . . .. :rolleyes::P

A superb day in sports. . . . ....the Ottawa Senators have now won five in a row, and continue a thrilling charge for the playoffs (um.....as if, but one lives in hope). .. . . .

AND.....Michelle in a thrilling charge of her own, now in fifth with three dropped dogs. Yep, it is early to be travelling with only eleven, but if anyone can do it, it's HER!! :)

Dastardly David Dalton, who kept stealing third place from her last year, is now in 13th place. And my Jamaican hero Newton Marshall has slipped to 21st.

Man, he must be feeling the cold.. . . . . ...

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Yeah--it's next to impossible to get any shut-eye in a hospital <_<

Yes I try to catch a nap everyday---and it doesnt work :huh:

Go Michelle!!!!!

It's tuesday hopefully work is calmer today than yesterday!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

faux schmaux . . . grepping in general is a bear!!!

:lol::lol::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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faux schmaux . . . grepping in general is a bear!!!

:lol::lol::lol:

However, far better than cutting and pasting 45,000 lines.

Seriously tired and grouchy. Neighbors dog was barking ALL NIGHT LONG. Still barking.

Must figure out what to do next time. Who to call. And who's frickin dog.

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Mornin! Hope it's a shiny day for all of you! :D

Kween Niknik the Skinted.....did you manage to phind a schwasher yet? Hope so!

Yay Michelle! Go! Go!

*Some* of us don't know what "grepping" is :rolleyes: . Perhaps someone could explain? Just for the benefit of those in the dark....you see :D

Hmph! Barking dogs.....one of those irritating problems of communal life! Don't know if you should call animal control....dog warden....sherriff....the dogs owner (although the owner apparently was not concerned that his dog was having a problem). Hope you can get this resolved.

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Em...wish we really could gather 'round yer Dad for a day. They'd probably have to kick us out! :lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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*Some* of us don't know what "grepping" is :rolleyes: . Perhaps someone could explain? Just for the benefit of those in the dark....you see :D

OMG. . . . something that I am just SO INTIMATELY familiar with. .. . . . :lol::rolleyes:

grep is a Open Original Shared Link text search utility originally written for Open Original Shared Link. The name is taken from the first letters in global / regular expression / print, a series of instructions for the Open Original Shared Link text editor. Open Original Shared Link The grep command searches files or Open Original Shared Link globally for lines matching a given Open Original Shared Link, and prints them to the program's Open Original Shared Link.

Now, just as I feel my eyes completely glazing over and my mind priming for explosion, we have this:

The term "grep" can be used as a verb, meaning to search

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

:huh::mellow::unsure:

After reading Em's post, I think I need to go take a nap :o

Me pea-brain can't compute B)

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted
After reading Em's post, I think I need to go take a nap :o

I know......'Twas exhausting. .. .... . ..until I got to a part about verbs and direct objects. . ......

:lol:

flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
Posted

Thanx Em. I just knew someone had an answer! Think I'll go grep for lunch....there's gotta be sumfin here! :lol:

By the by.....I suppose Pieter has a Grep Tool, too, doesn't he? He's got the poifect tool fer everthin! :lol::lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted
And my dad said, "BREAK MY ARMS!"

:lol:

:lol:

OMG!! The faux grepping !!!!!!!!!!!!! <I just heard something go 'pop' in me head> :lol:

I AM reading along...but a slight domestic crisis in progress here..... :rolleyes:

Tel has moved the washing machine (putting new vinyl on the floor) ..leaking pies...PHLOODED kitchen....EEK, disgusting damp smell abound!!!!!!!

Wait!!!!!!.........somebody tell me....WHAT'S ME POST COUNT???????

OH..and 'the cats' (collective, like The Borg) have massacred a pigeon.....(a gazillion pieces of pigeon in me garden :rolleyes: .....Tel had to put the poor thing out of it's misery as the cats were torturing it :( )

They are COVERED in blood, all 3 scratching at the door with feathers in their mouth like a trophy prize!!!!! :unsure:

WHAT time COCKTAILZ???????? :wacko:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

My gawd Nik!! :o You just passed a big post count......I'm thinking possibly a delayed reaction?? :unsure:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Jacquie and PeOter are havin' cookies later!! :D

We'll all be over around 7?

WardGirl Rookie
WardGirl
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Jacquie and PeOter are havin' cookies later!! :D

We'll all be over around 7?

That works fine for us. We'll leave all the cooking dishes for you to clean :D

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted
Jacquie and PeOter are havin' cookies later!! :D

We'll all be over around 7?

..but HOW does Patti know :unsure: ...will cocktails be served??? (your Queen needs SEVERAL) :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
That works fine for us. We'll leave all the cooking dishes for you to clean :D

That sounds fair :)

..but HOW does Patti know :unsure: ...

.....I have my ways.... B)

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