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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular

G'morning, Gang!

Leeeesargh keeps on dancin'.. .. . .. .. as my DD would write, YOO GO, GUUUUURL!

'Tis a long weekend here, as it is Victoria Day tomorrow (a nod to our good Queen Vicky, Nik). Boy, have Canucks ever venerated this one:

No individual has been more honoured than Queen Victoria in the names of Canada's public buildings, streets, populated places and physical features. Victoria College in Toronto, Royal Victoria Hospital in Montr


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nikki-uk Enthusiast
Not to mention the beautiful city of Victoria, B.C. Gads, she was a hit! B)

i LOVED HER ♥ ;) , a formidable lady

Going to the garden centRE in a mo...... more phlouwers!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient

Happy Sunday sillies B)

Ok Suz--up and at 'em! How'd it go? I just saw on the The Weather Channel about yer hot temps. Gawd.

Have phun wif yer phlowers, Nik! :D

Soggy morning here.....tis supposed to be less humid after this all clears out.

flourgirl Apprentice

Mornin all! Psuess....you could send some of your heat our way again! We've gone from 80's to 50's almost overnight. Thats day temps. Brrrrrr. Our weather has been so crazy this spring.

No psilly today....hope you are all well.

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
JOODEE come out the basement!!!!!!

I'm out for sure. I ended up with a killer headache after all day down there.

today got some masks to wear. Hate mold and dust. Maybe we should have been a bit cleaner for 30 years :( oh well tomorrw the kitchen ceiling is to come down to see if there is upstairs bathroom repairs needed. oye..........after this not sure we can afford to move....

but..........i'm hopeful.

Dance was nice.....not as many people as we had hoped, but there was another dance going on elsewhere in town that night. But moneywise it went pretty good, cuz there were also donations from people who didn't show......dance phobia or summat. :rolleyes: We'll be sending it all to Nathan.

Had me private lesson today and may go dancing again tomorrow....it's our usual club night. B)

HARRUMPH!! I have too much important stuff goin on to be bothered with laundry and stuff! <_<

so happy it was financially helpful. Meant to post on this before but havent' been on since early yesterday i guess.

Susie.......did you or will you have this date? i can't tell from the post

use your inner gut kido

hi to all the rest of me sillies.

judy

psawyer Proficient

Gosh, it is quiet here today.

mimommy Contributor
Gosh, it is quiet here today.

They're all napping. Shhhhhhh.....

HI PETER!!!!!!!!!!!

Oops, did I wake them?


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mimommy Contributor
Hip replacement......FIL had one of those recently.....he's a new man, running even, at 80+ yrs old! :)

Breakfast table flasher........had one of those when the kids were small. Never actually saw anything. he would always be covered with alittle hand towel or what I swear looked like women's beige underwear. :blink:

Dance was nice.....not as many people as we had hoped, but there was another dance going on elsewhere in town that night. But moneywise it went pretty good, cuz there were also donations from people who didn't show......dance phobia or summat. :rolleyes: We'll be sending it all to Nathan.

Had me private lesson today and may go dancing again tomorrow....it's our usual club night. B)

HARRUMPH!! I have too much important stuff goin on to be bothered with laundry and stuff! <_<

"Breakfast Table Flasher" :lol:

It (laundry) just NEVER ends, does it? Multiplies like bunnies, it does. :angry:

G'morning, Gang!

Leeeesargh keeps on dancin'.. .. . .. .. as my DD would write, YOO GO, GUUUUURL!

'Tis a long weekend here, as it is Victoria Day tomorrow (a nod to our good Queen Vicky, Nik). Boy, have Canucks ever venerated this one:

No individual has been more honoured than Queen Victoria in the names of Canada's public buildings, streets, populated places and physical features. Victoria College in Toronto, Royal Victoria Hospital in Montr

DingoGirl Enthusiast

a quiet, barpish hello, sills. :ph34r:

:lol:

Yes, Soozle is a bit hungover today. and just feeling kind of rotten (menses due today)

Had a lovely dinner last night with my "date." But please, don't buy the china for us, pholks. He really is going to be just a friend.

But it WOZ so cute, adn good for the old girls' ego - as he left he said something about having a crush on me for 25 years and finally going out.

"Oh! Bucket List!" I said :lol:

Sooooze, I DO wish that I lived next door to you.....I could just pop over and lend you my penii earrings for your date this eve. A very reliable, all-encompassing test for a potential suitor, certainly. Is the bloke comfortable enough about his manhood to be staring at its symbolic representation, hanging and jiggling right in front of him? You learn a whole lot, quickly, when you fasten these babies onto yer ears and head out on a first date..... .. ...

oh, IF ONLY!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Sorted!!!! OR make him wash in the most LUSH soap I bought today which is Shea butter and ginger

DAMN! I fancy myselph with this on!!!!!!!

"sorted!!!" :lol: crackin me up.

Yes, he did look at me strangely when I pulled out the orange Lion Balm.

Um - don't know if he smells good or not - don't care.

BTW he's on my facebook, so watch whatchoo say over dere ;)

HARRUMPH!! I have too much important stuff goin on to be bothered with laundry and stuff!

<_< pseriously

Ok Suz--up and at 'em! How'd it go? I just saw on the The Weather Channel about yer hot temps. Gawd.

:angry: 105 here today. Just completely heinous. the babies and I are staying indoors, watching bad movies.

They're all napping. Shhhhhhh.....

HI PETER!!!!!!!!!!!

Oops, did I wake them?

*snackle*

I think I napped for about.......five whole minutes? was thrilled :lol:

I WANT ICE CREAM and CHOCOLATE. none here. BOO! I'm too much of a fright to go to the store and don't feel like fixing up. :huh:

mimommy Contributor

Poor little hungover Suze.

I always wanted a Coke, a greasy cheeseburger, and chocolate chip cookies when in such a condition. With a handful of aspirin and all the shades closed for the day :greenbarfyguy:

Glad to hear you had fun--nice to help someone ful-fill their bucket :rolleyes:

Sorry he wasn't your dreamboat.

105???? Tis Hell on earth!

elye Community Regular
BTW he's on my facebook, so watch whatchoo say over dere ;)

Hey! What say we all request his friendship? Just bombard him with Psilly friend requests. . . .........

I can just hear him. . . . . ....."So, uh, Susie... .. . .....these online friends of yours. . . .....what's, uh. ....going on?"

:lol:

Man....I wanna be on someone's bucket list. .. . . ... :)

Poor moldy Joooodie!

mimommy Contributor

Feeling very sad for J. :(

You are in our prayers girl.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Hey! What say we all request his friendship? Just bombard him with Psilly friend requests. . . .........

I can just hear him. . . . . ....."So, uh, Susie... .. . .....these online friends of yours. . . .....what's, uh. ....going on?"

gahhhhhhh! :lol:

what I love about having you Sills over there is all the interactive comments. :lol: we are WAY funnier than all of The Others :lol:

Feeling very sad for J. :(

You are in our prayers girl.

:( I know. Bless her, such a hard thing.

Wanted to post something with kittens for levity, but, not sure?

back to the couch.

Oh Janet.......all the Sills are here for you, surrounding you with prayers and hugs from all over the world. :wub:

elye Community Regular
Oh Janet.......all the Sills are here for you, surrounding you with prayers and hugs from all over the world.

Yes. from the north, south, east and west... . .. . . ...

We are all here, our dear Psilly Janet! :wub::wub:

jerseyangel Proficient
Oh Janet.......all the Sills are here for you, surrounding you with prayers and hugs from all over the world. :wub:

Tis so very true :(

And much love!

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Same thing happens to me, Judy. I've heard it said that housework never killed anyone, but I am not takin' chances.

:lol::P:lol:

Had a lovely dinner last night with my "date." But please, don't buy the china for us, pholks. He really is going to be just a friend.

Friends are good :rolleyes:

Poor moldy Joooodie!

yep, have to vaccum 'meself' when i come up. Em it's ucky down there for sure :blink:

Feeling very sad for J. :(

You are in our prayers girl.

Ditto..............will be a powerful nite for prayers for sure.

mushroom Proficient
Feeling very sad for J. :(

You are in our prayers girl.

Have I missed something about Janet? Was it on the Book? Whatever problems you are having Janet, however big, my thoughts are with you.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Feeling very sad for J. :(

You are in our prayers girl.

Very sad :( *sigh*

yep, have to vaccum 'meself' when i come up. Em it's ucky down there for sure :blink:

Chortling in a double entendre kind of way at Joodee's sentence :ph34r:

MONDAY MORNINGS :angry: ...... I do so hate them.....

...and WIH??? was going to list MORE tatt on Ebay but paypal tells me I must 'verify my account' before selling 'owt else

:angry:

WHY??? :unsure: ....been buying and selling for YEARS!! ....this has slowed down me plan of MASSIVELY HUGE earnings

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Have I missed something about Janet? Was it on the Book? Whatever problems you are having Janet, however big, my thoughts are with you.

PM'd you :)

nikki-uk Enthusiast

.......wait :unsure: ....just realised....

....am scared...........hold meeeeee :blink:

This time next week..... I shall be FORTY YEARS OLD

Most askeert!!!!! :o HOW did this happen??????

<_<

<I can't like it!!!!!!!>

mushroom Proficient
.......wait :unsure: ....just realised....

....am scared...........hold meeeeee :blink:

This time next week..... I shall be FORTY YEARS OLD

Most askeert!!!!! :o HOW did this happen??????

<_<

<I can't like it!!!!!!!>

Now come on Nik, the forties are fab, really. It's the fifties and beyond that you should be askeert of. You is entering de prime of yur life. Enjoy!!! When you are forty you have ditched the insecurities, have got over the cockiness of the 30's and the insufferability of the 20's; this is your time--live it to the max! You are woman! You are invincible. :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Now come on Nik, the forties are fab, really.

Tis true. You finally figure out who you are and can start enjoying it.

elye Community Regular
Chortling in a double entendre kind of way at Joodee's sentence :ph34r:

:lol::lol: Gawd, yes....'Tis VERY ucky down there. .. ......

MONDAY MORNINGS :angry: ...... I do so hate them.....

Nik! You blokes should be having a holiday, then, in honoUr of YOUR queen! ......Um, why are we celebrating Vicky's birthday, and the Brits are not? :huh:

Very typical of us, and something we have, for whatever the reason, apologized for countless times..... . . . .

:rolleyes:

Tis true. You finally figure out who you are and can start enjoying it.

FORTY! Well.... .. I am not certain that I know who I am, as yet.. .... . ..but now I just don't care.

:huh:

:rolleyes:

mimommy Contributor
.......wait :unsure: ....just realised....

....am scared...........hold meeeeee :blink:

This time next week..... I shall be FORTY YEARS OLD

Most askeert!!!!! :o HOW did this happen??????

<_<

<I can't like it!!!!!!!>

Now come on Nik, the forties are fab, really. It's the fifties and beyond that you should be askeert of. You is entering de prime of yur life. Enjoy!!! When you are forty you have ditched the insecurities, have got over the cockiness of the 30's and the insufferability of the 20's; this is your time--live it to the max! You are woman! You are invincible. :lol:

Tis true. You finally figure out who you are and can start enjoying it.

Nik, let's face it, honey--turning 40 sucks in a big 'cosmic scheme of things' sort of way. BUT, by forty you've been heartbroken, disappointed, disillusioned, knocked down, or fired or received any other number of life beatings and are fully immersed in the reality of losing your youthful ideals. I think you entered your prime at 30, so if you're not feeling the "I am woman, hear me roar" yet--you're probly not gonna. What you will hear are your knees, your hormones, your peeps saying "But you still look good" with that condescending look in their eyes. Just think, you're only halfway there and the fun hasn't even started!!!

Just messin' w/ ya :lol:

Actually, I agree--turning 40 is a rite of passage. Our generation seems to have done it with more youthfulness and vigor than any before--40 is the new 30, don't you know? At 40, I really don't care about all that 'stuff' that tormented me through my teens and twenties, and have faced the reality of the goals I still had to chase in my 30's. I am happy with who I am and want only to be the person my daughter believes me to be :)

But, I will harrass the heck out of you that day anyway, cuz it's just such fun!!!

:lol::lol: Gawd, yes....'Tis VERY ucky down there. .. ......

Have you all heard of showers? ;)

jerseyangel Proficient
Heading over to da book, must try and guess which of Soozles 'friends' was her date wiv a quarter of a century crush!!!!! :lol:

Oh yeah--must do this! :lol:

Hee! Judith vacuuming herselph :P

This time next week..... I shall be FORTY YEARS OLD

<_< Yer still a babe(y) Nik :D The 40's are good (from my vantage point)--embrace them ;)

Ah-h-h sills--it's cool and crisp here this morning :rolleyes: I have me winders open--it's so nice to turn off the a/c and have some real air in here fer a change. We're on the third floor, so we have needed to run it day and night.

Went to Pei Wei yesterday fer lunch (since they're a "sister" company to PF Changs, me phave)--they have a small gluten-free menu but the phood was good (sweet and sour chicken) and no ill after effects! :D How sad when the sign of a good meal is when it doesn't make you sick?? :lol:B)

We've run into a huge snag wif the house we're planning to have built :angry: They would have broken ground this week, but now it may be back to the drawing board......stupid developer :angry: Ah well, say la vee :rolleyes::P

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