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curlyfries
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Had a very unpsilly day yesterday. Went for my routine dental hygiene appt. and mentioned about this molar at the back that was feeling a bit strange for a while now.

Ugh!!!.....dont'cha just hate it?

Been waiting for years to get implants I can nae afford <_<

Speaking of unwanted hair and dreams . . . Last night I dreamt that I had chest hair . . . and it gets better . . . it was highlighted. I also dreamt that I had hair on my back but it was realy long and looked mane-like. I was trying to determine if I should wear it in a ponytail . . . oh, and the back hair had NO highlights!!

....and you were OK with this? :blink:

I am in love wif this cat. For some reason, I find this hysterical... . . ..

:lol:

such concentration.....

such....balance!

And Em....put down the Sharpie and step away from yer mom.....

:lol::lol::lol::ph34r:

I think wif the dh, we've basically been livin separate lives for the last 5-7 years,...

Marriage is HARD work, but we're working on it!!!

Sorry to hear , but it sounds like you're on the right track.

Rachelle, I've been married for 24 years. I know that we have had times where we love each other but are not "in love."

Indeed.....most of us could probably attest to that ;)

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Patteigh!!!!!!.....you were supposed to be in Texas next time I went down there! :o

I think you were sent to Texas to be my angel......and now you're not needed down there anymore ;)

Leighsea, you just made me cry a wee bit :wub: I really wanted to see you and Brian too, under the happy circumstances :(

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Has Kareng's kid been at your house recently? Maybe yer crockpot should enter the competition.

Maybe that will be the task for the robot next year. Perfectly cooked potatoes! :P Might be a bit boring to watch tho.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Mornin' sills.....thinking about our sweet Em :)

Ugh, me shoulder still isn't right :( Pheels ok whilst lying down, but raising it or <gasp> using the computer still aggravate it. Patti's getting sick of this..... :angry::P

Ooh--I made an apple pie yesterday, as we had some apples that had seen better days.....twas delish, except Mark had his wif cheddar cheese :o I just don't get it..... :huh:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Mornin' sills.....thinking about our sweet Em :)

Ugh, me shoulder still isn't right :( Pheels ok whilst lying down, but raising it or <gasp> using the computer still aggravate it. Patti's getting sick of this..... :angry::P

Ooh--I made an apple pie yesterday, as we had some apples that had seen better days.....twas delish, except Mark had his wif cheddar cheese :o I just don't get it..... :huh:

Sorry your shoulder won't cooperate.

If you must cover the perfect flavor of cooked apples, it should be vanilla or cinnamon ice cream.

When you move to Joisy maybe you can be on the "Real Housewives" show. :)

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

If you must cover the perfect flavor of cooked apples, it should be vanilla or cinnamon ice cream.

True dat, which is why I had mine wif Greater's Vanilla. <droolphace>

When you move to Joisy maybe you can be on the "Real Housewives" show. :)

OMG!!! I love that show! The Joisey ones are me absolute phaves :D We lived there fer years, and I know women like that :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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Thinking of Em and her mum :wub: :wub:

TMI, TMI, TMI

Line of the day, my therapist said this to me today

Your therapist is wise! I like that line a LOT! Speaking as an experienced married woman :of all 5 years :lol: (but we have been together for 12 and have known each other since high school) it is definitely hard work. My hubby and I are struggling right now too.

We've been through a lot of life difficulties (I lost my mom, he had a stroke, I've been Lymie) and we react very differently to tough times. You know Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus? Well, I'm the one from Mars- I go to my cave. :unsure::huh: We're working on it but may go see a counselor.

Rachelle, I've been married for 24 years. I know that we have had times where we love each other but are not "in love." Guys like you to make them feel special even in little ways. I find that by changing my behavior (because I can only change mine) he reacts to it & changes his behavior.

Anyway, just something for you to think about or not. Sounds like the therapist is leading you in this direction. Good luck!

Karen- This was good- food for me thoughts!

It's like celiac disease - you didn't get there in a day, and it's going to take a while to get back where you'd like to be.

Yep.

'Doctor' was thrown out as a possibility to which the wife answered "your daddy has been in school for a very long time to be a doctor".

Daughter replied "wow! He must learn really slow!"

:lol: :lol:

I think you were sent to Texas to be my angel......and now you're not needed down there anymore ;)

:wub: :wub:

That made me tear up!

I was telling Kurt the other night what a wonderful, amazing group we have!

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celiac-mommy
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Ugh!!!.....dont'cha just hate it?

Been waiting for years to get implants I can nae afford <_<

I'm waitin' till they can do it wifout knockin' you out, maybe just a spinal....but methinks I speak of a different type of implant.... :P

Ugh, me shoulder still isn't right :( Pheels ok whilst lying down, but raising it or <gasp> using the computer still aggravate it. Patti's getting sick of this..... :angry::P

Have you had it looked at? does it help to stretch? So sorry you're in pain!!!

Thinking of Em and her mum :wub: :wub:

Yes!! :wub: :wub:

and -_- Prayin' phace

Your therapist is wise! I like that line a LOT! Speaking as an experienced married woman :of all 5 years :lol: (but we have been together for 12 and have known each other since high school) it is definitely hard work. My hubby and I are struggling right now too.

We've been through a lot of life difficulties (I lost my mom, he had a stroke, I've been Lymie) and we react very differently to tough times. You know Men are from Mars, Women are from Venus? Well, I'm the one from Mars- I go to my cave. :unsure::huh: We're working on it but may go see a counselor.

I also retreat to my cave. Tis very difficult to be present when I don't pheel like it, but I'm working on it. We've been together for 14 years and have been married for almost 12. I know this may sound trivial, but you know what bugs me the most at this point--I've been a vegetarian for quite a while now, and he constantly offers me some of his phleshy phood and is confused by the annoyed look that must come over my phace. He says, "What?" I say, "I don't eat meat!" He says, "Oh yeah,I keep forgetting..." <_< <_<

I hope your hard times get easier soon Bevs. Just one more thing we don't need bunging up our lives! :P I wish it were easier! Must get control now though, Maddie's gettin close to teenagerness and we need a united front!! :rolleyes:

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
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If you didn't git my email cuz the nuns are watching my moves, heres that pic I was tring to send....

It's grossssssss......

flies-on-a-womans-butt.webp

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

If you didn't git my email cuz the nuns are watching my moves, heres that pic I was tring to send....

It's grossssssss......

:o :o :o <pukephace>

I think that has to be one of the grossest things I've ever seen! I'm speechless :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

My hubby and I are struggling right now too.

I also retreat to my cave. Tis very difficult to be present when I don't pheel like it, but I'm working on it.

Bevvie and Rah-shell, I'm so sorry you are going through some rough spots. As you know, I've been married about 450 years now :P and I wish I had some words of wisdom for you. Know that the longer you stick it out, the more ups and downs you will encounter because when you think about it, what you have are 2 distinct people who have come from different backgrounds/families bringing all of what goes along with that--sometimes subconsciously. As time goes on, that fact gets ever more evident....

I'm pulling for you both and am here if you need an old sounding board :D <another lovely visual> I do want to say that I'm so proud to know you both and greatly admire your desire and willingness to do what it takes to work through what's going on. ;)

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
Posted

You guys :wub: :wub: :wub:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Mornin' sills.....thinking about our sweet Em :)

Absolutely ♥ ♥

--I made an apple pie yesterday, as we had some apples that had seen better days.....twas delish, except Mark had his wif cheddar cheese :o I just don't get it..... :huh:

Now,... COLD apple with COLD cheddar cheese cubes = GOOD :P

...not sure about hot tho' :huh:

Bevie!!!!!!! ....have I told you lately that I love you?? ;):wub:

Sound off if yer need to :-)

Old marriage hag here has seen some serious ups + downs over the last 22yrs (maybe more downs than ups?? :unsure: )

.... hope me goilz can work through the bad times :-)

Rae-chulles pic *gag* :lol:

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
Posted

Knickers- If you're a hag, you're the hottest hag I ever saw!!!!!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Everyone needs one of Open Original Shared Link

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Everyone needs one of Open Original Shared Link

That's great!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Everyone needs one of Open Original Shared Link

Hee! Sheldon has a similar one one on Big Bang Theory :D

I think his is a Klingon? :unsure:

I'm so uncool :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

I'm so uncool :lol:

I try to be, but sadly I am not :lol:

Sheldon--and his Cyclon toast

Open Original Shared Link

:P

Edited because I can't spell galactic words B)

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

ooohhh he has a cyclon!!

love it when p'T quotes herself :P

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

For those slightly less geeky...Open Original Shared Link

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

Everyone needs one of Open Original Shared Link

Don't really need another (already have 2 boring ones) but this might be a Father's Day present for Hub. (See I'm trying not to give away the surprise until everyone has gone to the web site).

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

not a sports fan, but this video is awesome Open Original Shared Link

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

So dh is gettin his baby-maker removed tomorrow. I totally have mixed feelings about it. Not the right time, obviously, to be having a baby, but I don't want my options closed completely :( Well, I do have the 2 greatest kids, so I will be happy with them...maybe I'll get a puppy :P

He's scared, that's good..... :ph34r::lol: :lol:

Everyone needs one of Open Original Shared Link

We have one of these, poor Max, he'd MUCH rather have the Darth Vader one

Open Original Shared Link

I don't understand all this clingon talk, gives me a headache :blink::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

not a sports fan, but this video is awesome Open Original Shared Link

I saw that this morning on TV! Very cool. Thanks for the link--I just sent it on to baseball phan son :D

So dh is gettin his baby-maker removed tomorrow.

Hope all goes well for him tomorrow :)

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

So dh is gettin his baby-maker removed tomorrow. I totally have mixed feelings about it. Not the right time, obviously, to be having a baby, but I don't want my options closed completely

just pointing out that your options aren't closed :ph34r: :ph34r:

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