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Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Well there she is--our cake bakin', test givin' leader! :D

Any edicts or proclamations we need to know about?

Cake for everybody??

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Cake for everybody??

Rah-shell's royal motto--let 'em eat cake! :P

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

Cake for everybody??

Sure, why not!

For the next 99 pages, I give you permission to kick anyone's arse who is not nice to me because I cry too easy these days and I cannae handle more meanies or stressers!!! And I'm usually covered in some sort of goo, so my robes don't need to be cleaned :huh: I'm pretty easy :rolleyes:

I was going to say, so glad it's Friday, but I remembered I have 30 flippin' cupcakes on my counter at home that I have to decorate tonight for a baby shower in the morning <_< If I wasn't concerned about how they'd turn out, I'd dive into my wodka stash ;)

Calgon, take me away!!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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If I wasn't concerned about how they'd turn out, I'd dive into my wodka stash ;)

Make it a theme. Do them one at a time, keeping them in order, as you slug sip wodka. Note the changes over time... Kinda like a drunk icing test.

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Does the crown not fit, your majesty? Is the train too long? - we can call the royal dressmakers. Is the sceptre too heavy??? Are the robes a bit grubby and smelly from Skeeter's vomitousness and need a bit of drycleaning??

Holy crap.... has no one dry-cleaned that robe since the yeti was all over it about a thousand reigns ago?? Or since the jester vomited drunkedly all over it? And wasn't it in my ho'tub at one point? Lord.. . . . don't think I'd be sporting it right now 'til it's well fumigated. Next it will be covered in medical goo, blood, sanitizer and rubbing alcohol, as Kween Rah-shyellle will likely be throwing it on as she heads into the hospital for her shifts.. . . . . . ..... :lol:

I neeeeeed a break!

no, no NO, yer majesty......you are now our resident Monarch -- things just got a whole lot busier. You workin' on the updated Official Edicts yet?

Make it a theme. Do them one at a time, keeping them in order, as you slug sip wodka. Note the changes over time... Kinda like a drunk icing test.

Kinda like Jyesss's typing... . .. . . ...gets progressively funnnierr anht fuhnneieirr.... . . . :lol:

OMG.. . . . . . from the tops of the cupcakes, to the sides, to the countertops, to the front of the fridge and all appliances. . .. .......my kitchen would eventually be one enormous cake tier... . . ...

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celiac-mommy
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Next it will be covered in medical goo, blood, sanitizer and rubbing alcohol, as Kween Rah-shyellle will likely be throwing it on as she heads into the hospital for her shifts.. . . . . . ..... :lol:

Don't fergit the from-unda-cheese. That robe neeeeeds some from-unda-cheese. I'm not sure if I shall leave this to yer imaginations or tell you whot it is. It is about the nastiness of the nasty.

Talk about nasty, but my bff is an ER charge nurse, and she has the unfortunate ability of diagnosing STD's by walking into a room and taking a sniff before doing a swab :blink::o:lol:

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celiac-mommy
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Make it a theme. Do them one at a time, keeping them in order, as you slug sip wodka. Note the changes over time... Kinda like a drunk icing test.

I may have to try this sometime, it sounds like a great morning evening!

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elye Community Regular
elye
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From.....unda......cheese. .... ..... ...don't... ..wanna.. ... know.....:unsure:. ........ . ....barf.gif

Talk about nasty, but my bff is an ER charge nurse, and she has the unfortunate ability of diagnosing STD's by walking into a room and taking a sniff before doing a swab :blink::o:lol:

OMG. . . . ....... that is the ultimate eeeeeeeewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!!!!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Don't fergit the from-unda-cheese.

OMG!!!!! <snort>

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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The pic on my av is the robot guts. It doesn't look like a person - more like a coffee table with weird wheels. It can run sideways $ kick a soccer ball.

I have changed the spelling of rachelle to Rey Schell because I heard some where that "rey" means king in some language I do not speak. Could mean baker or mommy for all I know.

Still in the running here. Took some of the kids to an Italian place with gluten-free pasta. Yum! went again tonight!

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Still in the running here. Took some of the kids to an Italian place with gluten-free pasta. Yum! went again tonight!

Good luck--and that pasta sounds good! :)

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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I have changed the spelling of rachelle to Rey Schell because I heard some where that "rey" means king in some language I do not speak.

Espanol (Spanish). B)

It is late, and I am for the arms of Morpheus. Bev, I'm thinking about you--hang in there.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

Espanol (Spanish). B)

It is late, and I am for the arms of Morpheus.

My favorite god

be well bev.

celiac-mommy Collaborator
celiac-mommy
Posted

((hugs)) Bevs :wub:

-_- (praying phace)

elye Community Regular
elye
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I have changed the spelling of rachelle to Rey Schell because I heard some where that "rey" means king in some language I do not speak. Could mean baker or mommy for all I know.

King is Roi en francais - -I believe that henceforth, until page 2700, Rah-shyellle will be, for me, ROI-shell......with, of course, a long, rrrrrrrrolllllin' R..... ....... .. . :rolleyes:

((hugs)) Bevs :wub:

-_- (praying phace)

Yes, Dear Bevel - - many of these over the next few days as we think of you!... . . . . .....-_- -_- -_-

What precisely IS that li'l emotiface supposed to convey? Is is Morpheus's face? He rather looks smug, like he's saying "Excuse me -- but I know it all. Just listen to these facts".... . ..

But there's a peaceful element there, too.. . . ...yes, he is praying. .... ...! :)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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....I'm baaaaaaaaack!!!!!!!!!!

...and I brought some bling for our new Queen Rey-shulle!!!!

P8060485.webp

Part deaux comimg up...

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Well peeps, back from Bonnie Scotland....

t'was PHABULUSH & mind blowingly BEAUTIFUL ....and I want to know WHY I live in grimey ole suburban London <_<

Look out for pics on da book :D

SO much has been posted....summary anyone??

Sadly, my thoughts are with T on her loss of her dad...

...and with Bevel (poor not-so-wee Simon)

:wub: and HUGS to all who need 'em.

EMMEL!!.... you really dodged a bullet there wiv Chaz! :D

WIH?!?! ...did I read our Pads is going back to NJ?? :unsure:

cancel the TexASS summit!!! RELOCATE!!! RELOCATE!!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Open Original Shared Link

:o:blink: :blink:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Open Original Shared Link

:o:blink: :blink:

"He left his boots and a bottle of hand lotion behind,"

Holy Toledo! :o

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
Posted

Open Original Shared Link

:o:blink: :blink:

Ew.

People will do anything to avoid STD's, I tell ya....

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Ew.

People will do anything to avoid STD's, I tell ya....

Holy smoley. He was probably lookin' at a couple o' hooves in the shins instead, at the very least.. . . . ...

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
Posted

Oh me sweet Psillies! I am hopelessly behind- I went back and got the general gist.

Em- SO SO SO SO glad King Charles is OK! What a HUGE relief! :wub: :wub:

PadT's love story- tee hee!!!!!!

The best I could come up with is that, if he was destined to have only one year left to live, I'm very glad it was with me where he was loved and pampered, and not in a kennel or a shelter where he was just another box on a list.

Jess- Said so well :wub:

And Raychelle's story about Chuck.....my BIL's dog Cassie is in the same situation. But she was returned to a pet store 3 times before he "rescued" her......she is so lucky to have him!

JoDog- Hope she's OK. :wub:

Rah-shell's royal motto--let 'em eat cake! :P

Sure, why not!

For the next 99 pages, I give you permission to kick anyone's arse who is not nice to me because I cry too easy these days and I cannae handle more meanies or stressers!!!

We shall be your royal guardians Queen Rey Shell!!!!!! All Hail the Queen. May your rey-n be full of GOOD times!

"He left his boots and a bottle of hand lotion behind,"

Holy Toledo! :o

There is SO much wrong about this!!!!!!!!!!!

As most of you know, we lost sweet Simon last night (pretty unexpected but they did everything they possibly could and then some). :(

On a happy note, my crazy Dad turns 80 on Monday!

Thank you for thinking of me- you guys rock!!!!! :wub: :wub:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
Posted

As most of you know, we lost sweet Simon last night (pretty unexpected but they did everything they possibly could and then some). :(

On a happy note, my crazy Dad turns 80 on Monday!

Thank you for thinking of me- you guys rock!!!!! :wub: :wub:

I'm so sorry about Simon. I still miss my dog I had when I was a girl.

Happy birthday to your whacky dad!

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

Oh Bev, so sorry about Simon. {{{{hugs}}}}

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

What I want to know is how did Jess stumble across this article . . . Jess, why were you googling "sexually molested horses"?

I got on and read all the references to Bev & T's sad news and had to go to FB and email for details . . . gah, I'm so outa touch!!!

So sorry for both T and Bev . . . Hugs Girls!!

. . . and on a happy note, TexasPennsylvaniaJerseyAngel is headed back east . . . what state you shootin' for this time, PadT?

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