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[JNBunnie1]

Does anyone else dream about dead family members? I had a dream last night that my father and I were in Africa and that security had been told we had a bomb so we had to throw out everything in our luggage?.... :ph34r:

[jerseyangel]

Does anyone else dream about dead family members? I had a dream last night that my father and I were in Africa and that security had been told we had a bomb so we had to throw out everything in our luggage?.... :ph34r:

Not a family member, but I dream about a dead person now and again and it's always nice to see him.

Actually, last night I slept better than I have in a while--my neck/shoulder didn't wake me up....anyway, I was dreaming a normal, pleasant dream--woke up for a couple minutes, and when I fell back asleep the dream resumed

[celiac-mommy]

YEAH!!! IT'S MONDAY!!!!! Hubby's back at work and dd's back in school!!!! I HAVE MY HOUSE BACK!!!!! I thought I was going to have a nervous breakdown yesterday with everybody barking orders at me from every room in the house. Don't mean to be insensitive, but when dh is sick or down, he's like 3 kids

Me likey phoul mouth Ptaum! You's speaking my language

Maybe she'll have even better, more inappropriate, things to say.

That's what I was gonna say Actually, I was going to say it yesterday buuutttt, computer was acting up!

I'm fairly certain you wouldn't let your kids run wild through the aisles and crowd around the sample stands yelling

"MOM!! CAN WE HAVE SOME??????"

to you while you are still on the other side of the store

But what about the parents who park their carts in the middle of the freakin aisle to wait for the samples what aren't even ready yet. You can't get around them and they won't move till they've got their sample!!! I refuse to go to Costco on Sunday's. It's like the peep's have done their duty by going to church and then the go to Costco and turn EVIL!!! I actually had some lady run her cart right into my 8mo giant pregnant belly trying to get to a sample and she said NOTHING to me as I'm doubled over and she zooms past me

Quite true. Mine would text me.

:lol:

I just spoke with her minutes ago, and she is being released this morning. I have to go do some stuphph at the store, and then will be picking her up. She should be home by noon. Thanks, everyone, for your support.

Yeah Peetah and Jacquie!!!!!

[kareng]

Does anyone else dream about dead family members? I had a dream last night that my father and I were in Africa and that security had been told we had a bomb so we had to throw out everything in our luggage?.... :ph34r:

I have dreamt about them at the time they died or when they thought they were dieing. Creepy right? When oldest was 2-4 years old he used to see a "Grampa" in his room. It made him feel happy.

YEAH!!! IT'S MONDAY!!!!! Hubby's back at work and dd's back in school!!!! I HAVE MY HOUSE BACK!!!!! I thought I was going to have a nervous breakdown yesterday with everybody barking orders at me from every room in the house. Don't mean to be insensitive, but when dh is sick or down, he's like 3 kids

But what about the parents who park their carts in the middle of the freakin aisle to wait for the samples what aren't even ready yet. You can't get around them and they won't move till they've got their sample!!! I refuse to go to Costco on Sunday's. It's like the peep's have done their duty by going to church and then the go to Costco and turn EVIL!!! I actually had some lady run her cart right into my 8mo giant pregnant belly trying to get to a sample and she said NOTHING to me as I'm doubled over and she zooms past me

I love when everyone goes back to school & work. M(14) tried to tell me how many weeks of school left but I got severe stomach pains & couldn't hear.

I have been at stores & actually caught children as they are falling out of carts. Parents aren't paying any attention. I see 2-3 year olds wandering off for 5 minutes & no parent or big brother folllowing. I keep an eye on them & then when either the kid or the mom notices I can point them in the right direction. I think my boys were about 12 & 9 before I would let them stay at the video section at Costco or Target & only together. I would sneak back & spy on them to make sure they were behaving OK. Must have worked. So far they are good kids - no arrests, babies, bad grades.

[JNBunnie1]

I have dreamt about them at the time they died or when they thought they were dieing. Creepy right? When oldest was 2-4 years old he used to see a "Grampa" in his room. It made him feel happy.

Well, my Dad died three years ago. Actually, the anniversary is Wednesday. Well, that explains it! Doesn't explain the airport in Africa bit....

[jerseyangel]

I have been at stores & actually caught children as they are falling out of carts. Parents aren't paying any attention.

Recently at Borders, Mark literally saved a little boy from falling down the escilator. We saw what was likely about to happen and went running over--the mom was in an aisle looking at books and hardly blinked an eye when I told her he was about to take a tumble. Scared the living daylights outta me!

Rah-shell--enjoy yer empty house

[jerseyangel]

Well, my Dad died three years ago. Actually, the anniversary is Wednesday.

(((hug))), Bunnie

[celiac-mommy]

Rah-shell--enjoy yer empty house

I'm watching Octomom on Oprah right now. OK, my life is a bit less crazy than hers

Perspective.....

[JNBunnie1]

I'm watching Octomom on Oprah right now. OK, my life is a bit less crazy than hers

Perspective.....

Your BRAIN is a bit less crazy than hers. Perspective!

Thanks, Pattee!

[Jestgar]

So I microwave my fish stew and I'm sitting in the lunch room to eat it. A woman from the other lab walks by, stops, sniffs, looks concerned and says, sceptically, fish??

Yes, I say, and start to babble about how I didn't think about the smell of microwaving fish....

She waves her hand and says -no, it's fine. I just wanted to make sure it wasn't a chemical spill or something.

:blink: :blink:

[celiac-mommy]

OMG, I fell off the couch, I'm still crying....

[kareng]

So I microwave my fish stew and I'm sitting in the lunch room to eat it. A woman from the other lab walks by, stops, sniffs, looks concerned and says, sceptically, fish??

Yes, I say, and start to babble about how I didn't think about the smell of microwaving fish....

She waves her hand and says -no, it's fine. I just wanted to make sure it wasn't a chemical spill or something.

:blink: :blink:

What comes later? Toxic waste?

OMG, I fell off the couch, I'm still crying....

"parking in the rear"

[Darn210]

So I microwave my fish stew and I'm sitting in the lunch room to eat it. A woman from the other lab walks by, stops, sniffs, looks concerned and says, sceptically, fish??

Yes, I say, and start to babble about how I didn't think about the smell of microwaving fish....

She waves her hand and says -no, it's fine. I just wanted to make sure it wasn't a chemical spill or something.

:blink: :blink:

Well, that just sounds down right yummy . . . I'll have to get that recipe from you sometime . . . later . . . _{much much later.}

[jerseyangel]

Well, that just sounds down right yummy . . . I'll have to get that recipe from you sometime . . . later . . . _{much much later.}

:lol:

[DingoGirl]

Know this has been discussed - but I finally tried Udi's white bread.

I am quite certain it was the best ham and cheese sandwich I've had in close to 6 years----by far. (and how has it been that long?!)

Wow. All the buzz on that bread is correct.

can not WAIT to try this bread! am askeert to have it in my house, however.......I can envision toast w/ butter and honey going on at all hours of day and night

Quite true. Mine would text me.

*snackle*

Nope, just a thud and the bottom fell out

whot? you okay Shroom?

Mmmm Udi's

A few months ago I was dying to finally retry something w/ yeti yeast - zero since candida "dx" in '05 & last yr bloodtest for candida antibodies was neg (well, highest of 3 meas was an 8 where 10 is "positive") - so poking around WhF saw they'd gotten the much-balleyhooed Udi's.

I was PSYCHED!!!

Before finding the Udi's, I thought I was gonna try something from WhF g f bakery but EVERY DAMN THING THEY MAKE HAS SOY FLOUR!!!!!

<ugh it takes me so long to compose #$%^& sentences these days>

Ptaum........still feeling perfumed/soyed, etc? This makes me sad.......SO want you to be better! Been too long.......should you just be living in a bubble by now?

Over a year ago, maybe 2, my microwave developed a mind of it's own......not counting down or heating up, but still running......not stopping when I want it to.........running when I DON'T want it to.......

Then it thought better of it and decided to behave.

Well now it's doin' it's own thang again!

Um..........Leesargh.......methinks yer microwave is in cahoots wif Geoss's toaster..........PUT HER DOWN! Get a NEW ONE! (microwave) I'm sure it's emitting evil.........diodes and stuff

I just spoke with her minutes ago, and she is being released this morning. I have to go do some stuphph at the store, and then will be picking her up. She should be home by noon. Thanks, everyone, for your support.

Yay!! back home, good news Poeter! She'll be much more comfy there, wiv you and all kittehs

Does anyone else dream about dead family members? I had a dream last night that my father and I were in Africa and that security had been told we had a bomb so we had to throw out everything in our luggage?....

Bun Bun.........my dad died 22 years ago and just in the last couple of years, I am dreaming of him ALL the time. Last night, in fact, and earlier in the week........VERY bizarre scenarios.........not Africa, but - the bottom of the ocean, and houses that were being razed........all kinds of weird stuff

Hugs on three-year anniversary - wow, he must have been young Mine was only 56.......

I'm watching Octomom on Oprah right now. OK, my life is a bit less crazy than hers

Perspective.....

Yeah Although............I think she CHOSE the crazy (all them embryos)

So I microwave my fish stew and I'm sitting in the lunch room to eat it. A woman from the other lab walks by, stops, sniffs, looks concerned and says, sceptically, fish??

Yes, I say, and start to babble about how I didn't think about the smell of microwaving fish....

She waves her hand and says -no, it's fine. I just wanted to make sure it wasn't a chemical spill or something.

gahhhhhhhhh! :lol:

OMG, I fell off the couch, I'm still crying....

b-b-b-b-Butt Drugs *cackle* x 25

[psawyer]

So, if I have it right, Butt Drugs deals in more than just Preparation H. Who knew?

[Jestgar]

So, if I have it right, Butt Drugs deals in more than just Preparation H. Who knew?

I'm sure they sell Open Original Shared Linkas well.

[jerseyangel]

I'm sure they sell Open Original Shared Linkas well.

:lol: Butt Bath :lol:

[curlyfries]

Does anyone else dream about dead family members?

After my mom died, I dreamt that her parents (deceased) came to me and told me Mom had been adopted.

I had my brother looking through all our records after that.....really freaked me out!

YEAH!!! IT'S MONDAY!!!!! Hubby's back at work and dd's back in school!!!! I HAVE MY HOUSE BACK!!!!!

Ahhhh.....an empty house! Absolute joy

I just wanted to make sure it wasn't a chemical spill or something. :blink: :blink:

OMG, I fell off the couch, I'm still crying....

All I could think was.....I'm so embarrassed these people are from Indiana

Um..........Leesargh.......methinks yer microwave is in cahoots wif Geoss's toaster..........PUT HER DOWN! Get a NEW ONE! (microwave) I'm sure it's emitting evil.........diodes and stuff

I have a system now.

Set the time.

Shut the door.

When it starts running and I hadn't pushed START, yet (because it's not cooking OR counting down), hit the top right corner sharply. It will stop.

THEN push START.

Works every time

I'm sure they sell Open Original Shared Linkas well.

hey....don't knock it! It's what Brian was instructed to use on his stump every day.

Also used as needed on little Lexi's bottom

[Jestgar]

I have a system now.

Set the time.

Shut the door.

When it starts running and I hadn't pushed START, yet (because it's not cooking OR counting down), hit the top right corner sharply. It will stop.

THEN push START.

Works every time

:lol:

[elye]

'Morning, Pgang!

Youse all is makin' me larf... . . .. . ...still not getting enough sleep nor down time to contribute any pfunniness, but I'm still finding everyone hilarious. Methinks the Psilly thread should be broadcast through the intercoms of hospital recovery and observation areas -- professionals reading our lines, going through the posts in real time, with recap and summaries before shift-change. People would recover more quickly.....and even if they didn't, they would be larfin', and larfter ALWAYS helps.. . .. ..... .

Mom's night nurse asked me, politely, if those lines on her brow line had been made by a pen of some sort. I stared at her, then said, "A PEN of some sort?? Uh... ..... ...no. Not just ANY pen of 'SOME SORT'. Do you not recognize the effect of a classic Sharpie when you see one?"

[kareng]

'Morning, Pgang!

Youse all is makin' me larf... . . .. . ...still not getting enough sleep nor down time to contribute any pfunniness, but I'm still finding everyone hilarious. Methinks the Psilly thread should be broadcast through the intercoms of hospital recovery and observation areas -- professionals reading our lines, going through the posts in real time, with recap and summaries before shift-change. People would recover more quickly.....and even if they didn't, they would be larfin', and larfter ALWAYS helps.. . .. ..... .

Mom's night nurse asked me, politely, if those lines on her brow line had been made by a pen of some sort. I stared at her, then said, "A PEN of some sort?? Uh... ..... ...no. Not just ANY pen of 'SOME SORT'. Do you not recognize the effect of a classic Sharpie when you see one?"

Does she know you drew them on? They may be preparing a bed for you in the "special" wing.

[jerseyangel]

I have a system now.

HIH did you ever phigure that out?

'Morning, Pgang!

OMGawd Em, yer whole post cracked me up! How's mom doing?

Ahh --took me laptop to Best Buy last night, thinking I'd have to leave it wif the Geek Squad because it wouldn't recognize the router's signal anymore and I was getting weary of the pop ups it was generating every time I'd come on. The lovely geek had a look and proceeded to phix it right there. Evidently there's a single key on my model that will turn off the ability to obtain a signal and I musta hit it by mistake whilst on-line late the other night wifout the lights on Annoying pop ups gone as well

[celiac-mommy]

So, if I have it right, Butt Drugs deals in more than just Preparation H. Who knew?

liquor at butt drugs.....

liquor butt drugs....

parking in the rear, liquor butt drugs.....

I think I could go on for days!!

[kareng]

HIH did you ever phigure that out?

OMGawd Em, yer whole post cracked me up! How's mom doing?

Ahh --took me laptop to Best Buy last night, thinking I'd have to leave it wif the Geek Squad because it wouldn't recognize the router's signal anymore and I was getting weary of the pop ups it was generating every time I'd come on. The lovely geek had a look and proceeded to phix it right there. Evidently there's a single key on my model that will turn off the ability to obtain a signal and I musta hit it by mistake whilst on-line late the other night wifout the lights on Annoying pop ups gone as well

And they charged you $120 to fix it?