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TITLE: Darkest Chocolate Cake

2c gluten-free flour (I use my own blend)

I have copied it if you want to take it off. Is Pamelas Baking & Pancake Mix OK for this? This recipe reminds of a friend I had as a teen who put instant coffee in any cake mix. Thanks.


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TITLE: Darkest Chocolate Cake

Woah!! I gotta try that!! Looks incredible <ahttps://www.celiac.com/uploads/emoticons/default_biggrin.png alt=':D'> ....and something even I could handle...

jerseyangel Proficient

I just copied it too ;)

kareng Grand Master

Patti & I can be your recipe testers. I have lots of people that are willing to taste test if I make it.

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Rachelle- I swear just reading that recipe I smelled warm chocolate. I copied it too. Am having my sister and nieces over tomorrow night for a pj party. maybe I'll surprise them!

You guys is sweet :wub: :wub: :wub: I just try to translate how someone's words make me feel, into sentences. I'm glad I seem to feel the way others do.

Jess- truly, amazing!

Good for you, Rah-shell! Giving is all well and good but I'm so glad that you stood up for yourself--it has to go both ways.

Yep!

So, I made her a HUGE bib that she could really use at the hospital now as she is getting into her clothes (great sign!). A big bikini-clad torso.... :lol:. . .I know it will be a hit there. Think I'll post a pic of it on Da Book. .. . . .. . ..

O....M....G yes pictures please! :lol: :lol:

Maybe you've shocked him in the right direction. If not, maybe you can shock him in the right direction. They do those electic shock treatments at your hospital?

Hey- another option. That or a cattle prod straight to the right direction!

celiac-mommy Collaborator

I have copied it if you want to take it off. Is Pamelas Baking & Pancake Mix OK for this? This recipe reminds of a friend I had as a teen who put instant coffee in any cake mix. Thanks.

Yes, but omit the baking soda, xanthan gum, salt and decrease the oil to 1/2c!

Rachelle- I swear just reading that recipe I smelled warm chocolate. I copied it too. Am having my sister and nieces over tomorrow night for a pj party. maybe I'll surprise them!

Let me know what you think if you guys try it!!

If you want an amazing and simple frosting, microwave 2c heavy whipping cream, dump in 2.5c chocolate chips, cover for 2 minutes, whisk well till smooth and glossy. Refrigerate overnight, whip with a mixer before frosting cupcakes--the texture will totally change when you whip it.

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Hey- another option. That or a cattle prod straight to the right direction!

Sounds like a GRRRREAT plan!!


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OMG I'm having the BEST birthday ever! My interview went SO GOOD! First I met with the office supervisor & office manager, and then they asked me to stick around and speak with the Asst Gm, and then He asked me to stick around and speak with the GM!!! And they all thought I was awesome!!!! You know how you can just tell? And the best part- they were awesome too. Really cool people. I SOOOO hope I get this job!!!!!

And then, I come home and my mother's birthday present got delivered! She knit me a blanket! A huge one! She never knew how to knit before, she learned just to make me something!!

elye Community Regular

OMG I'm having the BEST birthday ever! My interview went SO GOOD! First I met with the office supervisor & office manager, and then they asked me to stick around and speak with the Asst Gm, and then He asked me to stick around and speak with the GM!!! And they all thought I was awesome!!!! You know how you can just tell? And the best part- they were awesome too. Really cool people. I SOOOO hope I get this job!!!!!

And then, I come home and my mother's birthday present got delivered! She knit me a blanket! A huge one! She never knew how to knit before, she learned just to make me something!!

Bunnnnie!! :D :D :D :D A great interview with no need for slutty attire, and a new blankie made with love!!

kareng Grand Master

A great day for Bunnie!

celiac-mommy Collaborator

OMG I'm having the BEST birthday ever! My interview went SO GOOD! First I met with the office supervisor & office manager, and then they asked me to stick around and speak with the Asst Gm, and then He asked me to stick around and speak with the GM!!! And they all thought I was awesome!!!! You know how you can just tell? And the best part- they were awesome too. Really cool people. I SOOOO hope I get this job!!!!!

And then, I come home and my mother's birthday present got delivered! She knit me a blanket! A huge one! She never knew how to knit before, she learned just to make me something!!

WHOOOHOOOO!!!!!!

The Happiest Birthday Eveh!!!!

kareng Grand Master

Yes, but omit the baking soda, xanthan gum, salt and decrease the oil to 1/2c!

Would it be better to use something else for the flour?

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

A great day for Bunnie!

Heck yeah!! You guys are the best, thanks for all the lovin. Now I have to decide what to wear to the club tonight... hmmm....

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Heck yeah!! You guys are the best, thanks for all the lovin. Now I have to decide what to wear to the club tonight... hmmm....

Time to break out the tight jeans, knee high boots, fitted white blouse, partially unbuttoned and the lacy red bra!! ;)

kareng Grand Master

Heck yeah!! You guys are the best, thanks for all the lovin. Now I have to decide what to wear to the club tonight... hmmm....

Tight pants, sexy shoes & cleavage are appropriate. Have fun!

jerseyangel Proficient

OMG I'm having the BEST birthday ever! My interview went SO GOOD! First I met with the office supervisor & office manager, and then they asked me to stick around and speak with the Asst Gm, and then He asked me to stick around and speak with the GM!!! And they all thought I was awesome!!!! You know how you can just tell? And the best part- they were awesome too. Really cool people. I SOOOO hope I get this job!!!!!

And then, I come home and my mother's birthday present got delivered! She knit me a blanket! A huge one! She never knew how to knit before, she learned just to make me something!!

Yippee!!!! A great day all around :D I'm so happy the interview went well--and a new blankie!

Have phun tonight B)

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Would it be better to use something else for the flour?

I know the Pamela's would be great--plus its easier since you leave out 1/2 the ingredients! I used to make it that way, but I can't/don't do dairy anymore so I save it for my kids ;)

Tight pants, sexy shoes & cleavage are appropriate. Have fun!

Haha! We post at the same time and essentially the same thing!

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

Time to break out the tight jeans, knee high boots, fitted white blouse, partially unbuttoned and the lacy red bra!! ;)

I don't have knee high boots, a fitted buttondown, or a red bra. Crap. Am I out of the girl club?

celiac-mommy Collaborator

I don't have knee high boots, a fitted buttondown, or a red bra. Crap. Am I out of the girl club?

What are we working with here? You got a black lacy bra? Any color lacy bra? Arse huggin jeans? Sexy shoes wif toe peepage?

jerseyangel Proficient

Sexy shoes wif toe peepage?

Or at the very least--toe cleavage :P

kareng Grand Master

Haha! We post at the same time and essentially the same thing!

Great minds think alike!

I don't have knee high boots, a fitted buttondown, or a red bra. Crap. Am I out of the girl club?

What are we going to do with you? :P

JNBunnie1 Community Regular

What are we working with here? You got a black lacy bra? Any color lacy bra? Arse huggin jeans? Sexy shoes wif toe peepage?

Errmmm.... I gots wicked butt jeans (helps to have such a wicked butt following me around), stylin heeled boots, but no lacy bras. Never found one that didn't itch. I'm thinkin bright pink, paper-thin clingy T with a denim jacket? I have a red lacy tank top... that has cleavage!

jerseyangel Proficient

but no lacy bras. Never found one that didn't itch.

Word...I have three really beautiphul ones--lacy, underwire--fit well but are just uncomfortable. Itchy mostly....

I'm sure you can all go about yer day now having heard that :lol:

I'm punchy--today is Mark's last day at work here--the end of his 2 week notice. In the woids of Travis Tritt--it's all about to change.....

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Errmmm.... I gots wicked butt jeans (helps to have such a wicked butt following me around), stylin heeled boots, but no lacy bras. Never found one that didn't itch. I'm thinkin bright pink, paper-thin clingy T with a denim jacket? I have a red lacy tank top... that has cleavage!

All good--go wif the pink t! This yer wicked butt you speak of? I wish I liked my butt--or any part of me body.... I like my collar bones... :P

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Or at the very least--toe cleavage :P

Ugggggh--I had a guy ask me if he could touch my toe cleavage once....twas a bit creepy!

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