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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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So, while we are all basking in unseasonably warm weather, it is hard to realize that there are less than four days remaining until the start of this year's Open Original Shared Link

For those of you who weren't here last year, one of us has a personal connection to Open Original Shared Link

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nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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still works when I do it? Must be a UK thing. Penance for not needing a passport.

:lol::lol::lol:

EXCELLENT!!!!! (folks get real jealous 'bout that passport thing ;) )

I have an ever better idea...... strap DC (devil child) to it !!

I'm wearing a coat right now to stay warm. I'm going back to bed. Have a better day than me.

:(

BAH!....need Tiger Pig???

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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:lol::lol::lol:

EXCELLENT!!!!! (folks get real jealous 'bout that passport thing ;) )

I have an ever better idea...... strap DC (devil child) to it !!

NOOOOOOOO don't send him to US!! Oh, wait, he'll hit the east coast first....

yeah, ok, send him along. Aim him for MommaGoose. She doesn't have much going on right now :rolleyes:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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BAH!....need Tiger Pig???

Depends . . . where did you find the cat poo this morning???

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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NOOOOOOOO don't send him to US!! Oh, wait, he'll hit the east coast first....

yeah, ok, send him along. Aim him for MommaGoose. She doesn't have much going on right now :rolleyes:

:lol:

She can use him for physical laboUr!!!

Depends . . . where did you find the cat poo this morning???

Squished between me toes

elye Community Regular
elye
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Two days ago, our dryer would not drain....it was half-full of water until DH banged around down there for a hour or so, and then it finally emptied. I rolled over 4500 posts yesterday......And this morning, our dishwasher is not draining. :huh:

:lol:

DH banged around in the kitchen this am, but it still sits with dirty water in the bottom.

So...Ehm....what it Suk-a-toe-ah? Never heard of it....and what does it have to do with trig? Inkwiring Minds Whant to Noe :D

Gaaaaaahhhhh.. . . . ...My grade ten mathS teacher, a huge woman with short, carrot-orange curly hair, enormous black-framed glasses (is it any surprise that I can still picture her perfectly?) excitedly told us the official anacronym for remembering the trig formula. Hilarious, as I remember the anacronym, but not what in hell

the formula was used to compute. . . ... :lol::lol: Chief SOHCAHTOA - - somefin' about sines, cosines, hypotenuses.....crap. . ...... give me a moment.. . .. ...

Ahhhh! Here!

SOHCAHTOA

A way of remembering how to compute the Open Original Shared Link, Open Original Shared Link, and Open Original Shared Link of an Open Original Shared Link.

SOH stands for Sine equals Opposite over Open Original Shared LinkOpen Original Shared Link.

CAH stands for Cosine equals Open Original Shared LinkOpen Original Shared Link over Open Original Shared LinkOpen Original Shared Link.

TOA stands for Tangent equals Opposite over Open Original Shared LinkOpen Original Shared Link.

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.. . . ....'Tis a nightmare. . . .....who in HELL uses this formula??????

Perhaps I can use it to fix my dishwasher.

I tried to get me own sub first and found out that there are (at least) three of us out today out of a total of 10 . . . ok, should I do a little mathS here and convert that into a fraction?? percentages?? . . . Not too hard. I can even do this one without a calculator and whilst running a fever.

Hey! Jahgnit. . . ...methinks if you assembled all of the possible supply teachers into a triangular formation in the staff room, you could employ the infinitely useful SOHCAHTOA formula, here. . . . . .....

:lol:

So, while we are all basking in unseasonably warm weather, it is hard to realize that there are less than four days remaining until the start of this year's Open Original Shared Link

For those of you who weren't here last year, one of us has a personal connection to Open Original Shared Link

YAYYY!!! SO excited. . .. ..... ....

GOOOOOOOO MICHELLE!!!

I believe the starting pistol is 2 pm this Saturday. This year they start from Whitehorse. . . ...

Hmmmmm......Devil Child would indeed be hitting the east coast first. .. . .....

Can he fix dishwashers, then?

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Squished between me toes

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Found a bird's head that way one time. Or maybe it was crunched. :greenguy:

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flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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GJiannet....get better sooonn! :(

Todays phunnies; (it's a special day...you get two :D )

It's winter in New York and the gentle breezes blow,

Thirty freaking miles an hour at twenty-five below..

Oh, how I love New York when the snow's up to your butt,

You take a breath of winter and your nose gets frozen shut!!

Yes, the weather here is wonderful so I guess I'll hang around,

I could never leave New York because I'm frozen to the ground!

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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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:) :) Loved the poem
Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Squished between me toes

:o

Were you standing on tiger-pig at the time??

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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The tumble weeds are dancing through here again today!

elye Community Regular
elye
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Here are some short profiles on Michelle's beautiful team for this year's race.. . . ..I think my favorite is PATTI, a lovely little girl with quiet dignity who inspires confidence in any teammates with whom she runs alongside. Hmmmmm.......sounds like another Patti, somehow. . . . . .... :);)

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flourgirl Apprentice
flourgirl
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Thanks, Manda! I LOVED the face on the one named Mallachi (not sure I spelled it right), such a great "I love life" grin!

Twiddle Twaddle Twouble Twome....

Time for Germ-bugs to go home!

Everybody start pheelin' healthy/shiny/bubbly stat! :D (Does that help?) Sorry, no poopy, barfy blankies to offer.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Em :wub:

We're home :D It really was a lovely time--lots of laffs and lots of wine :P Gawd, the only time I teared up was wif me dad--but they'll be out to visit, probably the day after we get a house. :rolleyes::lol:

Yesterday was spent at the hospital, though.......Mark's 91 year old aunt was having trouble breathing so his 89 and 1/2 year old mom called us at me mom's fer help. We picked up the both of them and met her doctor at the hospital. Long(very long) story short, he ended up switching her meds and sending her home--luckily it was (only)bronchitis, reaction to too many meds-- and probably a bit of anxiety.

It was quite something when we stopped at Wegman's for her prescriptions. :huh: Suddenly, she had more energy and was breathing fine, albeit wif a cough, so Mark went wif his mom to pick up a few things and I stayed wif Aunt Clara. There we were, picking things off the shelves for them, reading them the prices, bagging up minute amounts of produce ......all the while moving at a snail's pace.

We loaded everything up and took her back to the retirement home--which was beautiphul, by the way--and kept her company until her dinner was delivered and one of her "neighbor ladies" came by. It wasn't the afternoon we had planned, but it was nice to be able to help for once and so nice to spend time with a remarkable lady.

I have not begun to catch up, so I'm jumping in :D What did I miss? :unsure:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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How scientists waste time at work:

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Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Everybody start pheelin' healthy/shiny/bubbly stat! :D (Does that help?) Sorry, no poopy, barfy blankies to offer.

Workin' on it . . .

Did you take that pic of the humming bird??? I do so love hummingbirds . . . we only get the ruby-throated here and they are quite territorial. I was standing next to my feeder one day and I had one try to chase me off . . . cheeky little bugger.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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How scientists waste time at work:

I thought it was by spending time here :P

elye Community Regular
elye
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Jess! Stop wasting yer mathy time! :lol:

Pahteigh! Your unexpected afternoon adventure just struck me as so.....wonderful, somehow. :) What a special lady Aunt Clara is! Absolutely terrific that you were engaged with her in such a way. . . . .....And I know she felt so safe and cared for in your capable hands. :)

Now, in your conversations with her, you didn't mention anything about anal glands or the yeti, didja? :unsure:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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We're home :D It really was a lovely time--lots of laffs and lots of wine :P Gawd, the only time I teared up was wif me dad--but they'll be out to visit, probably the day after we get a house. :rolleyes::lol:

I'm guessing every miserable frigid icy sloppy slippery crisp winter day...

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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I thought it was by spending time here :P

Time here is not wasted :wub:

Daxin Explorer
Daxin
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Well, some good news. And hello :)

We just found out that in less than 2 months, I am moving with the family to Cape Cod.

We're both very excited and are looking forward to the adventure. I'll keep you all updated as we go.

elye Community Regular
elye
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Hey! There's Ryan! Helloooooooo, Rieee-anne!! (Waving frantically)..........

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Wow........Cape Cod! Right outta the country. . . ...how exciting! :)B)

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted
Well, some good news. And hello :)

We just found out that in less than 2 months, I am moving with the family to Cape Cod.

We're both very excited and are looking forward to the adventure. I'll keep you all updated as we go.

So exciting!! And a huge change :unsure:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Well, some good news. And hello :)

We just found out that in less than 2 months, I am moving with the family to Cape Cod.

We're both very excited and are looking forward to the adventure. I'll keep you all updated as we go.

I just found out that Skeeter's doc has moved to Canada!! Apparently, we (the US) are trading my daughter's GI for Ryan.

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