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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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tom Contributor

What the .. . .??! :o:blink:

I've had a grey theme for half the day now it's back to green? <_<

<and something I've been meaning to add for DAYS!!!!!!>

AMANDA!! Nice wedding pix :) tho I don't see them too well on the sidekick. :(

Thx for the link. ;)


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elye Community Regular
:lol:

Em you crack me up all the time, but w/ slow pageloads on a phone and my somewhat new "I have things to DO" impatience w/ same, I don't do the " :lol: reply" NEARly as often as the LOLs themselves. ;)

:lol:

I know exactly whatcha mean, Ptaum...so many laughs through so many pages that I'm catching up on, it drives me nuts sometimes that I can't acknowledge all of the brilliant wit on here. And you being a prime witmaster (witman? witophile?), I take your above post as a true compliment. :)

Okay, I'm going bananas....I need to know at least the essence of what the mystery Donna said in her naughty post. It must have been truly something, as it disappeared so quickly and Amanda has said that it was in such poor taste. it's killing me...What did she say??! :rolleyes:

Green12 Enthusiast
........

OMG - just overhead Ellen - something about shirtless, oiled-up cowboys - must go.......

:o

I'm sorry to have missed that....one must see shirtless, oiled-up cowboys at least once in their lives.

:lol:

:D

Sarah congrats on hitting 500!

WOO HOO!

Where are the balloons, the confetti? What did you win??

Bev (and Amanda), I want snow too. I'm gonna get some next week! BIG storm coming Tues, Wed, and Thurs!!!!!

I am also wondering where that "Goodbye, leaving the board" post went, I was actually searching far and wide for it. But, no such luck finding it, then I realized it must have been yanked. Curiosity has killed the kitty! What happened, what was said????

Ridgewalker Contributor
Okay, I'm going bananas....I need to know at least the essence of what the mystery Donna said in her naughty post. It must have been truly something, as it disappeared so quickly and Amanda has said that it was in such poor taste. it's killing me...What did she say??! :rolleyes:

Emily, I sent you a PM. I was askeert to post it here. :ph34r: Since it's already been jerked off once. Er... jerked off the board. REMOVED from the board. Yeah.

elye Community Regular

So, I traipsed around this evening, searching for a birthday gift for my dad. Ended up buying him an old-man type cardigan...you know, big wooden buttons, cabled. It'll make him easy to identify should he try to enter anyone's life as Richard Simmons, Fidel Castro, Hillary Clinton...just look for the old-man sweater...

Oiled-up, shirtless cowboy...could he manage something like that?....

Big Les turns 83 on Sunday!! :)

Ridgewalker Contributor

Thank you for all the congratulations on my 500th post! :lol: But what, oh what, is the secret handshake? Password? Wasn't there something of that sort???

Darn210 Enthusiast
Emily, I sent you a PM. I was askeert to post it here. :ph34r: Since it's already been jerked off once. Er... jerked off the board. REMOVED from the board. Yeah.

OH MY GAAAAWWWWWDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SNORT

SNIGGER

GAFFAW

And a couple of these guys, too

:lol::lol::lol:


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DingoGirl Enthusiast
Where's the toaster thread?!

Sarah...not to alarm you...but...the big changeover to 500 can cause cataclysmic events. Now, you posted over right at the time that Ez suddenly barfed all over your living room. Coincidence?....Or...

:lol: :lol:

EMILY!!!!! SHHHHHHHHHHH!! Only a select few do actually know that sometimes VOMIT is involved...we were really trying to keep that one a secret!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

It was one of the owies on which I was keeping an eye (<-----that's just not natural!! )

oh EXCELLENT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

did that thread get yanked too? Do you think Scott just gets tired of all of us WHINY BABIES??????????????? :lol: One day.......he'll end up like the lady in my closet.....just rocking back and forth, whimpering softly and mumbling incoherencies.........'tis not far off, I fear

Okay, I'm going bananas....I need to know at least the essence of what the mystery Donna said in her naughty post. It must have been truly something, as it disappeared so quickly and Amanda has said that it was in such poor taste.

Um, it said

ejaculate

if that helps.............. :ph34r:

AND it was a thread about toasters? that just ain't right............:lol:

Emily, I sent you a PM. I was askeert to post it here. :ph34r: Since it's already been jerked off once. Er... jerked off the board. REMOVED from the board. Yeah.

OH MY GAAAAWWWWWDDDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

SNORT

SNIGGER

GAFFAW

And a couple of these guys, too

:lol::lol::lol:

:lol: yeah, what SHE said!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Good work Sarah!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

and CONGRATULATIONS on your winning AVATAR CAPTION!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Yes, we WILL talk about poop, time and again!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

Ridgewalker Contributor
Sarah...not to alarm you...but...the big changeover to 500 can cause cataclysmic events. Now, you posted over right at the time that Ez suddenly barfed all over your living room. Coincidence?....Or... :huh::lol:

GAH! I totally missed this somehow.

Well! If I'd known about THAT I might have slowed my posts down... at least until hubby had gotten home. ;)

elye Community Regular
Emily, I sent you a PM. I was askeert to post it here. :ph34r: Since it's already been jerked off once. Er... jerked off the board. REMOVED from the board. Yeah.

:lol::lol: WHOA! Sarah, you were askeert, but not that askeert!

Darn210 Enthusiast
EMILY!!!!! SHHHHHHHHHHH!! Only a select few do actually know that sometimes VOMIT is involved...we were really trying to keep that one a secret!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

So you found out . . . the big secret is shortly after your 500th post, you will get to clean up vomit. I'm not really sure how this works out . . . kind of like the same way all those chain emails work where they tell you that 5 minutes after you pass on the email to 38 of your closest friends, something really funny will show up on your computer.

But don't tell too many people, otherwise everyone will just stop posting when they get to 499. And from what I hear, don't plan on getting new carpet for your house until after you've reached 1000.

DingoGirl Enthusiast

OMG!

It's all making sense now!

I'm nearing my 2000th post and today just discovered a most curious incident, that has NEVER happened here.

Well......pulled up Annie's dog blanket off my bed to wash, and to change my sheets. Happens usually twice a week, the sheet-changing.............I LOVE me some clean sheets. So......I gaze upon the fluffy white duvet, under her blanket, and there is a

GIANT URINE (??) STAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:o

:blink:

I mean, it looks like a urine stain, and it has soaked (and dried) through to the down comforter, which is all in the wash.

But - WTH? My dog, who NEVER EVER has an accident and URGENTLY and dramatically lets me know if she needs to wee..........has wet herself and soiled her own side of the bed???????????????????? (yes, don't say it, I really do hope to find a decent man someday :lol: )

Is there going to be some DOG VOMIT in my near future??????????????

:huh:

Sheesh. How could she pee in her own bed and just lay there? Such a slovenly, slattern hag.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

tom Contributor
:ph34r: Since it's already been jer. .. .

Oh oh OH SARAH!! I don't even want to QUOTE your saucy silliness! Saucilliness?

"REMOVED" eh?

I was sure I'd read the Toaster-Poster had said "in me" not "ON me"!!

(Jack swore he'd show up on time, or even come early, but was tardy again! The too-excitable Jill txt'd "Eek Jack u late".)

<how'd that K get in there?>

DingoGirl Enthusiast
So, I traipsed around this evening, searching for a birthday gift for my dad. Ended up buying him an old-man type cardigan...you know, big wooden buttons, cabled. It'll make him easy to identify should he try to enter anyone's life as Richard Simmons, Fidel Castro, Hillary Clinton...just look for the old-man sweater...

Oiled-up, shirtless cowboy...could he manage something like that?....

Emily - - well thank you for this warning, I will CERTAINLY be on the lookout for a shirtless, oiled cowboy w/ a Mr. Rogers cardigan.........

BTW - does anyone want to talk about the fact that the greens in Emily's avatar EXACTLY MATCH the new chic loden/sage/olive green of our new forum? :o Yeah, YOU KNOW what I'm thinking.......she is TOTALLY IN ON IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG Emily IS Scott!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And note her caption - -

"Ready, aim...." Um, a warning perhaps, of the new format's imminent launch????????????

:o

:P

But don't tell too many people, otherwise everyone will just stop posting when they get to 499. And from what I hear, don't plan on getting new carpet for your house until after you've reached 1000.

:lol::lol:

Ridgewalker Contributor

Toaster-poster! Oh mah gah, we are gonna get in so much trouble.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Well......pulled up Annie's dog blanket off my bed to wash, and to change my sheets. Happens usually twice a week, the sheet-changing.............I LOVE me some clean sheets. So......I gaze upon the fluffy white duvet, under her blanket, and there is a

GIANT URINE (??) STAIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I mean, it looks like a urine stain, and it has soaked (and dried) through to the down comforter, which is all in the wash.

But - WTH? My dog, who NEVER EVER has an accident and URGENTLY and dramatically lets me know if she needs to wee..........has wet herself and soiled her own side of the bed????????????????????

Twern't Annie . . . No, it was the wee green fairey (step sister to the tooth fairey).

DingoGirl Enthusiast
I was sure I'd read the Toaster-Poster had said "in me" not "ON me"!!

(

she did.........but OMG, it came outta NOWHERE...............something about the, um, deposit, and then a huge rash................but, weren't we talking about TOASTERS???????????????

:huh:

Toaster-poster! Oh mah gah, we are gonna get in so much trouble.

I know......we must be careful...........the WHOLE THREAD could get shut down and erased, just like the toaster thread, and Centa's goodbye exegesis!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Must be quite careful, methinks there are moles everywhere...............

Darn210 Enthusiast

Shhhhh! Lisa's here. Behave. Her toaster-poster alarm went off and she's come to check on us.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Twern't Annie . . . No, it was the wee green fairey (step sister to the tooth fairey).

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

(note creative emoticonery)

WAS it the green faerie? and I missed it AGAIN??????????????

harrumphffffffffffffffff

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Shhhhh! Lisa's here. Behave. Her toaster-poster alarm went off and she's come to check on us.

Um, Janet, just try to remember that 'twas in fact Goosey who wrote "let the yeti lead" on a quite serious thread about recovery.

YOU GO MOMMA GOOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

OMG - correction - -

LOOKEE HERE,

it's my

3000th post!!!!!!!!

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Further evidence that I really need to get a life.

:lol:

Ridgewalker Contributor
she did.........but OMG, it came outta NOWHERE...............something about the, um, deposit, and then a huge rash................but, weren't we talking about TOASTERS???????????????

:huh:

I know!!! That's what I said to Emily... if it had been in an appropriate... with a little warning, maybe?

Edit-- appropriate THREAD, that is....?

Darn210 Enthusiast
OMG - correction - -

LOOKEE HERE,

it's my

3000th post!!!!!!!!

Wow!!! That's a big one! Perhaps a pre-emptive call to 911 is in order.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Wow!!! That's a big one! Perhaps a pre-emptive call to 911 is in order.

OMG - you are killing me

:lol: :lol: ad nauseum......

think I"ll go outside and see if I can find my shirtless, shuffling zombie man.

:lol:

tom Contributor
I know exactly whatcha mean, Ptaum...so many laughs through so many pages that I'm catching up on, it drives me nuts sometimes that I can't acknowledge all of the brilliant wit on here. And you being a prime witmaster (witman? witophile?), I take your above post as a true compliment. :)

Oh puh-leeeeeeeeeeeeeeze! At least you CAN use the QUOTE function to stack up multiple quotables! (Mine are done manually :P )

And .. . ..oh my you flatter me so. Truth is, I've been off my game since the days of Yeti Confetti poetry. Perfumed during drastic banking procedures; cleanser fumes from the crew deceptively making the old apt look like it had had responsible human inhabitants; then all the madness of moving.

I've finally today once again got a bit o' dat ole mojo woikin ag'in. <_<

Couple more days improvement and I might keep up w/ all y'all's creative silliness once AGAIN!

I'm sorry to have missed that....one must see shirtless, oiled-up cowboys at least once in their lives.

Was Brokeback oil-free?

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