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Watch that Dave, you are going to give Bev and some others

COLON ENVY

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:D:D:D:D:D Colon envy- I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And DOG ENVY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your puppies and dingos and doggies galore are all making me jealous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vincent -I hope your test goes well with minimal discomfort. You stay on to of them them and make sure they put things where they are supposed to go.

The Dave- You are only declining town hottie because you are being humble. That is a lovely quality but I think you fit the bill and will wwait to see if the others agree.

Karen- I love the geese that end everything with "eh?" "HONK, eh?" Yeah- they are checking for microscopic colitis and I'll find out Friday.

Picard- I'm supposed to do that same test for lactose. Been putting it off for months as I don't eat much lactose anyway and I'd have to drive an hoour and a half to do the the test.

Isn't TODAY the official full moon? Karen- I really miss you when you go off in your straight jacket.

I say we all congegate here tonight under the full moon and dance naked! Hey- it beats being in a straight jacket. And since rachelville is on the ocean, which is always warm, we can skinny dip. Mia mia- it doesn't matter what you look like! It's not about that! We love you just the way you are.... I hate Billy Joel music tho. :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

I'm off to have afther daughter day- going blueberry picking with my dad who is 76 and cute as a button. Do we have any older single women in rachelville? He could use a companion!

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Who, me? :rolleyes:

Crazy canadian Karen-

how do you feel about my plan I can see us strolling backward at night when everyone else is sleeping skipping to the tune of our gurgling bellies. Are you game?

I was going to say, does Morgan B belong to Carla B :lol::lol:

Welcome Morgan!!

No but seriouslyJulie- why do you get more pretty with each picture you post if that is a result of cutting out histamines I might really be forced to give up my beloved spinach!!!

miamia

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Welcome Morgan. May you enjoy the humor like the rest of us do.

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:D:D:D:D:D Colon envy- I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And DOG ENVY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Your puppies and dingos and doggies galore are all making me jealous!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Vincent -I hope your test goes well with minimal discomfort. You stay on to of them them and make sure they put things where they are supposed to go.

The Dave- You are only declining town hottie because you are being humble. That is a lovely quality but I think you fit the bill and will wwait to see if the others agree.

Karen- I love the geese that end everything with "eh?" "HONK, eh?" Yeah- they are checking for microscopic colitis and I'll find out Friday.

Picard- I'm supposed to do that same test for lactose. Been putting it off for months as I don't eat much lactose anyway and I'd have to drive an hoour and a half to do the the test.

Isn't TODAY the official full moon? Karen- I really miss you when you go off in your straight jacket.

I say we all congegate here tonight under the full moon and dance naked! Hey- it beats being in a straight jacket. And since rachelville is on the ocean, which is always warm, we can skinny dip. Mia mia- it doesn't matter what you look like! It's not about that! We love you just the way you are.... I hate Billy Joel music tho. :ph34r::ph34r::ph34r:

I'm off to have afther daughter day- going blueberry picking with my dad who is 76 and cute as a button. Do we have any older single women in rachelville? He could use a companion!

Thanks - so as long as its cool with everyone else I am down for skinny dipping- But I fear that Andrea the Mayoral Mommy may not approve

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I'm off to have afther daughter day- going blueberry picking with my dad who is 76 and cute as a button. Do we have any older single women in rachelville? He could use a companion!

My dad's been in town for the week, too. He's 70 and could also use an older single woman for company ;) We're going to the mall ... blueberry picking sounds fun ... but he wants to take my other daughter (not Morgan or Chloe) shopping for her birthday.

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Hi Mo!! :D I'm not in charge of jobs ... in fact, I'm one of the worst with keeping up ...

Morgan is my daughter!!! :)

Hi Morgan, Carla's daughter....welcome to the madness!!!

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My dad's been in town for the week, too. He's 70 and could also use an older single woman for company ;) We're going to the mall ... blueberry picking sounds fun ... but he wants to take my other daughter (not Morgan or Chloe) shopping for her birthday.

So when are you going to get the other four kids and Adam over here? :P

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I skipped to the end of this thread. There is nooooo way I'm going to read all of this or I might get hooked also. Ha!

Even WE don't go back far in this thread, lol! It's scarey! Welcome!

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So when are you going to get the other four kids and Adam over here? :P

Well, all the gluten-free people in our house are here!!! Morgan, Chloe, and me!! Morgan has her own laptop, so do I. The family computer is disconnected from the internet right now, so Chloe is having a fit. Maybe I'll let her on mine later.

Well I survied it. Wont know anything till Mr CardioDude looks over the results...

Keep us posted!!! We're waiting to hear!!

Did he tell you to buy some new running shoes? Or was he okay with the boots?

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Well I survied it. Wont know anything till Mr CardioDude looks over the results...

Glad it's done and you've survived...now just waiting for the good news.

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Welcome Morgan. May you enjoy the humor like the rest of us do.

Hi Morgan, Carla's daughter....welcome to the madness!!!

Oh yes....this humor and madness in one is very enjoyable :D

So when are you going to get the other four kids and Adam over here? :P

If everyone was over here, then, OMG, it would truely be madness!!!! Rachelville would have five more town idiots since they are all gluten eaters, and our house would be a civil war for the computer...if it's not already in the midst of that war now.

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Keep us posted!!! We're waiting to hear!!

Did he tell you to buy some new running shoes? Or was he okay with the boots?

Oh I do nto see him for the test, the test has to be done by the radiolisgt ppl with all teh fancy licenses/stickes/etc that say they can use nuclear materail and stuff. He will get the results and call me, usally the same day, but sometimes the next day.

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If everyone was over here, then, OMG, it would truely be madness!!!! Rachelville would have five more town idiots since they are all gluten eaters, and our house would be a civil war for the computer...if it's not already in the midst of that war now.

ROFLMAO!!!!! :lol::lol::lol: Yes, we have 8 people and only ... 5 computers??? Six, no, we might have 8 computers ... who knows? Only four can get on the internet though.

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Survived what?

Some kind of heart test, which I'd tell you more about if I could remember, and well, the explanation is about 30-40 pages back I think and it's too scarey to go back in this thread. Vincent? :P

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Survived what?

Nuclear Holocaust. :D

Fine okay heres the post I made on it about 9.7 billion pages back....

The MUGA Scan... aka MUltiple Gated Acquisition is a pretty easy test realy. I show up and they take some blood (why do docs ALWAYS need blood? Sheesh) and then they put a radiotative dye in it and inject it back in to me. Thats the freakest part cause you blood at this point is COLD and it it freaking weird feeling it travel up you arm to your heart. Theres no way to describe how wierd that feels.. anyways after that they stick me under a big camera and I have to try and lay still for it for a while OMG thats so HARD!

As for why? The short version, my heart is all brooken and stuff.

The longer version... I have a left bundle branch block. You see there are 2 major nerve branches that contorl your heart, one on the right and one on the left. In my case the one onthe left is non functional (aka dead) so theres no "BEAT NOW" message being sent to the left side of my heart. The body is designed with a back up plan for this case, and the message can travel via the right side and jump over, but its slower and less efficent. So the end result is my heart does not pump enough blood. I score about 44 or so % in what they call "ejection faction", which is not at all good.

So I get this MUGA twice a year to see if its getting worse or stable. If its stalbe I might be okay, if its getting worse that would be very bad. A pacemaker is almost garrenteed to be in my future... oh yea. Im only 31 way to young for this junk.

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Welcome Morgan and Swittenauer and no you musn't go back, people get lost. :lol: The short synopsis of the thread is Rachel now consumes gallons of icecream. :lol::lol::lol:

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Welcome Morgan and Swittenauer and no you musn't go back, people get lost. :lol: The short synopsis of the thread is Rachel now consumes gallons of icecream. :lol::lol::lol:

:lol::lol::lol:

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Bonjour, Ca va?

I skipped to the end of this thread. There is nooooo way I'm going to read all of this or I might get hooked also. Ha!

No,that wouldn't be good,-we'd have to send search parties and dingos out for you -you could disappear for days.

Welcome to the madness MorganB (belonging to CarlaB) :lol:

Oh ,I loved that baby Panda waaay back.Looked like Solly from monsters Inc.

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Yep, I'm on, but how can you tell when I'm not even acting up....I'm just reading???? Ayways, I finally read a few pages and realize what the heck you were talk about last night at dinner. It's hilarious and I love it :lol: Now that I'm into this I doubt I'll be able to get out of it.... so I think I need a job now :P I'm gluten free, can I have a job?

Morgan, Welcome! :D Love your picture. :P

Your are welcome to a job in this wonderful town of Rachelville. What are your interests/hobbies ect. Tell us about yourself.....how did you find the forum and I must say the bravery to tackle this thread. :lol::blink:

We can see names at the bottom of the page of who is on the thread. :) Looking forward to talking to you more......I'm the Mother Hen of the group but I'm not the only one. :P

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Morgan, Welcome! :D Love your picture. :P

Your are welcome to a job in this wonderful town of Rachelville. What are your interests/hobbies ect. Tell us about yourself.....how did you find the forum and I must say the bravery to tackle this thread. :lol::blink:

We can see names at the bottom of the page of who is on the thread. :) Looking forward to talking to you more......I'm the Mother Hen of the group but I'm not the only one. :P

He, he, he, can't wait till Morgan answers this one!! :rolleyes:

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Oh yes....this humor and madness in one is very enjoyable :D

Humour, madness, lots of kooks (yes, the Canadians are adding some kind of crazy Canuck influence :P ), plus pandas and dingos and geese, oh my....but not only the madness, we talk about everything! our poop, periods :ph34r: , glutenings, myriad food issues, home decor, dating, our cult-town paradise, scrunchies and bracelets, Nuggets and Bumbles (we talk about chocolate a lot here), straightjackets and altoids, on and on....and Rachel will blind you with SCIENCE!!

just a drive-by, folks, just a drive-by....

have to RE-PAINT entire living room as have lived wtih the paint for three days and can't endure it....

:angry::angry::angry::angry::angry: So much for my own custom blend that was supposed to look like vanilla bean adn looks like.....human flesh..... :unsure::o:angry:

Vincent, mon dieu, wonders never cease and DO keep us posted!

Chelsea - yes, bone up on the French for cooking school - who needs Babelfish, you've got us!

gotta go - am not getting sucked into the vortex today...

WELCOME NEWCOMERS!!! :)

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