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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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psawyer Proficient

It is Good Friday. My SIL said on the book,

Good Friday? Heck, it's an Excellent Friday!

So, it is Good Friday, and this year it falls during Passover. Will I go straight to H*ll if I eat a bacon double cheeseburger? :ph34r:

Manda, it is good to hear that John is rid if his stones. His GALL stones, you psilly! -_-

Emily, good news about the Wildcats, and about your dad, too. Pass the wine. ;)

We went to a show this afternoon about pets. It is an annual event here on the Easter weekend. Admission is $12 for an adult. We stayed maybe an hour tops. It is getting less impressive each year. The good news is that we had complimentary passes from a pet food manufacturer. We would have been rather annoyed if we had actually paid $24 for the experience.


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mimommy Contributor

Mimommy's STILL cleaning mi house. Mimommy starting to smell like mi old gym locker. Mimommy stopped doing chores to post and now mimommy hears mi pillow calling zzzzzzzzzz

p.s. kahlua is MUCH better than whine ;)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Have you guys seen THIS? Open Original Shared Link

Ever.....

:blink:

I absolutely LOVE that wackl site.......esp. the WTF section - - but it's soooooo mean that I try not to look at it often :ph34r:

Gardens are greening, spring bulbs looking beautiful. I love all of the flowering trees throughout the area! Just lovely! Seeing the "babies" peeking up out of the ground is better than Christmas for me! I go for daily tours of my yard to see who's coming up. Better yet....I forget that I've planted some things, so I get surprises from me to me! (I'll bet I could have a blast with old-timers disease, huh?)

Hope you all have a wonder Easter weekend. Eat lots of chocolate....just short of getting sick on it

:) it sounds quite phun back there! I don't have many garden surprises here....

chocolate...........me mum IS making that wicked chocolate pie - - I am out of my mind that I have to wait until Sunday.......... :rolleyes:

Hey, where's Em? is she quite pissed yet? :wacko:

Mimommy's STILL cleaning mi house. Mimommy starting to smell like mi old gym locker. Mimommy stopped doing chores to post and now mimommy hears mi pillow calling zzzzzzzzzz

p.s. kahlua is MUCH better than whine ;)

Um, ahem, kahlua has been sitting in my cupboard for......six months? The wine bottles really don't last very long here :ph34r::lol:

SILLS!!!!!!!! I"m BORED!!!!!!!!! :o hardly ever happens.......I'm usually quite content at home......am suddenly stricken with ennui :mellow:

Jestgar Rising Star

ummm, sposed to get down into the thirties over the next few days. Wondering if I turned my heat off too soon? :unsure::ph34r:

jerseyangel Proficient
ummm, sposed to get down into the thirties over the next few days. Wondering if I turned my heat off too soon? :unsure::ph34r:

Brrr--the 30's.....you may have jumped the gun just a little.

Mtndog Collaborator

Hi Judy ((WAVING MADLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!))))))))))))

So, it is Good Friday, and this year it falls during Passover. Will I go straight to H*ll if I eat a bacon double cheeseburger? :ph34r:

Manda, it is good to hear that John is rid if his stones. His GALL stones, you psilly! -_-

Pieter :lol: :lol: You are going straight to H*&ll in a handbasket baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

chocolate...........me mum IS making that wicked chocolate pie - - I am out of my mind that I have to wait until Sunday.......... :rolleyes:

The wine bottles really don't last very long here :ph34r::lol:

SILLS!!!!!!!! I"m BORED!!!!!!!!! :o hardly ever happens.......I'm usually quite content at home......am suddenly stricken with ennui :mellow:

Suzzle- I love the word ENNUI (but then again I love the word ovoviviparous) but am sorry you are feeling it! Yum, wikid chocolate chocolate pie (DROOLPHACE)

ummm, sposed to get down into the thirties over the next few days. Wondering if I turned my heat off too soon? :unsure::ph34r:

I seriously don't think we turn the heat off here until May :ph34r: but you guys have had some crazy weather!!!!!!!!! Snow in Seattle!

I made myself have a good day yesterday- it worked about 99%. I took me Angus for a walk and then he and I inspected the greenery in the garden- I see lupine, poppy and delphinium leaves :D Thought I'd smoked the poppy killed the poppy but it's coming back!! Filled the bird feeders, went up to Rockport (cute little seaside town) and even bought me MIL Easter tulips.

In bed by 9 pm. :lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

catching up fast

didnt't get on last yest or last nite

thanks for all the well wishes...... feeling a tad better today.

Amanda --Happy to hear about John .

Hope he's ready to come home today and you can both get some rest

loved the video's

love you guys

Judy


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Glad you're feeling better Judy (((HUGS)))))

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Hi Judy ((WAVING MADLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!))))))))))))

I made myself have a good day yesterday- it worked about 99%. I took me Angus for a walk and then he and I inspected the greenery in the garden- I see lupine, poppy and delphinium leaves :D Thought I'd smoked the poppy killed the poppy but it's coming back!! Filled the bird feeders, went up to Rockport (cute little seaside town) and even bought me MIL Easter tulips.

In bed by 9 pm. :lol:

just saw this as i was back coping the videos of the cats for Jim

WAVING MADLY BACK AT YA GIRLFRIEND.

SO GLAD YOU TOOK A LITTLE OUTING TO A SEASIDE TOWN.

RAINING HERE TODAY

HOW ABOUT WHERE YOU ARE?

LOVE YA BEVIE.

JUDY

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

AND THERE'S PATTI

GOOD MORNING PATTI

BE HAPPY YOUR IN TX.

POURING RAIN HERE TODAY AND ..............COLD :(:ph34r:

NEED ME SOME SUN............. B)

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

Speaking of Easter.......looks like Nathan will be home by then. :) Just wish Briana could be with us.

LISA

SAW THIS AS I WAS LOOKING AROUND...........FOR THE OTHER VIDEO

I HOPE THIS HAPPENS.

JUDY

jerseyangel Proficient

Yes--hope Nathan was discharged to home yesterday..... :) Also hope John is feeling much better today--I know Amanda will be happy to have him back home :)

Hi Judith and Bevvie!! A couple o' Saturday early birds :D

It's nice here today--sunny and warm B) Perfect Easter weekend weather. I guess we are to enjoy this while we can.....everybody and their brother are telling us about the long, hot summers where it's 100 for weeks at a time :o

Outta be a hoot :unsure::lol::lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

Okey dokey.

Plan for the day:

Shop - coffee maker died. desperately need new one. Will check out clothing deals at same time.

Home store - get piles of dirt for new garden bed. Get insulation and some sort of stapling device to put it up with. Get long cord for dryer.

Costco - I have no idea. Just going there because it's near all the other stores.

Petstore - "MOM!!!!! We want the JUICY kind!! MOM!!! MOM!!! MOM!!!! MOM!!" repeat ad infinitum....

Guess I'll have to dump the dirt into the bed as well. And maybe get some tomato plants (which will live indoors for a while).

Plan for Sunday:

Stay in bed all day :ph34r:

jerseyangel Proficient
Plan for Sunday:

Stay in bed all day :ph34r:

:lol: No doubt! :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

HEY!!!

Is Soozee squiggling with me?? :unsure:

Amanda, hope John feels better soon!!! :)

Have you guys seen THIS? Uhm....note to self, do not imitate Paris Hilton

Ever.....

:lol: OH MA GAWD!!!!

TOP TIP BEVEL!!!!....yes, i MUST never wear THAT! <people would be vomitting in the street :lol: >

p.s. kahlua is MUCH better than whine ;)

Sorry Mimi - can\'t like the coffee <_<

HAS to be whine!!

chocolate...........me mum IS making that wicked chocolate pie - - I am out of my mind that I have to wait until Sunday.........

I WANT it!!!!!!! - tell Janie to send pig pie NOW!!!!!!!!.

ummm, sposed to get down into the thirties over the next few days. Wondering if I turned my heat off too soon? :unsure::ph34r:

Yes - hasty pasty

Brrr--the 30\'s.....you may have jumped the gun just a little.

OMG!!! Paddeigh is all like 'I'm SOoo cold!!....it's only 75 degrees' now she's acclimatised!!! :lol:

(but then again I love the word ovoviviparous)

HA HA!! A MOst excellent word but NOT to be confused with Oviparous :lol:

thanks for all the well wishes...... feeling a tad better today.

Good to hear Joodee!! :D

Yes--hope Nathan was discharged to home yesterday..... Also hope John is feeling much better today--I know Amanda will be happy to have him back home :)

Got me phingers crossed for both!! :)

Stay in bed all day :ph34r:

GADS I need your life :rolleyes:

Psillies!!!!! Me mouth is on PHIRE!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Me SIL tricked me!!! (I\'ll get her back!!)....she brought some choc eggs round for the boys...and gave me some \'chilli chocolate\' (real posh)........ assured me it was mild <_<

She lied

Boiler\'s working!!!!!

WOO-HOO we can WASH!!!!!!!! :lol: (missed the thumbage....Tel didn\'t look......claimed he wasn\'t interested :rolleyes: )

elye Community Regular

Hey, Psills!

Great night last night, and LATE. Seven of us were in the ho'tub for much too long, passing around a bottle of champagne.

Felt a wee bit ill after that.. . . . . ... <_<:rolleyes:

Another funeral under me belt . .. .......

Many of us are freezing, n'est-ce pas? Here it is bright, gorgeous sun, but only 8 C. Chilly. My tulips wanna come up!

Amanda! We wait to hear about John. So many stones! :o You could make yerself quite the necklace. . . . .... :rolleyes:

Another big, fattening dinner tonight with family. Not weighing myself until June.

curlyfries Contributor

Nathan is home!......with his entourage......me, his dad, his wife, and mother-in-law.

Gaaawwd........hate that 2 1/2 hour drive. Will have to go back to Houston Sun nite. Nathan has to go back for blood tests early Mon morning and Brian gets stitches/staples out also. Then I fly back home on Tues. I hate to leave, but I think I need it.

Had a little pitty party for myself today.......smelling orange rolls baking for breakfast for everyone but me. They got Sonic Burgers last night.....and Easter dinner will be tabu for me. :( ........Desserts every night. It's so much easier when I'm in my own environment that I can control. Most of the time I'm not bothered by all the things I can't eat, but I've never had it shoved in my face to this extreme. I know they are just trying to fix all of Nathan's favorite things.

Anywhoo.......I'm feeling a little better, now.......just caught up on the last 5 psilly pages.......does a heart good! :)

psawyer Proficient
Nathan is home!......with his entourage......me, his dad, his wife, and mother-in-law.

w00t!!

elye Community Regular

Leeeesargh!! :wub::) Another one of those best-posts-ever! So, so happy for you guys -- and what an incredible pic in your av!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Nathan is home!......with his entourage......me, his dad, his wife, and mother-in-law.

YIPEE!!!!!!!!!!!

So very pleased about this Lee-sargh!!!!!!! :wub:

.........my gawd!, what a remarkable laydee you are - coping admirably......... but yes, no doubt you now NEED some no thought, no brainer food to be around you !!!!!!! :)

DingoGirl Enthusiast

sills :( I am impossibly tired and will get to that in a minute........

these are all the quotes I wanted to reply to on which I wanted to reply but....

this is my laziest post ever.......as you can see I am putting all the quotes in and not even sayin' nuttin about them :lol:

:blink:

just simply quoting them and nowt energy or time to really say what I wanted ta say.....

Um.....let's jsut say this - -

I really can not sleep - ever - EVER - without the use of certain drugs (and I come by this honestly - both on mom AND dad's sides) - it's horrifying....so I have run out of one drug (seroquel - must go pick it up THIS INSTANT) and decided to take a sample of Lunesta. Have done taht before and I did sleep soundly but.....I think I took Seroquel WITH it. (um - I can take enough drugs to knock out a horse and pretty much multi-task all night long, with heart pounding heavily and hard in my chest) :( )

so - took the Lunesta (3 mg., standard dose) at 11..........waited three hours, reading, watching Oprah, infomercials, etc :blink: wide awake, took a second one at 2. Um........still wide awake at 4, I took a lorazepam.

so.........yeah......slept maybe 30 minutes and then at 8 am I took a Klonepin, hoping to just freaking sleep until 11 or summat.

Which I kind of did, but it was not good or solid as Kit kept meowing outside the door.

But now, I have never felt MORE like rubbish (oh that is SO not true, because, in the days before any sleep drugs, I have gone three, four, and one time as many as FIVE ENTIRE DAYS :( without sleep - nearly died, I think, and was almost checked in), and my heart is finding great effort to pound inside my chest, and I"m out of breath........... 'tis miserable.

and - I have to go run a bunch of errands for tomorrow's brunch (despite Janie's worried protesting) and.....I just don't think I should be operating heavy machinery. :( am dizzy and crazed.................

so that's my report.

I am psychotic from it.

BUT I LOVE YOU GUYS and.........

HAPPY EASTER TO ALL MY SILLS and the SILLS of SILLS :wub:

more later - unless I die, pass out, or am arrested :wacko:

ummm, sposed to get down into the thirties over the next few days. Wondering if I turned my heat off too soon?

I seriously don't think we turn the heat off here until May :ph34r: but you guys have had some crazy weather!!!!!!!!! Snow in Seattle!

I made myself have a good day yesterday- it worked about 99%. I took me Angus for a walk and then he and I inspected the greenery in the garden- I see lupine, poppy and delphinium leavesThought I'd smoked the poppy killed the poppy but it's coming back!! Filled the bird feeders, went up to Rockport (cute little seaside town) and even bought me MIL Easter tulips.

In bed by 9 pm.

It's nice here today--sunny and warm B) Perfect Easter weekend weather. I guess we are to enjoy this while we can.....everybody and their brother are telling us about the long, hot summers where it's 100 for weeks at a time

Outta be a hoot :unsure:

Okey dokey.

Plan for the day:

Shop - coffee maker died. desperately need new one. Will check out clothing deals at same time.

Home store - get piles of dirt for new garden bed. Get insulation and some sort of stapling device to put it up with. Get long cord for dryer.

Costco - I have no idea. Just going there because it's near all the other stores.

Petstore - "MOM!!!!! We want the JUICY kind!! MOM!!! MOM!!! MOM!!!! MOM!!" repeat ad infinitum....

Guess I'll have to dump the dirt into the bed as well. And maybe get some tomato plants (which will live indoors for a while).

Plan for Sunday:

Stay in bed all day

HEY!!!

Is Soozee squiggling with me??

I WANT it!!!!!!! - tell Janie to send pig pie NOW!!!!!!!!.

OMG!!! Paddeigh is all like 'I'm SOoo cold!!....it's only 75 degrees' now she's acclimatised!!!

HA HA!! A MOst excellent word but NOT to be confused with Oviparous :lol:

GADS I need your life

Psillies!!!!! Me mouth is on PHIRE!!!!!!!!!

Me SIL tricked me!!! (I\'ll get her back!!)....she brought some choc eggs round for the boys...and gave me some \'chilli chocolate\' (real posh)........ assured me it was mild

She lied

Boiler\'s working!!!!!

WOO-HOO we can WASH!!!!!!!! (missed the thumbage....Tel didn\'t look......claimed he wasn\'t interested

Hey, Psills!

Great night last night, and LATE. Seven of us were in the ho'tub for much too long, passing around a bottle of champagne.

Felt a wee bit ill after that.. . . . . ...

Another funeral under me belt . .. .......

Many of us are freezing, n'est-ce pas? Here it is bright, gorgeous sun, but only 8 C. Chilly. My tulips wanna come up!

Amanda! We wait to hear about John. So many stones! :o You could make yerself quite the necklace. . . . ....

Another big, fattening dinner tonight with family. Not weighing myself until June.

Nathan is home!......with his entourage......me, his dad, his wife, and mother-in-law.

Gaaawwd........hate that 2 1/2 hour drive. Will have to go back to Houston Sun nite. Nathan has to go back for blood tests early Mon morning and Brian gets stitches/staples out also. Then I fly back home on Tues. I hate to leave, but I think I need it.

Had a little pitty party for myself today.......smelling orange rolls baking for breakfast for everyone but me. They got Sonic Burgers last night.....and Easter dinner will be tabu for me. :( ........Desserts every night. It's so much easier when I'm in my own environment that I can control. Most of the time I'm not bothered by all the things I can't eat, but I've never had it shoved in my face to this extreme. I know they are just trying to fix all of Nathan's favorite things.

Anywhoo.......I'm feeling a little better, now.......just caught up on the last 5 psilly pages.......does a heart good! :)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
more later - unless I die, pass out, or am arrested :wacko:

Oh be carephul Sooze!! :( , get the seroquel, do NOT get arrested (unless you are confident you look gorgeous for yer mugshot ;)

DingoGirl Enthusiast
Oh be carephul Sooze!! :( , get the seroquel, do NOT get arrested (unless you are confident you look gorgeous for yer mugshot ;)

:lol: :lol:

am most decidedly NOT looking gorgeous and that thought actually did occur to me ("should I straighten my hair? put on a cuter outfit than these traveling pj's?") :lol:

:blink:

I hate holidays........

but I am sooooooooooooooo excited Nathan is coming home

Geoss is stayin in bed all day

Padt's feeling the warmth

Nik's got tumbling going on and a burning mouth

Em's had some champagne

Judith - what is Judith doing? can't even remember but HI JUDITH!!!!!!!!

Bevel had a lovely day

:):):)

and I forgot who else even posted :wacko:

must go to store(s) now - BOLLOCKS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I need a driver

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

will be back later to post on all the comment

but

until then, happy to see Susie didn't die of a over dose......god girl be careful

good news on Nat.

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

ha :lol:

susie we were writing at the same time.

careful girl

DITTO

i hate Easter too.

tis the anniv of me Daddy's passing.

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