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elye Community Regular
elye
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....We didn't have lungs....

Wow. . . . . how in hell'd you all breathe??

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mushroom Proficient
mushroom
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I don't think there are any mens room groups....

I don't think mens stay in there long enuphph to get to know each other that well. Perhaps they are even a bit paranoid :unsure: about getting to know someone in the mens room???

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Perhaps they are even a bit paranoid :unsure: about getting to know someone in the mens room???

Men are so weird.

kareng Grand Master
kareng
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Coming soon to a neighborhood near you -

Lots of snow! Gusting winds! 6 foot snow drifts! Sub- zero temperatures!

I will preview it for you people east of me and send it on.

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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You eastish people :angry: Stealing all the fun.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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You eastish people :angry: Stealing all the fun.

Yeah . . . sounds like fun . . . here's our official forcast for tonight & tomorrow . . . <_< . . . CareIn, are you getting the sleet and ice, too?

Tonight: Lo: 22

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

Yeah . . . sounds like fun . . . here's our official forcast for tonight & tomorrow . . . <_< . . . CareIn, are you getting the sleet and ice, too?

Tonight: Lo: 22

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kareng Grand Master
kareng
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We are getting mist right now. My driveway has some girls in little skirts twirling around. It's right at about 30 and the roads in the southern part of KC are ok now. A bit north like St Joe, it's a real icy mess ( about 1 hr drive north). Every station has slightly different time frames for the snaugh. Some as early as 10pm some not until tomorrow at 9 am. Guaranteed to mess up school again!

Loey Rising Star
Loey
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But Loey.... We changed the topic! No more barfing allowed! We are coughing now! :P

Luckily it was a 24 hour thing. Now I need to catch up with the coughing ohmy.gif

Loey

Loey Rising Star
Loey
Posted

So I just got off with the disability office for my interview. Talk about harrowing!!!! I was flustered the entire time and somehow my dates of jobs didn't jive. I couldn't find doctor's phone numbers. It will be a miracle if I don't get rejected. I much rather get well and get a job (as if there are any).

Thanks to all my psillies for making me smile after all of that. You are the best!!!!

Loey wub.gifwub.gifwub.gifwub.gif

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Thanks to all my psillies for making me smile after all of that. You are the best!!!!

Loey wub.gifwub.gifwub.gifwub.gif

Fortunately you are easily amused by coughing and barphing....

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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And you pholks are anticipatin' driving in that stuph?? :blink:

Ummm . . . :unsure: . . . not me . . . actually, the school decides what we will do. If this all really happens (cuz sometimes it doesn't actually happen), I predict we'll be out of school at least two days.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Just sayin' hi B) <cough/hack/repeat>

Jeesh--this winter is really kicking our arses :angry: Be carephul all youse getting it today!

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

i sent M a text that the driveway is a sheet of ice. Hopefully, he won't get off the bus and fall on his butt. :huh:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Tonight: Lo: 22° Light freezing rain or light sleet. Sleet accumulation up to 1 inch. Ice accumulation up to one tenth of an inch. Nearly steady temperatures in the lower 20s. Northeast winds 10 to 15 mph. Chance of precipitation near 100 percent.

Tuesday 2/1/2011 Hi: 28° Breezy. Light freezing rain or chance of light sleet. Sleet accumulation up to 4 inches. Ice accumulation of one tenth to one half of an inch. Highs in the mid 20s. Northeast winds 10 to 20 mph. Gusts up to 30 mph in the afternoon. Chance of precipitation near 100 percent.

Lo: 22° Breezy. Freezing rain or chance of light sleet... Then snow and freezing rain or chance of light sleet after midnight. Precipitation may be heavy at times. Heavy snow accumulations. Significant ice accumulation possible. Nearly steady temperatures in the lower 20s. East winds 15 to 20 mph decreasing to 5 to 15 mph after midnight. Chance of precipitation near 100 percent.

((((((((YAWN)))))))).. . . . . .. . . . . ..Sounds like a regular daily winter forecast for me.. .. . ... . . . <_<

We are supposed to get this messy storm on Wednesday.. . . . ..perhaps a foot of psnaough - - pffffffffft, a mere pittance. . .....

:rolleyes:

Things have been unseasonably warm up in Whitehorse, the starting point of the Yukon Quest. It has been averaging only -24 during the day, and ideal sled conditions are -32 to -45. They are all simply praying for colder weather.

If you can imagine. :huh:

kareng Grand Master
kareng
Posted

i sent M a text that the driveway is a sheet of ice. Hopefully, he won't get off the bus and fall on his butt. :huh:

M's butt is home, safe & sound.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

M's butt is home, safe & sound.

Tis good news!

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
Posted

M's butt is home, safe & sound.

Hopefully the rest of him will follow soon.

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
Posted

It's 30 degrees and raining...Snow doesn't bother me (other than our neighborhood's cheapass policy of waiting for the city to come through to clear the streets which can take up to 72 hours). I don't have a problem driving in/on snow. Ice is a different story. I'll just stay home thank you veddy much.

Glad M's butt is safe . . . do you bubble wrap it to keep it so?

Patti!!! Tis time to wean yerself off that coff!! . . . I've still got mine, mind you, but it doesn't keep me up at night and it is getting ever-so-slighty bettah each day.

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Patti!!! Tis time to wean yerself off that coff!! . . . I've still got mine, mind you, but it doesn't keep me up at night and it is getting ever-so-slighty bettah each day.

It's at the point where I figure if I can just get one good night's sleep.....

mushroom Proficient
mushroom
Posted

It's at the point where I figure if I can just get one good night's sleep.....

Maybe tonite?? :) Feel better soon!

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
Posted

Yeah . . . sounds like fun . . . here's our official forcast for tonight & tomorrow . . . <_< . . . CareIn, are you getting the sleet and ice, too?

Tonight: Lo: 22

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Awwwww come on Jyannut! Don't sugar-coat it! We are expecting downed power lines. Streets slicker'n snot. All the generators are sold out, as well, I'm sure, as all bread and milk from here to Canada. :o

Don't think I have strep, as it has migrated to my sinuses.

BTW......I take the blame for this storm. Happens evertime I have my winter dentist appointment. It's scheduled for Wed.

Hmmmmm . . . Lisa's to blame, sinus infection, snotty streets . . . that's one helluva snot producing infection. You're taken down the whole midwest!

Actually . . . who's flipped over or about to flip over?? That's who I'm blamin'!!!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Actually . . . who's flipped over or about to flip over?? That's who I'm blamin'!!!

It's Kerrenn!!!

curlyfries Contributor
curlyfries
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KAREIGN DID!!! KAREIGN DID!!!!!

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