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The Ripper 's a thespian???.......SPLENDID!!! smile.gifsmile.gif


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kareng Grand Master

My least fave is the sperm trees. There's some kinda tree that got imported hundreds of years ago that smells like sperm when it blooms. Just WHY? WHY would you plant more?

Remember these? The Bradford pear trees? They are starting to bloom! :ph34r:

Jestgar Rising Star

Remember these? The Bradford pear trees? They are starting to bloom! :ph34r:

eeewwww

elye Community Regular

OMG. . . . .forgot about the sperm trees.. . . . .:lol:

Yes, who indeed would plant more o' them? Not the kind of scent you want wafting in your kitchen and living room windows throughout the day, non-stop, all spring.. . . ....

At least there is no perfume fashioned after this pear tree.

.. . . . . ..... . .Is there??.. . ..... . :blink:

:lol:

mushroom Proficient

Remember these? The Bradford pear trees? They are starting to bloom! :ph34r:

You know, back in the days when I knew no better, I was quite enamoured of this tree and was proposing to plant one right beside our deck, where we used to sit on spring and summer evenings to provide a meal for the skeeters :blink: No, I didn't plant something else, I just phorgot about it, thank goodness.

curlyfries Contributor

NEWSFLASH!!!!!

DD and her hubby have bought a house!!!!

(For those of you not in the know......they have been living with us for the past 2 years)

mushroom Proficient

NEWSFLASH!!!!!

DD and her hubby have bought a house!!!!

(For those of you not in the know......they have been living with us for the past 2 years)

YEAY!!!!


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elye Community Regular
:D :D YAY, LEEEEESARGH!!!!! Did they buy near you?
jerseyangel Proficient

Great news, Leese!!!! Congrats to them! :D

kareng Grand Master

Going to be quiet at your house, Leesa!

curlyfries Contributor

:D :D YAY, LEEEEESARGH!!!!! Did they buy near you?

Actually.....yes. About 5 houses down. Still get to see me grandbaby whenever I want :D

...and my daughter, of course :)

....and my son-in-law I suppose :rolleyes:

Going to be quiet at your house, Leesa!

Wonderfully quiet ^_^

Jestgar Rising Star

Actually.....yes. About 5 houses down. Still get to see me grandbaby whenever I want :D

...and my daughter, of course :)

....and my son-in-law I suppose :rolleyes:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Yea! to all of you!

elye Community Regular

Gads, have I got a lot to do. .. . . .. :wacko::wacko::wacko:

Having a 50th birthday party here this Saturday night for DH. He is MUCH, MUCH older than I. <_< There will be about twenty people, just family and a few close friends. (Um, guess who is flying in tomorrow, 5:42 pm?). . . . ...

.. . ..MIL . .. . .... :noadequateemoticonavailable:

Saturday night is coincidentally the final night of Jack's musical production, which actually works out well because almost everyone who is coming to the party will be heading to the musical afterwards. It'll be one big convoy.. . .. ..

SOosoosooOoO, I have to clean the entire house and the yard in case we are out on the deck, hit groceries and the liquor store... . . ....and the big thing: I decided four days ago to do a painting for DH. I am about half-finished.....it must be dry, matted and framed by Friday night.

:unsure:

So WHAT IN HELL am I doing on here??. . .

jerseyangel Proficient

(Um, guess who is flying in tomorrow, 5:42 pm?). . . . ...

Hide the keys!!!!!!!!!

A big ole Happy Birthday to W! :D

kareng Grand Master

Gads, have I got a lot to do. .. . . .. :wacko::wacko::wacko:

Having a 50th birthday party here this Saturday night for DH. He is MUCH, MUCH older than I. <_< There will be about twenty people, just family and a few close friends. (Um, guess who is flying in tomorrow, 5:42 pm?). . . . ...

.. . ..MIL . .. . .... :noadequateemoticonavailable:

Saturday night is coincidentally the final night of Jack's musical production, which actually works out well because almost everyone who is coming to the party will be heading to the musical afterwards. It'll be one big convoy.. . .. ..

SOosoosooOoO, I have to clean the entire house and the yard in case we are out on the deck, hit groceries and the liquor store... . . ....and the big thing: I decided four days ago to do a painting for DH. I am about half-finished.....it must be dry, matted and framed by Friday night.

:unsure:

So WHAT IN HELL am I doing on here??. . .

I guess we won't be seeing much of you for awhile! :)

Jestgar Rising Star

SOosoosooOoO, I have to clean the entire house and the yard in case we are out on the deck, hit groceries and the liquor store... . . ....and the big thing: I decided four days ago to do a painting for DH. I am about half-finished.....it must be dry, matted and framed by Friday night.

Start here.

celiac-mommy Collaborator

We gots a new baby. His name is Simon and he's a sweet little bunny. I can't post a pic from here, but perhaps I shall change my Lilikoi picture to a Simon picture... He is super spoiled already, I just hope he sticks around longer than Mocha... :unsure:

Remember these? The Bradford pear trees? They are starting to bloom! :ph34r:

I KNOW!!!! We go for walks and I'm trying not to vomit all over the sidewalk! Loathe these trees and the hospital is lines wif them :ph34r: We cannae wear perfume at work, but they can surround the hospital wif the foulest smelling trees in history!

NEWSFLASH!!!!!

DD and her hubby have bought a house!!!!

(For those of you not in the know......they have been living with us for the past 2 years)

WooHoo!!!!!

Actually.....yes. About 5 houses down. Still get to see me grandbaby whenever I want :D

...and my daughter, of course :)

....and my son-in-law I suppose :rolleyes:

:lol: :lol:

Gads, have I got a lot to do. .. . . .. :wacko::wacko::wacko:

Wish I was closer, I'd take care of all the food for ya!!

elye Community Regular

We gots a new baby.

Rah-shyellle, he is absolutely adorable ... . :wub: :wub:

Wish I was closer, I'd take care of all the food for ya!!

Oh, man, would that ever be splendid!

Jack and the cast ran through the whole musical yesterday afternoon in front of the entire public school next door that came over for a field trip. A group of six year-olds were assembled in the front foyer and Jack walked by them in full costume and dramatic makeup. They fell utterly silent, staring like this:

:huh::huh::blink::huh::blink::huh:

He said to me afterwards, "PLEASE tell me that I don't look like this when you're seeing me up on stage, from the audience!!"

. .. . ......Like somethin' outta Clockwork Orange. .. . . ... ..

:lol:

Jestgar Rising Star

I just watched my ~14 pound cat run in terror from a ~6 pound chicken.

kareng Grand Master

I just watched my ~14 pound cat run in terror from a ~6 pound chicken.

So funny! Hub & I are imaging a big tough cat chased by a chicken. Cooper would be running away, too.

Jestgar Rising Star

So funny! Hub & I are imaging a big tough cat chased by a chicken. Cooper would be running away, too.

:lol: :lol: We're owned by a couple of pansies. Bo raced up on the deck and pounded on the door for me to let him in.

kareng Grand Master

:lol: :lol: We're owned by a couple of pansies. Bo raced up on the deck and pounded on the door for me to let him in.

Poor Bo! But he's pretty!

celiac-mommy Collaborator

Cooper would be running away, too.

I would run from a 6# chicken too! :lol:

elye Community Regular

Civckeb talk :lol:

Well, Elsie would run, terrified, from a rampant chicken. Hank, however, wants to be everything's friend (squirrels, unapproachable neighboUrs, ALL cats, particulary our two whom he follows around the house, licking their heads).... . ..so, a chicken would be nothing but a potential playmate.

But as Patteigh has said, civckebs always look pissed off.. . .perhaps he'd hesitate.. .. . . ... :rolleyes:

elye Community Regular

Well. . . ....I am still on a high. We went to the opening night of The Drowsy Chaperone at Jack's school, and it was incredible. I sound very like a biased mom, but everyone in the audience was truly blown away. I only wish Soooozle could have been there.... . ....

:lol:

Jack was fantastic. He is in the chorus, so nothing up-front, but one of the vital support cast in the background who makes it all look and sound amazing. He plays the part, in this scene, of one of the cameramen who dances around, lifts up the leading lady, and generally keeps smiling', movin' his feet and singin'.. .. . ..

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