The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[dollamasgetceliac?]

Colarado check the time zone

maybe your bruise is in the the shape of llamalland.

Glands tomorrow

i hope u had a happy phathersday

[Darn210]

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! EMOTIBUSTED!!!!!! FIRST TIME EVAH!!!!! . . . and it's Tom's fault cuz I quoted him!!!!

Mark always says--"Like a fart in a skillet".

What in Hell does this mean???!!!??? Fart in a Skillet??!!?? Who's trying to phry up some pharts???

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<imagine one more row of lol's here>

A Llaffollelogram?

Lloffely!! I Llike it!!

pfffffft it's about a 1000x better than the puffed millet I had for almost 2yrs.

(Yes .. . .an exaggeration ... .realistically ~480x better)

Ahhh, Tom . . . phorget the exaggerating!! you're rounding off!! . . . where are your significant digits??

P.S. What a cute pic!! (w/ the leeeeeeaaaaaaaannnnnnn )

Thanks, twas one of me faves from the trip . . . looks better full size.

[tom]

GAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! EMOTIBUSTED!!!!!! FIRST TIME EVAH!!!!! . . . and it's Tom's fault cuz I quoted him!!!!

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<a tongue-twister>

[curlyfries]

(Oh & I'm fine w/ the pharfeneugen errrr .. .sch

[Darn210]

Lisa and Tom - Excelent EmotoArt!!!! . . . Although I shall quote NEITHER of you as I have learned my lesson!!!

CHE EK

<tongue-in-cheek>

[blueeyedmanda]

Morning Sillies....I'm back at work....it may take the morning to get back into the swing of things but darn it I am trying

[elye]

Good Morning, Sillies!

Nikki, have you got any llamas wandering around the hills of the UK? Do you at the very least have them at petting farms? There is a farmer just out of town here who has a huge petting zoo with llamas and alpacas. He also sells alpaca meat on site or from his website. Dunno if this is such an intelligent pairing of businesses - - having your young children cuddling and petting one of these lovely creatures, then buying and serving them up as steaks the next day.... .. ..

Hmmmm Hudson Bay? Che Guevara? A Chortangle overlapping Bolivia? The Stones' Lip logo? <that'd be coolest bruise

EVER!!>

Sigh.........Not so cool... ..but getting bigger. It's on my abdomen from yesterday morning's insulin injection. Gawd, I wish it looked like some lovely, exotic island in the South Pacific. Or an immediately recognizable, reverred visage, like Shakespeare or Jesus Christ.

It now looks very like a car. A sedan... ... .I think I can make out a spoiler and perhaps a roof rack.

Not very exciting this time. It may still increse in size... ..perhaps it will become a half-ton.

The alpacas were extremely curious and if you didn't move suddenly, they would come right up to you to investigate (and look for food )

Sounds like my children......"Do you grown-ups have any chocolate or cookies? We don't get ANY of that stuff at our house."....

CHE EK

<tongue-in-cheek>

[jerseyangel]

What in Hell does this mean???!!!??? Fart in a Skillet??!!?? Who's trying to phry up some pharts???

Come on over Phriday night for some phart phry!

Pseriously......

It's a term used by Mark's family (interesting group) to denote someone who is acting manic or nervous--as in: "running around like a phart in a skillet."

CHE EK

<tongue-in-cheek>

Excellent!

Emily--sorry bout yer ever growing bruise Hope it stays at sedan levels and dosen't progress to SUV status......or Gawd forbid, tractor trailor

[jerseyangel]

What in hell?????

I just went to edit my last post (submitted about 2 minutes ago ) and me edit button is already gone!

Sumphin' afoot?

[jerseyangel]

Happy Birthday Gian-knit!!!!!!!!!!

May it be wonderful, phantastic and phull of happiness!

[Darn210]

Happy Birthday Gian-knit!!!!!!!!!!

May it be wonderful, phantastic and phull of happiness!

Tee-Hee-Hee . . . Not really my birthday . . . tis the anniversary of joining the forum . . . if I listed my birthday, then you would all know that I'm 43 how old I am!!

[jerseyangel]

Tee-Hee-Hee . . . Not really my birthday . . . tis the anniversary of joining the forum . . . if I listed my birthday, then you would all know that I'm 43 how old I am!!

This is the second time this has happened......I had a feeling, too, when I saw that you were only a year old.

Oh well--Happy Anniversary

[elye]

I just went to edit my last post (submitted about 2 minutes ago ) and me edit button is already gone!

Sumphin' afoot?

Yes. I believe we have only a thirty-second window to edit our posts today because it is Janet's One Year Anniversary. I think it's a gift from Schaought - - Janet gets to see all of our amusing typos and spelling errors, incorrect word usage, blathering.....

Perhaps my bruise has sometrhing to do with this, as well. Must ponder this........

[tom]

Now Thaughmn is showing off his oomlauts(sp?). Where do you get those things, anyway?

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[Jestgar]

Boy, if I had a nickel .. ....

:lol:

[jerseyangel]

Jess--your niece is precious!

[DingoGirl]

Souczie, I just loved your explanation of all things "ph" and other nuances that are unique unto us Sillies Kinda brought a lump to my throat

Did we establish what an a$$ cracker is???....is it actually akin to cracking the whip ???

Around here, we don't really know what it is (Kissey and I) but we say it all the time

Two weeks ago I scarfed down an entire box of rice chex. And to avoid sweetening them with sugar, I topped off the bowls with coco pebbles

right, because there is NO sugar in them coco pebbles

t

ps the store says "gluten phree!"

*snort*

she catches on quickly.....

But SILLIES!!!!!!!! OMG! You know.........it occurred to me last night, whilst drifting off into Llamaland sleep, that........this Llama Lady just might be our Yeti. Think about it......we have ignored and neglected him for so long that - mygawd I'm ashamed and embarrassed to say this - we don't even know where in hell he is! Our parades have totally gone by the wayside - - haven't seen ANY care bears w/ machine guns or psooper psoakers in eons.......

So now he has come back........under the guise of Llama-ness.......and BOY are we gonna get it.......

Note the time zone - - I really DO think he's coming to us from the Arctic Circle...............

and now Em has another cryptic brooze..............it's tied in somehow, I just know it.

Pharting is definitely phunnier than farting. No doubt about that!

'tis true

Hmmmm Hudson Bay? Che Guevara? A Chortangle overlapping Bolivia? The Stones' Lip logo? <that'd be coolest bruise

EVER!!>

:lol:

LURVE LURVE LURVE the creative emoticonery.............

Glands tomorrow

Promises, promises

Gian-net - - phry up some pharts <raising hand> I'm game!!!!!!!!

Now Thaughmn is showing off his oomlauts(sp?). Where do you get those things, anyway?

that cracked me up

carry on psillies!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[curlyfries]

Picture this.......I'm in my front yard cutting the grass when I notice a piece of trash in my driveway. So as I pass it while mowing I pick it up...........it's an empty potato chip bag.......STOP!..........At this point what would any normal(?) silly-yak do?....................I stand there with the mower still running and read the ingredients list off the bag!!!!!!! ............Somebody stop me!!!!!!!

[DingoGirl]

Picture this.......I'm in my front yard cutting the grass when I notice a piece of trash in my driveway. So as I pass it while mowing I pick it up...........it's an empty potato chip bag.......STOP!..........At this point what would any normal(?) silly-yak do?....................I stand there with the mower still running and read the ingredients list off the bag!!!!!!! ............Somebody stop me!!!!!!!

Leigh-suh - - that is hilarious - - ummmmmm........I'm gonna assume it wasn't even YOUR potato chip bag........

*snort*

[jerseyangel]

Picture this.......I'm in my front yard cutting the grass when I notice a piece of trash in my driveway. So as I pass it while mowing I pick it up...........it's an empty potato chip bag.......STOP!..........At this point what would any normal(?) silly-yak do?....................I stand there with the mower still running and read the ingredients list off the bag!!!!!!! ............Somebody stop me!!!!!!!

"You know you're a Celiac when......"

[Jestgar]

Picture this.......I'm in my front yard cutting the grass when I notice a piece of trash in my driveway. So as I pass it while mowing I pick it up...........it's an empty potato chip bag.......STOP!..........At this point what would any normal(?) silly-yak do?....................I stand there with the mower still running and read the ingredients list off the bag!!!!!!! ............Somebody stop me!!!!!!!

:lol:

Ya never know when you'll need the info

[Mtndog]

Y'all have gone bahking mad (that's how we say it here in Bah-ston) :lol:

I think my favorites are Em's llafallelogram and llama anal glands

I am less concerned about their anal glands.....don't they spit and hiss???????????

Uncle ray has passed on a gem:

Price of gas in France

A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.

After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings, and made it safely to his

Van. However, he was captured only two blocks away When his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime And then make such an obvious error, he replied,

'Monsieur, that is the reason I stole the paintings.'

'I had no Monet

to buy Degas

to make the Van Gogh.'

See if you have De Gaulle to send

This on to someone else.

I sent it to you because I figured

I had nothing Toulouse.

:lol:

[Jestgar]

Jess--your niece is precious!

Thanks. I think so too

[curlyfries]

Leigh-suh - - that is hilarious - - ummmmmm........I'm gonna assume it wasn't even YOUR potato chip bag........

*snort*

Right you are.....how'd you guess? ....And while I'm looking at the numerous ingredients I'm thinking..."....couldn't eat these without calling the company first"........thing is ....I could care less about the chips........the mind just goes on autopilot!!!

[curlyfries]

Uncle ray has pIssed on a gem:

This is what I THOUGHT it said.....note to self: check my glasses prescription