The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Sequel

[Jestgar 716]

No, you won't end up short. Those durned things never go away - just keep turning up, like rain out of the sky, unlike the dollars - they go away fast.

 

Except when your charge comes to $2.01.  Then you won't have any.

[Jestgar 716]

Wow. Yucky new quote thingy.

[Jestgar 716]

Super yucky.  How do I make it go away?

[mushroom 1,209]

Except when your charge comes to $2.01.  Then you won't have any.

 

That's where the Swedish rounding comes in.  Then it's only $2.00, unlessen you pay by EFTPOS or credit card that is, in which case they take an electronic penny

 

Whoa, see what you mean about the turdy quotey thingy.  If ya want flowers, ya gotta have rain!!

[kareng 2,318]

Wow. Yucky new quote thingy.

  

Super yucky.  How do I make it go away?

  

That's where the Swedish rounding comes in.  Then it's only $2.00, unlessen you pay by EFTPOS or credit card that is, in which case they take an electronic penny

 

Whoa, see what you mean about the turdy quotey thingy.  If ya want flowers, ya gotta have rain!!

Yuck! I reported it to Scott. See what progress does for ya?

[mushroom 1,209]

I guess Jess' and my posts went away when Kareng was quoting them  

[jerseyangel 413]

I can see them.

[mushroom 1,209]

I can see them.

 

Yes, that's what I mean.  They have returned

[jerseyangel 413]

Yes, that's what I mean. They have returned

Oops-- misunderstood:)

[kareng 2,318]

I guess Jess' and my posts went away when Kareng was quoting them

What? You accusing me of pilfering your posts?

While I'm typing the quoted post disappears from the forum?

[mushroom 1,209]

Do you also steal underwear from the clothes line?

 

Or is that Cooper's trick?

[kareng 2,318]

Do you also steal underwear from the clothes line?

 

Or is that Cooper's trick?

Clothes lines aren't allowed here.

[mushroom 1,209]

No clotheslines in Nevada where we are, either.  Too declassee (wiv an acute or two somewhere in there )

[jerseyangel 413]

No closelines here either.  I'd love to hang my sheets out to dry

[Jestgar 716]

They're all fine here, 'course, it rarely stops drizzling long enough for clothes to get dry...

[mushroom 1,209]

Peeps here often leave their clothes on the line, waiting for the sun and the wind.

[VydorScope 31]

So thanks to a blow torch (fix it with fire!) and some "fix-it" stick

putty I think the dishwasher is repaired. Total cost $30 assuming it

works. No leaks so far at least...

[jerseyangel 413]

Just don't run it and go out/to bed....

[Jestgar 716]

And have a wad of gum handy

[elye 96]

And have a wad of gum handy

 

....And perhaps a ballcock.....

[elye 96]

....And perhaps a ballcock.....

See, this new quotation system makes all quoted material appear as though it has been whispered......in tiny letters....  .. ...this is a problem, as I certainly was NOT whispering "and perhaps a ballcock"......in fact, I was screaming it, methinks.....

 

 

[mushroom 1,209]

See, this new quotation system makes all quoted material appear as though it has been whispered......in tiny letters....  .. ...this is a problem, as I certainly was NOT whispering "and perhaps a ballcock"......in fact, I was screaming it, methinks.....

 

 

Well, well, maybe they are starting to gift wrap again, and even put the presents in boxes, but they are teensy weensy presents

 

(even for ballcocks)

[Jestgar 716]

Well, well, maybe they are starting to gift wrap again, and even put the presents in boxes, but they are teensy weensy presents

 

(even for ballcocks)

I don't want me no teeny weeny ballcocks! 

[kareng 2,318]

I don't want me no teeny weeny ballcocks! 

Laughing sooo hard I can't breathe! Gasp!

[jerseyangel 413]

Ballcock!!!!! Size does matter.....