Hannah H

Hookah, it's HBO time. #TrueBlood

My liver just reached into my wallet and set fire to my Organ Donor card. What a weekend!

Best Brews Fest EVER! I think it's time I stop drinking....

Summertime Brews Fest time!!!! Why aren't you here?

Note to self: When going to an all day beer festival, such large consumption of alcohol is not necessary the night before. Oh...and if Bojangle's could make a gluten-free biscuit it would be much obliged right now. Thank you...That is all.

Brewer's party at Natty Greene's....cheers!

Don't hate the PLAYA... hate the Spanish word for beach. Happy Friday!

Why are there so many mirrors at health clubs? I know what I look like. That’s why I’m going to the gym.....Or should be going to the gym.

My printer just woke from sleep mode with a huge toner.

Swag" is such an annoying term...But, no worries...we'll get through it just like we got through, "All that and a bag of chips."

When I see someone driving the same car I’m driving, I always peer in to make sure it’s not me from another dimension.

"Chill out...I'm not your effing dinner."

Hooker, you know what I'm watching! (In my best Lafayette voice.)

Go USA!! I know nothing about soccer but that was awesome!

Hide & Seek: Spring Training for stalkers.

Everyone is gifted. But not everyone opens their present. Happy Friday!

Don’t worry guys, Casey Anthony will eventually go to jail for stealing back her sports memorabilia at gunpoint. Let’s just ride this out.

Watching depression medication commercials makes me depressed. I'm just glad herpes commercials don't have the same effect.

Maybe those damn jurors can explain what the hell the 31 days were about. If my dog was missing for 2 hours I'd be freaking out...much less my own child.

Yestereday we celebrated our independence from Britain....with firecrackers imported from China.

Panthers, Fairies and Vampires - oh my! Love some True Blood!

There's a fine line between wearing makeup and looking like you got gang banged by Crayola....

Birthdays are nature's way of telling us to eat more cake.

Insomnia is a glamorous term for ‘thoughts you forgot to have in the day.’

Headed to see Little Feat at Blind Tiger...catch ya on the flipside!