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I'm thinking cinnamon, cloves....that type of thing?


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Jestgar Rising Star

I'm thinking cinnamon, cloves....that type of thing?

yep. Dash of allspice.

Next batch will have a jalapeno in it. :D

jerseyangel Proficient

Double spicy:)

VydorScope Proficient

Back from a visit with a nutritionist on staff with our pedi doc. She wants Timothy to try and eat from the rainbow every day. That is foods from every color. :lol::lol: Yeah.. that will be easy :lol:

This is the kid that will eat peas... only cause he can swallow them whole! :D

psawyer Proficient

My errands for today: the bank, the post office, and at least two grocery stores. Meanwhile, Jacquie is off to have lunch with her sister and visit her father.

Darn210 Enthusiast

This is the kid that will eat peas... only cause he can swallow them whole! :D

Ummmm . . . I pretty much have to agree with him there

:huh:

:rolleyes:

:lol:

VydorScope Proficient

Ummmm . . . I pretty much have to agree with him there

Not helping! :blink:

:lol: :lol: :lol:


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Not helping! :blink:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

:P

OK . . . how's this? . . . my kids both decided they liked broccoli after friends had us over for a fondue party and the kids got to cook their own (in chicken broth). My son asked for more :o

VydorScope Proficient

OK . . . how's this? . . . my kids both decided they liked broccoli after friends had us over for a fondue party and the kids got to cook their own (in chicken broth). My son asked for more :o

You boiled the broccoli in Chicken broth? Interesting idea....

elye Community Regular

ANYTHING cooked in chicken broth would taste good....

Well, perhaps not......poop.. . . . .....

But almost anything would....

:huh:

:lol:

tom Contributor

Well Emmul that bodes well for the new "Shoppe" around the corner in the local quaint lil shopping district. Ye Olde Erotique Fruit Leather in back & Le Brotherie in front. They'll boil aaaaanything in broth. At the Oaxaca coffee place I'd overheard "beefbrothboiled chicken but thought it a culinary joke fragment. What *would* you call it if that carcass ended up used to make stock? And wouldn't it taste differently in the other order? Hoof/beak vs beak/hoof? (Uhhhhhhnappetizing :greenguy: )

I don't think I'm going out on a limb here refuting the commutative principle w/out evidence.

curlyfries Contributor

:P

OK . . . how's this? . . . my kids both decided they liked broccoli after friends had us over for a fondue party and the kids got to cook their own (in chicken broth). My son asked for more :o

Oh yeah! I used to do that with brussel sprouts!

Hey.....don't knock it! :rolleyes:

Loey Rising Star

Back from a visit with a nutritionist on staff with our pedi doc. She wants Timothy to try and eat from the rainbow every day. That is foods from every color. :lol::lol: Yeah.. that will be easy :lol:

This is the kid that will eat peas... only cause he can swallow them whole! :D

Good luck with that. My son will still not eat any food that he ever vomited in his life. Makes cooking an extra challenge. Maybe you can turn it into a game (there's the teacher in me again). Make a chart, give a reward, let him pick a special event to do after a month. I'll keep my fingers crossed for you. BTW, look for an IM.

Hugs,

Loey

elye Community Regular

Well Emmul that bodes well for the new "Shoppe" around the corner in the local quaint lil shopping district. Ye Olde Erotique Fruit Leather in back & Le Brotherie in front. They'll boil aaaaanything in broth. At the Oaxaca coffee place I'd overheard "beefbrothboiled chicken but thought it a culinary joke fragment. What *would* you call it if that carcass ended up used to make stock? And wouldn't it taste differently in the other order? Hoof/beak vs beak/hoof? (Uhhhhhhnappetizing :greenguy: )

I don't think I'm going out on a limb here refuting the commutative principle w/out evidence.

.... Wow... . . . ....Ye Olde Offal Shoppe.... . .. .or Awful..... . ....

I'll keep my fingers crossed for you. BTW, look for an IM.

An IM?. . ... . .:unsure:.. ....did you mean "BM?".....Don't really wanna be lookin' for those..... . . .

Dear, gawd...... .. ..he won't eat anything he's ever VOMITED UP? Hell, I would be so screwed......I have thrown up regularly enough in my life that there probably aren't too many items I HAVEN'T brought forth again.... .. .and this reminds me of a discussion I had on fb some time ago that generated a lot of participation, so I'll throw it out here: Does anyone else around here, when vomiting, do so standing up? Or can anyone even imagine doing so? STANDING in front of the toilet......not crouching, or kneeling... . . ......DH does this. I think it's incredible, and one of the strangest things I've ever heard..... :huh:

VydorScope Proficient

An IM?. . ... . .:unsure:.. ....did you mean "BM?".....Don't really wanna be lookin' for those..... . . .

Kind of hoping she meant... PM ;)

Loey Rising Star

.... Wow... . . . ....Ye Olde Offal Shoppe.... . .. .or Awful..... . ....

An IM?. . ... . .:unsure:.. ....did you mean "BM?".....Don't really wanna be lookin' for those..... . . .

Dear, gawd...... .. ..he won't eat anything he's ever VOMITED UP? Hell, I would be so screwed......I have thrown up regularly enough in my life that there probably aren't too many items I HAVEN'T brought forth again.... .. .and this reminds me of a discussion I had on fb some time ago that generated a lot of participation, so I'll throw it out here: Does anyone else around here, when vomiting, do so standing up? Or can anyone even imagine doing so? STANDING in front of the toilet......not crouching, or kneeling... . . ......DH does this. I think it's incredible, and one of the strangest things I've ever heard..... :huh:

An IM is an instant message and is private between the two members. I sent you one but it looks like you haven't enabled yours. Now I'm trying to find i in cyvberspace. Going to bed now- today was wonderful but wore me out. I see my oncologist tomorrow so hopefully my numbers went down. What will be will be!

Hugs,

Loey

Darn210 Enthusiast

STANDING in front of the toilet......not crouching, or kneeling... . . ......DH does this. I think it's incredible, and one of the strangest things I've ever heard..... :huh:

:blink: . . . and does he clean up the splatter when he's done?

kareng Grand Master

.... Wow... . . . ....Ye Olde Offal Shoppe.... . .. .or Awful..... . ....

An IM?. . ... . .:unsure:.. ....did you mean "BM?".....Don't really wanna be lookin' for those..... . . .

Dear, gawd...... .. ..he won't eat anything he's ever VOMITED UP? Hell, I would be so screwed......I have thrown up regularly enough in my life that there probably aren't too many items I HAVEN'T brought forth again.... .. .and this reminds me of a discussion I had on fb some time ago that generated a lot of participation, so I'll throw it out here: Does anyone else around here, when vomiting, do so standing up? Or can anyone even imagine doing so? STANDING in front of the toilet......not crouching, or kneeling... . . ......DH does this. I think it's incredible, and one of the strangest things I've ever heard..... :huh:

I have known people who vomit in the kitchen sink. I hope they didn't have the washed fruit draining in a colander in the sink. :o

VydorScope Proficient

An IM is an instant message and is private between the two members. I sent you one but it looks like you haven't enabled yours. Now I'm trying to find i in cyvberspace.

You sure? because I have gotten private messages from other people fine. :huh:

Loey Rising Star

You sure? because I have gotten private messages from other people fine. :huh:

I just received a message that I sent it to the wrong person. You should get it now. Phew!!! Thank God it was all flattering.

Hugs,

Loey

Darn210 Enthusiast

I just received a message that I sent it to the wrong person. You should get it now. Phew!!! Thank God it was all flattering.

Yeah . . . those typos will get you . . . you probably sent it to Wyderscope, or Vidorskope . . . or was it the autocorrect? Maybe you sent it to WiperSpoke or ViperCorpse . . . yep, gotta watch those keystrokes.

VydorScope Proficient

Yeah . . . those typos will get you . . . you probably sent it to Wyderscope, or Vidorskope . . . or was it the autocorrect? Maybe you sent it to WiperSpoke or ViperCorpse . . . yep, gotta watch those keystrokes.

I am voting for VydorCorpse.

kareng Grand Master

Yeah . . . those typos will get you . . . you probably sent it to Wyderscope, or Vidorskope . . . or was it the autocorrect? Maybe you sent it to WiperSpoke or ViperCorpse . . . yep, gotta watch those keystrokes.

:lol:

There are so many people registered over the years, Those may be actual members!

Loey Rising Star

Yeah . . . those typos will get you . . . you probably sent it to Wyderscope, or Vidorskope . . . or was it the autocorrect? Maybe you sent it to WiperSpoke or ViperCorpse . . . yep, gotta watch those keystrokes.

I've always sucked at typing. I used to always use spellcheck but the new version Superman upgraded my computer to is taking getting used to.

Loey

elye Community Regular

:blink: . . . and does he clean up the splatter when he's done?

Incredible that one can stand in front of a toilet, simply tilt one's head downward, vomit into the bowl and suffer NO spillage. At least, this is what I assume he is doing, as he tells he will NOT crouch, or kneel anywhere near a toilet bowl......something about his Howard Hughes-like cleanliness issues. Man, when I'm about to barf I couldn't care less about the bacteria on the bowl/floor.....just let me crawl over, stick my head right in there.... . ...

We're quite different, he and I... .. ...

:rolleyes:

Yeah . . . those typos will get you . . . you probably sent it to Wyderscope, or Vidorskope . . . or was it the autocorrect? Maybe you sent it to WiperSpoke or ViperCorpse . . . yep, gotta watch those keystrokes.

:lol:

Gawd, damn good thing you only said nice things, Loweeee.. . ...imagine if I were to send a PM to a wrong person...... :unsure:. . ....mindless chatter regarding anal glands and penis slings.... . . ....yup, I gotta be real careful with my keystrokes....

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