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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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jerseyangel Proficient

In a deep, breathy voice... .. ....."C'mon, baby... . .. ...gluten me!".....

:lol: :lol: :lol: <snort>


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JNBunnie1 Community Regular

You spelled chickens correctly . . . apparently you haven't been drinkin' enough :lol:

You've got a point! :)

Next time I will make sure to try harder.... I just really didn't want a hangover today....

celiac-mommy Collaborator

In a deep, breathy voice... .. ....."C'mon, baby... . .. ...gluten me.. . . ...here, now....don't stop. . ......"

:lol::lol::lol:

Loey Rising Star

Received this from a friend. NFCA (National Foundation for celiac Awareness) approved halloween candy!!! Yay! Love, Loey

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Happy Happy Joy Joy!!!!!!!

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psawyer Proficient

Well today is the big day down the street. The new Whole Foods Market opened this morning about a mile from the house. I don't like crowds, so I'll probably give it a phew days--may go on Monday.

Celiac Mindwarp Community Regular

Sounds phantastic.

Full report Monday then? Though maybe a bit far to come from the UK.

Nice to have something to look forward to...

(Trying to get the hang of it here, apologies my sense of humor fell out a bit in relation to tomato payste)

kareng Grand Master

Sounds phantastic.

Full report Monday then? Though maybe a bit far to come from the UK.

Nice to have something to look forward to...

(Trying to get the hang of it here, apologies my sense of humor fell out a bit in relation to tomato payste)

Ribbit!


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kareng

Do you have a fog in your throat?

mushroom Proficient

kareng

Do you have a fog in your throat?

Hey, no fog migration around here! It's meant to stay in the brain where it belongs.

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Phair point

Jestgar Rising Star

Welp, the pirate got a job, and is looking to get a permanent slip for his boat. Might need a new nickname.

mushroom Proficient

I thought pirating was a job, a BIG job!! Hoisting the Jolly Roger and all, not to mention the sword fighting.... :D

kareng Grand Master

Welp, the pirate got a job, and is looking to get a permanent slip for his boat. Might need a new nickname.

Permanent slip? Does that mean he wants to live with you? B)

Lisa Mentor

Could he be a "Pirate in Residence"?

Permanent boat slip means he may stay around a while. :D Hope that's a good thing. :)

VydorScope Proficient

Welp, the pirate got a job, and is looking to get a permanent slip for his boat. Might need a new nickname.

YAY!!!!! Congrats!

VydorScope Proficient

So I was wandering the internet float some and came across this page that tests whether you are right brain or left brain dominate. It states your never just one or the other, its always a mix. So I took their little test and go:

You responded as a right brained person to 19 questions, and you responded as a left brained person to 0 questions.

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Here is the test, go try it:

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mushroom Proficient

Very interesting.

You responded as a right brained person to 13 questions, and you responded as a left brained person to 6 questions. According to the Hemispheric Dominance test, you use your right brain the most.
elye Community Regular

I'm 10 Left, 9 Right.... . . ...

But the odd question did not have a "neither" option, which could make the whole exercise somewhat inaccurate... . . ... "Which is easier for you to understand -- algebra or geometry?".....

:huh:

:unsure:

Celiac Mindwarp Community Regular

I was right 12 left 7.

But mostly I wanted to answer yes to both answers on most questions.

Well, except algebra or geometry maybe.

I think it told me house and desk are a mess, but I can usually find things...

elye Community Regular

Holy crap.....Vynnseghnt is exceedingly right-brained.....juggling several balls in the air, knowing everyone's faces, hangin' up pictures willy-nilly.. . . ..... .

When you are thinking through a chapter in one of your novels, are you wandering around your house? Do you go and lie in bed? This is a fascinating fact that you should put on the inside phlap of book #4.....

...Well, I would find it fascinating. . . ..

:rolleyes:

mushroom Proficient

Perhaps Vynsent writes in the bathtub? I watched an HGTV show where the guy categorically rejected the house he was being shown because the ledge on the bathtub was too narow and he was aphraid his laptop would fall in because that's where HE does all his writing :blink:

VydorScope Proficient

Holy crap.....Vynnseghnt is exceedingly right-brained.....juggling several balls in the air, knowing everyone's faces, hangin' up pictures willy-nilly.. . . ..... .

When you are thinking through a chapter in one of your novels, are you wandering around your house? Do you go and lie in bed? This is a fascinating fact that you should put on the inside phlap of book #4.....

...Well, I would find it fascinating. . . ..

:rolleyes:

:lol: :lol: :lol:

Answer to that would be.. umm.. well, yes. :unsure:

mushroom Proficient

So you think customs are just looking for drugs? Culled from local newspaper:

" A dozen tiger penises, a monkey's head, two suitcases of live parrots and a taxidermied baby grizzly bear were some of the oddities seized by government officials at New Zealand borders over the past year.

One woman even had live lizards crawling through her handbag." :blink:

Jestgar Rising Star

So you think customs are just looking for drugs? Culled from local newspaper:

" A dozen tiger penises, a monkey's head, two suitcases of live parrots and a taxidermied baby grizzly bear were some of the oddities seized by government officials at New Zealand borders over the past year.

One woman even had live lizards crawling through her handbag." :blink:

:blink:

With a job like that, you wouldn't need drugs :ph34r:

jerseyangel Proficient

Welp, the pirate got a job, and is looking to get a permanent slip for his boat. Might need a new nickname.

We better get crackin' on that. "Permanent slip", is that what they're calling it now? :P

Here is the test, go try it:

I got: right brain--7, left brain--12 :huh:

" A dozen tiger penises, a monkey's head, two suitcases of live parrots and a taxidermied baby grizzly bear were some of the oddities seized by government officials at New Zealand borders over the past year.

Mmmmm....drugs sure, but didja ever see a more perfect headline to post here??? :lol:

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