The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

[nikki-uk]

I hope you are much better. did it ruin Terry's b-day?

Nah!! He still managed to get completely rat-arsed (read- hideously drunk) all by himself!

. Ahem- my left one is a B and my right one is a wannabee :lol

Carla - - oh my gosh, I've been measuring wrong! I'm really a 36 D!! (delusional thinking is really fun, I have decided)

What the heck - I finally pop over here and the topic is BRAS!????

A-HA!!!...and here is Tom from the OMG thread ....with some much needed TESTOSTERONE amongst the no boob club and baggy knickers. ..we are a sexy lot......

[tom]

So, let me get this right, fake ones are good to be looked at, but guys want the real ones to touch?

I was trying to opine that touch trumps sight.

And I thought men were simple.

Hehehehe if I remembered more english class I might know what fancy-shmancy tense to call that - it sure can't be past tense.

(Maybe transitive something?)

[DingoGirl]

I'm watching you, Susie

well SOMEone should be

And how long until the current "safe" procedure/material starts being questioned?

who cares?

So, let me get this right, fake ones are good to be looked at, but guys want the real ones to touch? And I thought men were simple.

Listen here. When I was EMACIATED, and my stomach was concave, the size A boobs were not a problem. Loved 'em! always have. But...well let's just say that I want some big honkers to stick out way way WAY farther than my belly

(kidding)

[DingoGirl]

tring a new multiple quotes paste-y thing - - [it did not work ] someone tell me the easiest way to do MULTIPLE quotes? as in....break up adn respond to more than one thing from the same poster?

Nah!! He still managed to get completely rat-arsed (read- hideously drunk) all by himself!

*snigger* I'll bet he did! (she said rat-arsed )

A-HA!!!...and here is Tom from the OMG thread ....with some much needed TESTOSTERONE amongst the no boob club and baggy knickers. ..we are a sexy lot......

Indeed.....SUCH a sexy lot......BTW my knickers are not really baggy......does Tom know what knickers are?

I was trying to opine that touch trumps sight.

he said opine

[CarlaB]

Hehehehe if I remembered more english class I might know what fancy-shmancy tense to call that - it sure can't be past tense.

(Maybe transitive something?)

Subjunctive?

[DingoGirl]

....and OMG, I am now supposed to flirt with Saxy Spice on not one but TWO threads???? Need more hours in the day.... can only say, it is a good thing I type nearly 80 WPM

[tom]

......does Tom know what knickers are?

Yeah . . . . . I use 'opine' but never heard of 'knickers'.

Who ARE u and what have u done w/ our Susie????

[DingoGirl]

Yeah . . . . . I use 'opine' but never heard of 'knickers'.

Who ARE u and what have u done w/ our Susie????

TOU-CHEEEE !!!!!

You're the funniest one here since Richard, BTW. Where is our Richard? Starts a home for us, and then just abandons us......left to our own devices (Lord of the Flies, as mentioned before, but for Tom's edification adn full knowledge of the goings-on here)

OMG - - oh my G - - - Tom - - are you really ACTUALLY Richard in disguise??? come to torture us in another incarnation???

I cannot keep up. Just posted on OMG, now back here....whiplash again from running so fast between threads.

[Mtndog]

TOU-CHEEEE !!!!!

You're the funniest one here since Richard, BTW. Where is our Richard? Starts a home for us, and then just abandons us......left to our own devices (Lord of the Flies, as mentioned before, but for Tom's edification adn full knowledge of the goings-on here)

OMG - - oh my G - - - Tom - - are you really ACTUALLY Richard in disguise??? come to torture us in another incarnation???

I cannot keep up. Just posted on OMG, now back here....whiplash again from running so fast between threads.

OK enough is enough. Get thee on a plane and go meet this guy. he's a flippin riot!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Wish we could video conference but then he'd be able to see the small boob club and the fact that I look like a wretched hag right now.

[DingoGirl]

OK enough is enough. Get thee on a plane and go meet this guy. he's a flippin riot!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol:

Wish we could video conference but then he'd be able to see the small boob club and the fact that I look like a wretched hag right now.

best not to video tape, would require proper makeup and better pj's than I normally wear, oh, and knickers to boot

Bev - a wretched hag - - 'tis not you, and it will pass. you are neither wretched nor a hag! (but don't all women know the feeling of looking like one, or just FEELING like one!)

the girls send dingo kisses and oh, Stinker wants to give you a rear-end biff against your leg - it's the canine equivalent of a hug, or a high-five maybe? not sure

and, um, hi, Bev? I just met Tom like, yesterday? can't get on the plane just yet. Plus, he's in PHOENIX for crying out loud, it's hotter than Fresno right now.

[AndreaB]

tring a new multiple quotes paste-y thing - - [it did not work ] someone tell me the easiest way to do MULTIPLE quotes? as in....break up adn respond to more than one thing from the same poster?

Hilite the top line that says the quote name etc. Copy and paste it making sure to add the backslash quote.

....and OMG, I am now supposed to flirt with Saxy Spice on not one but TWO threads???? Need more hours in the day.... can only say, it is a good thing I type nearly 80 WPM

Who ARE u and what have u done w/ our Susie????

I cannot keep up. Just posted on OMG, now back here....whiplash again from running so fast between threads.

and, um, hi, Bev? I just met Tom like, yesterday? can't get on the plane just yet. Plus, he's in PHOENIX for crying out loud, it's hotter than Fresno right now.

If you can't fly out to Pheonix because of the heat.....he can fly to California to see you.

[DingoGirl]

If you can't fly out to Pheonix because of the heat.....he can fly to California to see you.

well, except for the fact that I think he is spinached to his chair right now.

eh, Tom?

[nikki-uk]

best not to video tape, would require proper makeup and better pj's than I normally wear, oh, and knickers to boot

OMG YES!!!...the state of the pj's!!!.....HA!!!.....MUST wear knicks

Bev - a wretched hag - - 'tis not you, and it will pass. you are neither wretched nor a hag! (but don't all women know the feeling of looking like one, or just FEELING like one!)

Well said Susan!!!...(we all know the feeling Bev,..and IT WILL pass, you'll be back to your sassy, sexy, hey even spunky self in no time! )

and, um, hi, Bev? I just met Tom like, yesterday? can't get on the plane just yet. Plus, he's in PHOENIX for crying out loud, it's hotter than Fresno right now.

....and THIS matters HOW?????

Surely TOM has excellent A/C facilities???

[DingoGirl]

....and THIS matters HOW?????

Surely TOM has excellent A/C facilities???

why you saucy minx, you!!!!

oh my gaaaaaaaaawd - - I am going to have to take a BREAK from this wicked computer.....all the mayhem...throw a blanket over it, as Cecile used to say........

Nikki, lerve your new pic! Is that you holding drunken hubby up on birthday?

[DingoGirl]

leaving now......toodles, all...... The dingos are goign to see their boyfriends, whilst mommy uses best friend's printer as mommy's is.....I dunno what.

must......achieve.......actual....level of......productivity today.

harrumph.

[Mtndog]

leaving now......toodles, all...... The dingos are goign to see their boyfriends, whilst mommy uses best friend's printer as mommy's is.....I dunno what.

must......achieve.......actual....level of......productivity today.

harrumph.

maybe you could use tom's printer (and AC) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[AndreaB]

maybe you could use tom's printer (and AC) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

[jerseyangel]

maybe you could use tom's printer (and AC) :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Tee Hee

[tom]

OMG - - oh my G - - - Tom - - are you really ACTUALLY Richard in disguise???

Hey now Richard is one of 2 I remember from '04.

lovegrov, right?

He and tarnalberry had a lot of answers for me back then. (But I wasn't any fun then so there'd be no reason for them to remember lil ole me)

[CarlaB]

Quit encouraging them to MEET! They need to keep the flirting here for our entertainment.

[tom]

If you can't fly out to Pheonix because of the heat.....he can fly to California to see you.

Oh my God all u recreational matchmakers!!

We met . . . . ..like .....what . . 45 minutes ago?

Can we backburner this topic for a little while?

[AndreaB]

Hey now Richard is one of 2 I remember from '04.

lovegrov, right?

He and tarnalberry had a lot of answers for me back then. (But I wasn't any fun then so there'd be no reason for them to remember lil ole me)

The Richard that is being talked about is one who started this thread Triticus Toxicum. He's a hoot. Where did he get to anyway girls? Did you scare him away.

[AndreaB]

Can we backburner this topic for a little while?

I'll try to behave myself.

[Mtndog]

Hey now Richard is one of 2 I remember from '04.

lovegrov, right?

He and tarnalberry had a lot of answers for me back then. (But I wasn't any fun then so there'd be no reason for them to remember lil ole me)

No no no...lovegrov is the brain of this board. we are referring to Tricticus Toxicum (the founder of this thread) who ALSo has a brain but happens to be incredibly funny....you two are a lot alike!

[tom]

Ohhhhhhhh ok a diff Richard.

Seen the name mentioned but haven't seen him on.