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ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (Ptaum, I heard your summons!) Well........lots and lots of bra/boob talk..............here's what *I* have done: walked into a posh bra store, looked at the saleswomen and announced: "I DEFY you to find me a bra that fits, that does NOT have an underwire." ( <---- their faces) saleswoman... -
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uh-oh........what in hell happened there? what heinosity will befall you? oh POOPY COW indeed! No, you do not. Ptaum - is the air totally smoky where you are? We have quite the haze goign on here today.....hot, hazy, yucky, big warnings against outdoor activities. but - at least we're not 110........ excellent - and... -
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ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
"everything comes down to poo........!!! " :lol: extreeeeeeeeeeemely excellent phecal humoUR -
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TELL ME ABOUT IT!!!!!!!! Alas, the good news, only 101 today (downright CHILLY - am pulling out my woolens ) but - a more civilized 93 degrees later this week. Tolerable. Supposed to go to Carmel w/ Gail........many of you may recall my wretched fourth of July last year.....my back was severely thrown out (and you should SEE my garden now ... -
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oh ma gahhhh, y'all are killing me today.......if I were in a better mood, I'd a been HOWLING..... oh I WISH I were this gorgeous Aussie blonde! But......who IS it???? is it our LL? so confuzzled... oh fer sure Nik as that wasn't phunny a'tall, yer little concatenation of events here :lol: ( I think I did use... -
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DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Patti, I don't get it either......short exam on a stick? something-cicle? what? does it have to do with pizzles? gawd I stared at this "DD" for a full 10 seconds before I figured out it meant Designated Driver......I really thought, when I first looked at it and was not computing, that Miss Laura was bragging about her.......cup size... -
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DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
:lol: OMG - she'll be thrilled to hear that 'tis an unfailing comfort........JOO-LEE!!!!!!!!!!! You MUST get another......even when you are sick, they are right there, requiring little. OMG - right now, Weezee is crouched at the front door in her sphinx position (cutest thing EVER), waiting for Daddy....... (who is out on his... -
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DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
not really sucking phace......David likes to "pose us" and then hold the camera out........note that his gnose is quite smashed. speaking of avs - Em - yer dad, quite often, looks GREEN in photos. :lol: Nutty! Will read your "common sense" post later.......no time at present.......but excited about your prospective summer employee... -
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HARRUMPHHHFFFFF. Wishing that all the psillies were sitting in me living room now, cackling wif me. Poor Kissey, he had planned on spending a night at his storage house tonight, but I am making him come over here after karate instead. <and on that note, I am convinced, the secret to a lasting, successphul, and happy relationship... -
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Storms, humidity, and no electricity equals - - COMPLETELY HEINOUS. Em, you would NOT have wanted to be there.................mygawd........ This just in - - OMG - squirrels are quite talented - note the rocket squirrel and the vending machine skill: (Weezee loves herself that poor, lone squirrel in the orchard) -
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Oh shoot. I kinda thought it was you, but 'twas more phun knowing it was Oprah herself. -
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DingoGirl replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
oh.........ma..........gah............ :lol: don't taunt me............ *snigger* hey, where in hell IS Llama Lady, and why does she only come out in the wee hours? is she REALLY in the Arctic Circle? -
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OMG there's an anonymous user, and I think we all know, it's Oprah. :lol: just wait until she does her show on us........ "ALL NEW!" "they're living in a wackl subculture all their own, and they're the self-proclaimed phunniest humans alive, with insider knowledge of the stealthiest and most prevalent autoimmune disorder around... -
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that is so phunny, if you knew what complete GOOPHBALLS we are, you would take that back..... :lol: He makes me laugh SO HARD that I nearly wet myself last night. It was when he was imitating me and my purposeful, busy, very fast walk 'round the house, transporting things to and fro............ -
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OMG, you and me both. Um, is this new avatar too pornographic? :lol: <------------------------ -
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Plus, we'd have to be seen in a bathing suit, for gawd's sake :lol: -
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I, living in a desert, am in TOTAL agreement with Ptaum. I totally don't understnad why people go to Palm Springs, Phoenix, any desert region in the freakin' summer, of all things. I HATE THE HEAT HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT HATE IT GAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH rant over. Just a couple of days ago I read AAA's "Via" magazine, there was some fab hotel... -
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umm..........Em.........."just peanuts" makes me - um- gag a little. Whenever I buy just plain ol' peanuts w/ nuttin' else - can't take it. All that oil on the top - - dry and pasty at the bottom. Nope, give me some additives, any day. Well, that's not entirely true. Here's what's on my Skippy Naturals Super Chunk label: roasted peanuts, sugar... -
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Yup.........the pfUn starts here! Okay.......about this UK peanut butter issue.......I think when the weather cools I'm goign to have to send Nik a jar of Skippy Naturals pb (is that illegal? )..........'tis heaven in a jar......and THEN she can see what it's truly like, maybe she can become a wealthy peanut butter magnate (or typhoon/taifun?, as... -
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SARAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! Really great news! What a relief. And no, I don't think any of us are offended by yer sarcoidosis cake. In fact, maybe you could decorate it with frosting images of the offending cells? :lol: you know, flesh-coloUred blotches all over it...... House of Sand and Fog goes down as the most depressing and non... -
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:lol: I know.......I think these are the very same little people that Knikkeigh has under her stairs...... do you suppose they held back her hair while she vomited, and cleaned up the mess? Kissey.......still not here.......... My pants got slightly sweaty and loose as I watered the yard just now, I had to throw them in the dryer and shrink... -
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'tis so phunny Kissey is late............ he phell asleep But he DID have an exhausting few days - he is now a second-degree black belt <and the CUTEST one ever, BTW > OMG Oprah's book list...........mostly SO obscure. I, too, have read several that I can't even remember.... OMG!!! I'm not sure we should be saying... -
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oh ma gahhhhhh :lol: :lol: :lol: wackl, BUT CLEARLY TRUE!!!!!!!!!!!! Heading out fo' the evenin', pholks. Carry on. -
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Remember House of Sand and Fog? I threw it in the trash.......have never hated a book more... (I trade many books at used book store) Am going to attempt Pillars of the Earth - looks long but quite good. True that. Alas, I think her audience is a demographic that is largely readers, anyway......but who knows. If only we could...