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DingoGirl Enthusiast
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Ah, ok. I use Firefox. Spellcheck generally gets on my nerves. Here's a perfect example- it accepts "specialer," but not "spellcheck."

OMG I use firefox also....it is annoying. underlines in red things that are wrong or suspect......such as CELIAC............... :lol:

oh my gaaaaaaaaawd! sillies I have found a new man for our parade. (where IS our parade?)

So........the news is on......and there's a man that just moved here.......and here's what happened - his skin is BLUE. Actually, seriously, blue-tinged. :blink: So......he was living in Bend, Oregon, but apparently people were too freaked out by his blue skin.....so he's moved (oh, this should go over really well in Madera - ha ha ha ha). He did say that some women like it. So.....the reason his skin is blue is because of this SILVER "tincture" antibiotic concoction he drinks every day. WTH? So......his hair and beard are silver.......but right around his mouth, the hair of the mustache/beard is rather distinctly ORANGE-tinged - sort of gumball orange. And.........his TEETH are also exactly the same coloUr - this gumball orange. Well, blue and orange are complimentary coloUrs.........

the result, my friends, is MOST disquieting. I have got to find and recruit this man. :wacko:

Right after that, I have GOT to get a life.

:lol: :lol:

OMG my pastor friend says he will come over tonight and photograph the dogs and me for a Christmas photo. am pondering this offer. my gawd, maybe they'll be New Year's cards instead............

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nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Pooping in to say hello- I have been lost in a vortex of Christmas shopping and naps! BORING!!!!!!!!!

Naps are never boring silly!! :D (xmas shopping IS)

urine-soaked uncle.......... bah ha ha ha ha!!!!!!!!!! :lol: I would love an occasional urine-soaked tree or relative.....so freaking BORING and tame in my family......

:lol: Dear gawd ...the wee smells.......Terry's family :blink: ....trade you?? :unsure:

OMG - you're right - no red underline under SPECIALER!!!!!! WTH - it's not a word......

YOU'VE GOT IT TOO!!!!....... :angry: ...stamps foot!....SO UNFAIR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

OMG - men have it SO easy, don't they? There would be 35 more incidents of panic in the female version............

Complete meltdown would occur when travelling from a temperate clime to a cold one .....dear god....so many scenarios to consider......would I be too hot in this???......too cold in that????....... :o ............definitely need one of Susie's muscle relaxants for that journey ;)

New avatar

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Bev looks beautiful :D

Oh no....no REAL world for me! It's just that between eating, sleeping, shopping, I have no time! Let's see

Cooking and then eating= 4 hours (cuz it takes me forever to do ANYTHING!)

Sleep= 10 hours

Shopping= 4 hours because I can't find anything!

Wait- 6 hours are lost! OMG- where are they!!!!!!!!!!! :rolleyes::P

Damn time vortex's are all around us - let's be careful folks !! - so very hard to get out of - I myself got sucked into a particulary nasty napping vortex earlier -_-

elye Community Regular
elye
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AAARRRRGGGHHHH!

Just lost ANOTHER witty post, catching up, telling you all where I've been....

Hafta summarize later. Bev, beautiful pic!!

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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:lol: Dear gawd ...the wee smells.......Terry's family :blink: ....trade you?? :unsure:

yes....I will trade........wee smells......urine-soaked trees and gifts........MY FAMILY? heinously quiet and boring.............. *yawn* and very little communication.........give me urine-soaked drama any day........ :lol:

OMG - the red spellcheck underline-thingy is so egregiously wrong - - it indicates that HEINOUSLY is an acceptable word

:lol:

Complete meltdown would occur when travelling from a temperate clime to a cold one .....dear god....so many scenarios to consider......would I be too hot in this???......too cold in that????....... :o ............definitely need one of Susie's muscle relaxants for that journey ;)

COMPLETE MELTDOWN is right. I can't even do it.......muskel relaxants or no - this scenario is just ENTIRELY too stressful and never ONCE in my life have I successfully packed for ANY venture. Then, on each trip, I spend half my time shopping for the right articles of clothing.

BUGGER!!!!!!!! So now, I just never go anywhere. :blink:

AAARRRRGGGHHHH!

Just lost ANOTHER witty post, catching up, telling you all where I've been....

Hafta summarize later. Bev, beautiful pic!!

EMILY!!!!!!!!!!!! use your head girl!!!!!!! Invoke the power of the magic triangle!!!!!!!!!!! ;)

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Here is a funny for you guys. My office mates and I went out for lunch to celebrate one of coworkers birthdays. I drove and I had 3 other coworkers plus my boss in the car....my boss had me stop at the liquor store so she could go in and buy a few things :)

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
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OMG - the red spellcheck underline-thingy is so egregiously wrong - - it indicates that HEINOUSLY is an acceptable word

:blink: I've always thought "heinously" was a real word! "Heinosity" might be a bit of a stretch... but it reads well!!! :lol:

I read once, that when packing for a trip--- Pack what you think you'll need. Then remove half of it and take twice as much money!

BTW..... in case anyone is interested in a TMI update-- My gluten retribution has now entered a new phase: explosive, completely liquid, acid-poops. The fun never ends around here!

And I am uber-irritated with my best friend. We have been best friends since we were 12 years old, and the girl thinks "this gluten thing" is all in my head. WTH! For the past several years, she's been saying, "You and the kids are sick a lot, you need to figure out what's up." Well I did, and now I'm jumping on "the anti-gluten bandwagon."

How come I never heard of this wild trend until I discovered what was making us sick? Now I hear it everywhere- on here, from friends, in articles.

Did you guys know we're all very HIP and TRENDY!? That's right, diarrhea and uncontrollable farting is the epitome of cool. B)

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Mtndog
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Did you guys know we're all very HIP and TRENDY!? That's right, diarrhea and uncontrollable farting is the epitome of cool. B)

Of course we are hip and cool- it's hip to be gaseous!!!!!!!!!!!! :ph34r: And dagnabbit- we all know that the farts of a celiac smell like perfume.

OMG- and YES........naps are BORING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! After you nap every freaking day.

New avatar is my piki-pimped Angelina Jolie imitation at my 40th birthday pah-tay! Pretty? Pretty silly is more like it!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

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Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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And now I have a special treat for you all:

Open Original Shared Link

And Susie, looks like Sarah has a crick in her neck. Can she borrow some muskel relax-her?

Bev, I think you should see this since . . .well, you're in it!!

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
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Of course we are hip and cool- it's hip to be gaseous!!!!!!!!!!!! :ph34r: And dagnabbit- we all know that the farts of a celiac smell like perfume.

:lol: That's right! Let's see what other benefits are there to Celiac?

- Ready-made excuse for why you're not eating that fruitcake.

.......

............I can't think of any more. :ph34r:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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"Dear Santa, Please send me a baby brother."

Santa wrote back, "Send me your mother!"

Hee Hee! Missed you too, Bev :D

:lol: Dear gawd ...the wee smells.......Terry's family :blink:

:lol: "wee smells" :lol:

AAARRRRGGGHHHH!

Just lost ANOTHER witty post, catching up, telling you all where I've been....

Hafta summarize later. Bev, beautiful pic!!

Poor Emily--that's happening to you a lot lately :angry:

And I am uber-irritated with my best friend. We have been best friends since we were 12 years old, and the girl thinks "this gluten thing" is all in my head.

Them there is fightin' words! Nothing gets my dander up more than the "all in your head" comment :angry:

Mtndog Collaborator
Mtndog
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Bev, I think you should see this since . . .well, you're in it!!

OMG- I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Had NO idea we were all such fab dancers!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Just lost ANOTHER witty post, catching up, telling you all where I've been....

Hafta summarize later. Bev, beautiful pic!!

What fabulous place has Emily been ???

Better than chamagne swilling jacuzzi antics???

..and will she even remember??? (as she denies all knowledge of Englands beautiful county of Kent :lol: )

BTW..... in case anyone is interested in a TMI update-- My gluten retribution has now entered a new phase: explosive, completely liquid, acid-poops. The fun never ends around here!

Ouch at other end then? :(

And dagnabbit- we all know that the farts of a celiac smell like perfume.

Oh yes, - like a decomposing bowel!!

New avatar is my piki-pimped Angelina Jolie imitation at my 40th birthday pah-tay! Pretty? Pretty silly is more like it!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

Pretty AND silly - silly!!!!!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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Open Original Shared Link

Tis but a blank page ....WHYYYYYYYYYY????????

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Oh yes, - like a decomposing bowel!!

Oh Gawd......but, yeah <_<

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
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Them there is fightin' words! Nothing gets my dander up more than the "all in your head" comment :angry:

I agree! :angry: Then she said that this most recent, most heinous reaction is just because I haven't had gluten in awhile. If I start eating it a lot again, it won't make me puke anymore. :blink: And this is an intelligent, generally caring person, who I basically grew up with. It's appalling!

OMG- I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Had NO idea we were all such fab dancers!

It's the Celiac!!!!!! :lol: All Celiacs are fab dancers!!!

Ouch at other end then? :(

Yup, sigh. Well it got me to swear off of Poking the Owie forever, so I suppose it's all right in the end.

Oh yes, - like a decomposing bowel!!

OH my gawd, that was gloriously descriptive!!! I love it! :lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Tis but a blank page ....WHYYYYYYYYYY????????

Don't know . . . it takes awhile to load though . . . and I was just there and my first attempt said it couldn't load. Tried again immediately and it worked.

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
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Tis but a blank page ....WHYYYYYYYYYY????????

Try clicking the Reload button. It takes a while to load.

I just went and played it again, and noticed that I'm the elf that is consistently running BEHIND everyone else! :lol:The kids just made me play it five times in a row.

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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I am sitting here thinking of braving the crowd at Tarjey tonight to get a picture frame. Can I interest anyone in the trip?

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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I agree! :angry: Then she said that this most recent, most heinous reaction is just because I haven't had gluten in awhile. If I start eating it a lot again, it won't make me puke anymore. :blink: And this is an intelligent, generally caring person, who I basically grew up with. It's appalling!

So Sorry to hear this Sarah!! So far, I haven't been hit with the "taking it to far" or "all in your head", at least not to my face. They may be saying it behind my back <_<

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Try clicking the Reload button. It takes a while to load.

I just went and played it again, and noticed that I'm the elf that is consistently running BEHIND everyone else! :lol:The kids just made me play it five times in a row.

In my own defense, I didn't know whose head was going where. And so that the rest of you don't get jealous because you didn't get picked to dance, I had to pick the people who have the biggest heads (in their pics so that it wouldn't get all fuzzy when I scaled it).

I am sitting here thinking of braving the crowd at Tarjey tonight to get a picture frame. Can I interest anyone in the trip?

I was thinkin' about headin' that way myself. What time do you want to meet?

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Well I am out of here in 15 minutes. What time works for you :)

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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I am sitting here thinking of braving the crowd at Tarjey tonight to get a picture frame. Can I interest anyone in the trip?

:D ...ummm...no

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
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So Sorry to hear this Sarah!! So far, I haven't been hit with the "taking it to far" or "all in your head", at least not to my face. They may be saying it behind my back <_<

You've been lucky so far! My friends and family are the type that picks and teases constantly, and that's ok. But I know her husband mocks my "gluten-free endeavors" ceaselessly, and I think it's sunk into her subconscious. Or maybe not, maybe it's all her. In any case, I think it's an EGREGIOUS breach of best friend behavior guidelines! :angry:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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You've been lucky so far! My friends and family are the type that picks and teases constantly, and that's ok. But I know her husband mocks my "gluten-free endeavors" ceaselessly, and I think it's sunk into her subconscious. Or maybe not, maybe it's all her. In any case, I think it's an EGREGIOUS breach of best friend behavior guidelines! :angry:

Go ahead . . . you can say it . . . it'll make you feel better

:angry:PoopyCow!!!! :angry:

Better?

OK, so now I have to ask . . . EGREGIOUS? :o:lol: why that's a Susie word!!! She's rubbing off on you!! . . . Not sure if that's good or bad :unsure:

Ridgewalker Contributor
Ridgewalker
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Go ahead . . . you can say it . . . it'll make you feel better

:angry:PoopyCow!!!! :angry:

OMG!!! I was just out in the kitchen making dinner (sort of) and stewing over the situation, and I was thinking over and over in my head... Poopy Cow.... Poopy Cow! .... POOPY COW!

OK, so now I have to ask . . . EGREGIOUS? :o:lol: why that's a Susie word!!! She's rubbing off on you!! . . . Not sure if that's good or bad :unsure:

:lol: I love that word, and have just been WAITING for an excuse to use it!!! I think this fits the bill. B)

Actually....... The mental chant was more like- Poopy cow... poopy cow.... egregious breach... poopy cow.... utterly egregious... Etc. And my face probably looked a lot like this--- > <_<

:rolleyes:

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