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elye Community Regular
elye
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I keep forgetting to tell you guys, ya know my nekkid cat? Well, when they shaved him, for no reason that I understand, they left, uh, adornments on his, uh, backside. :blink: As if, for the next few months, he can strut around pretending he never had THAT surgery. :huh::lol:

Lefty's got phake balls??

I suppose no one's balls will ever hold a candle to PeOter's, as we've all now seen them...... :lol:

What?...overworked, underpaid,stress, stress, stress???? Nikki needs rescuing!!! Do you happen to have any Calgon there?!?!?

It's something you bathe in and it's supposed to take all that away :lol:

...... . .. . I believe scotch is better fer this.. . . . . ... :lol:

Will someone explain the ballcock to me, I was absent from class that day

Julie! Well.. . . . . .. .I think that if you have to ask, you'll never know. :huh::lol:

It's not so much a thing as a ... . . . ..state of mind.... .. an experience.

:lol:

Since he has been shorn, I plugged in the heated cat bed for him. Wee beastie never leaves it except to ask for snacks.

What a gig this guy's got going! :rolleyes::D

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Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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THIS SITE BETTER ACCEPT THIS DIAGRAM............... :ph34r:

OK OK ....................................I have the picture of a ballcock

now we have the answer..........................It's also known as #2 on the list below........whew.........DONE

Open Original Shared LinkA traditional gravity toilet tank. 1. float, 2. fill valve, 3. lift arm, 4. tank fill tube, 5. bowl fill tube, 6. flush valve flapper, 7. overflow tube, 8. flush handle, 9. chain, 10. fill line, 11. fill valve shaft, 12. flush tube

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Judith--our ballcock oracle!! :lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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Julie! Well.. . . . . .. .I think that if you have to ask, you'll never know. :huh::lol:

It's not so much a thing as a ... . . . ..state of mind.... .. an experience.

EM ..............ah,,,,,,,,,,,,,,look tt this thing. Me wonders what other uses you can find for this :lol:

' a state of mind' (she giggles behind her computer) a experience.

i will leave this post to the minds greater than mine.

:ph34r: catch you later .................have fun with this.

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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B) Ok....here I sit with ten minutes to spare, so I decide to check in on my old friends here....o.m.g. this thread....Frenchmen's balls...Pleeting windows of opportunity...Dingo ...Mtndoggie...Patti...and even Judy..I am pshocked, yes pshocked and full of apallousness at the way you all have become so ....so......sigh...words fail me.

Dingo--your behavior reminds me of something...words to a song...I think by Johnny Rivers.....

Patti--flying by the seat of your pants, girlfriend...

Mtndoggie..omg...you Helles Belle wild thang...

and most of all ...Judy..omg...... and I thought you were an angel...Unbend that halo girlfriend!!!! :)

LOL LOL LOL

Just a drive by .... LOVE YOUSE GUYS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

OMG - OMG - OMG

quite possibly the phunniest post of the WHOLE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROBBIN - come back to us! You belong here! YER ONE OF US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

Gluless!!!!! WELCOME!!! Welcome.....back?? You were.. . . .. Robbin before?. . . . Have you officially been a Psilly? Perhaps before I came aboard? Regardless..... . . . . . . . now that you're here, stay and revel in the madness!! :):)

Just check the first, um, 1000 pages of the OMG thread, that's all ;)

must get my 'warrior' armor on you all ;) and maybe me diapers :o Hell watch this show up on a google search.

God spare me.............

hugs to me buddies.

STAY ALIVE!!!!!!!! no matter what happens, WE WILL FIND YOU!!!!! JUST STAY ALIVE!!!!!!!!!! :lol:

Judy - seriously - so sorry you're not feeling well. :(

thanks Jess, Em and Patricia...........me makes Mt St Helen's eruptions like a whisper in the woods.......

:lol: OMG - so sorry but that IS PHUNNY (Judy's still got her phunny w/ Mt. St. Helen's explosives)

Sounds yummy what you did with your balls!!

A hunk of meat can be quite tasty as well!

:lol: :lol: *snoooooooort*

And of course in true Sillyville phashion, it's phunnier the more the word gets worked into conversation :lol:

yup, true dat!

Judith--our ballcock oracle!!

OMG :lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
Judyin Philly
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:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

:lol:

OMG - OMG - OMG

quite possibly the phunniest post of the WHOLE YEAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

ROBBIN - come back to us! You belong here! YER ONE OF US!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :P

Just check the first, um, 1000 pages of the OMG thread, that's all ;)

Thanks Susie........I'm getting off now as the 'woods are whispering'

i went back to try to find some of Robbins funny posts and i think that when she was deleted in the 'big sweep clean' event of months past.............Robbin had to start new thus the low # of posts.

Celia's are gone too.

sad as it was some really good 'silliness' from those 2.

thanks for the well wishes

how are you doing from you bean oatmeal debacal.? :blink:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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Lefty's got phake balls??

Mad Man Max has the pseudocals...

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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
Posted

Morning Everyone

It sure is getting cold out in the mornings now. I think this weekend I will head to Sal's and start my winter wardrobe. Friday is payday. Yeah!

Tomorrow is the big house visit evening. We have 3 on our plate that we are looking at.

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted
......... makes Mt St Helen's eruptions like a whisper in the woods.......

Oh poor Joodles :(

..mount Vesuvius even :o

He has thick curly hair and refused to be combed. Poor boy was so matted he nipped when his sides were touched.

Since he has been shorn, I plugged in the heated cat bed for him. Wee beastie never leaves it except to ask for snacks.

So, he's not spoilt or anything then ;)

Got nothing...am cold....damn!..put the heating on <_< (cha-CHING!!)

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Good morning, All!

Late start fer me on here. . . . . . . Had to take The Ripper to an ear, nose and throat specialist this morning. We've been seeing doc after doc, getting test after test, being prescribed steroid after antihistamine after drug :angry: , to try to get to the bottomm of his chronic rhinositus and post-nasal drip. This guy, at last, was more pro-active. . . . . . ..Jack's going' for a CAT scan of his head/sinus area. FINALLY.

Jack's latest medical trivia piece for us all (phunnier if you remember that it is JACK choosing these): :o

The average man's thumb is a third the length of his penis.

Uh huh.

:lol::lol:

Must look at DH's hands this evening.

OOOH!! I've got five workmen coming over this aft!! Dunno if they'll all have work gloves on the entire time... . . . . .must think of a clever reason to get them to take them off briefly . .. . ..... <_<:lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Jestgar
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OOOH!! I've got five workmen coming over this aft!! Dunno if they'll all have work gloves on the entire time... . . . . .must think of a clever reason to get them to take them off briefly . .. . ..... <_<:lol:

I would throw that factoid out casually ("you wouldn't believe what my son told me..."), then go inside and watch surreptitiously through the window to see if they all compare thumbs :P

elye Community Regular
elye
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I would throw that factoid out casually ("you wouldn't believe what my son told me..."), then go inside and watch surreptitiously through the window to see if they all compare thumbs :P

:lol:

You know what would probably happen: I'd throw out the factoid, and there would suddenly be all KINDS of reasons why the gloves must stay on....."I've got one helluva rash on my hands..... .. sawdust really seems to aggravate it, so the gloves must stay on". . .. . .."jeez.....my hands are really cold. Gonna be keepin' these on all afternoon".....

Then there would certainly be the guy who immediately runs behind the garage, brings his hammer down hard on his thumb, waits for the swelling to come up, then saunters back to the group...."what was that about thumb size?"

Yeah....there's one in every crowd....... :lol:

JNBunnie1 Community Regular
JNBunnie1
Posted
I would throw that factoid out casually ("you wouldn't believe what my son told me..."), then go inside and watch surreptitiously through the window to see if they all compare thumbs :P

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

Oh, gawd, I wish I'd never started this..... . ......now I'm obsessively looking outside, checking to see if I can spot any exposed thumbs. There are five guys currently here.. ...

Okay, how can I do this clandestinely? Without appearing as though I'm after information? How does this sound:

Walk outside with an unopened jam jar (do I have one??....must check).... "Hey, guys. . . . can't get this lid to budge. Someone wanna give it a try?"

Walk outside, looking at the work being done... . . stop and stare for a moment at them. "Isn't that funny! You guys ALL have some bits of....food or something...... . .. .on your faces. Little bits of stuff.. . ...you'll have to pick it off carefully with your bare fingers, I should think".....

What else does one need their unencumbered fingers and thumb to do?

Buttons and zippers..... ..

"Hey! You're flying low!"

"Listen.. . .. . I cannot for the life of me seem to get this bra clasped properly. . . would you just mind hooking it correctly - - see, it's all bunching"......... .. :lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted

Em!!!!

You're makin' this harder than it needs to be...uh...more difficult--yes, that's it......

Anyhoo, I'm sure they've worked up quite a schwet by now, so hand each of them a can of soda er sumphin and watch carephully as they pop the top. :D

Simple, yet effective ;)

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

I've tried that...... . .. we don't have any pop, so I took out a big jug of iced water with glasses. They poured and drank with gloves on. Incredible.

....Could take them out some cookies . . ..... although all I have are the expensive gluten-free ones, and I ain't givin' those away simply to quell my salacious curiosity.. . . . ...

I need to have them unbuckle, or unzip, or undo something. . . . ... .. ..those things, I am certain, CANNOT be done with gloved hands.... . .. . . ..

Maybe one of them will be coming in to use the bathroom soon. . . . .

Stay tuned.. . . . . . .. ...

:lol::lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
Posted
Stay tuned.. . . . . . .. ...

:lol::lol:

If anyone can make this happen, it's you! :lol:

I'm on the edge of me seat!

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
Posted
my salacious curiosity.. . . . ...

I need to have them unbuckle, or unzip, or undo something. . . .

:lol::lol::lol:

Salacious?????...you EM???????

elye Community Regular
elye
Posted

I see you, PeOter!!

I guess you don't wanna pic up an av pic of yer thumbs...... . . .

:lol::lol:

psawyer Proficient
psawyer
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I see you, PeOter!!

I guess you don't wanna pic up an av pic of yer thumbs...... . . .

:lol::lol:

Geeze, Louise, wasn't it enough that everybody saw my balls?

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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Geeze, Louise, wasn't it enough that everybody saw my balls?

Gawd! :lol::lol::lol:

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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Geeze, Louise, wasn't it enough that everybody saw my balls?

Peter!!!! You are killing me!!!! :lol::lol:

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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:lol:

:lol:

jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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:lol:

:lol:

Julie is tickled :lol::D

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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OK all this silly wants to do is go home and lay in bed....I am worn out. Sadly my cough is coming back too.....Please Please not another round of bronchinitis Pneumonia.....I'm too busy right now :(

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