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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original


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elye Community Regular
AaaaHAAAA!!!! and I believe that Julie was the first to guess DENTURES!!!!!

Omygosh, 'tis true. . . . ...Joooolie gets a gold star. . ...... :lol:

Man, that hole in his face didn't look that big... .. . .remember, I did say LARGE crutch tip.. . . .but it is a theory that really works, I must say. . . ....<stroking chin thoughtfully> ..... .

:lol::lol:

......Meanwhile Mr Chow sings this: Open Original Shared Link

Methinks he'd be sounding more like the classic original. . .. ...

Open Original Shared Link


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flourgirl Apprentice

Hello everybody! You've probably sensed me lurking around in the background. It wasn't INTENTIONAL Lurking! Honest! I didn't mean to lurk! Started out trying to find out what this Sam Hill thing was all about.....even started at the beginning ooooohhhhh! After 50 pages started jumping around until I got really tired. <_< . I'm still jumping around, but I figured after slinking around and peeking from the edges I ought to let you know right up front....YOU'RE BEING WATCHED! Now...I mean no harm, but like the little kid watching from the sidelines...I really want to play!

Thanks to all of you for the laughs these last few days. I really needed them. I love the little community that you've built up....will there be a community pool and park in the works? I expect to be peeking in now and again. I promise to make myself known from now on, so you won't feel like someone is reading over your shoulder. As Andy Rooney would say....."don't you just hate that?"

flourgirl Apprentice

Hello everybody! You've probably sensed me lurking around in the background. It wasn't INTENTIONAL Lurking! Honest! I didn't mean to lurk! Started out trying to find out what this Sam Hill thing was all about.....even started at the beginning ooooohhhhh! After 50 pages started jumping around until I got really tired. <_< . I'm still jumping around, but I figured after slinking around and peeking from the edges I ought to let you know right up front....YOU'RE BEING WATCHED! Now...I mean no harm, but like the little kid watching from the sidelines...I really want to play!

Thanks to all of you for the laughs these last few days. I really needed them. I love the little community that you've built up....will there be a community pool and park in the works? I expect to be peeking in now and again. I promise to make myself known from now on, so you won't feel like someone is reading over your shoulder. As Andy Rooney would say....."don't you just hate that?"

flourgirl Apprentice

Woops, double posted somehow! :huh: I'll count that as the one dumb thing I'm going to do today. :D

Mtndog Collaborator
Now...I mean no harm, but like the little kid watching from the sidelines...I really want to play!

Thanks to all of you for the laughs these last few days. I really needed them. I love the little community that you've built up....will there be a community pool and park in the works? I expect to be peeking in now and again. I promise to make myself known from now on, so you won't feel like someone is reading over your shoulder. As Andy Rooney would say....."don't you just hate that?"

Me thinks you fit right in!!!!!! WELCOME FLOURGIRL!!!!!!!!!!

Tis a very phun place!!!!! And the best part? Everyone here is nice! :wub:

Guatamalan tapestries? :unsure:

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh not arts!! PARTS!!!!!

I say bring back the All Things Weenis Symposium!!!!!

I made one little observation - didn't wanna wipe out a major conversational topic!!

Ptaum :lol: x10 All Things Weenis Symposium

He's been using the crutch tip as dentive device. Had a big argument w/ Mrs Chow and she slapped him upside d'head, knocking his rubber 'dentures' out, causing them to fly through the air and land in the ho' tub. Previously was cinder block colored (matching his teeth ( :blink: )) but became discolored when exposed to the chemicals (or pre-teens) in the water.

Jess- :lol:

EXCELLENT theory Jess!!!!!

......Meanwhile Mr Chow sings this: Open Original Shared Link

Could she be any cuter????

Jestgar Rising Star
Thanks to all of you for the laughs these last few days. I really needed them. I love the little community that you've built up....will there be a community pool and park in the works?

OMG! A pool! What a brilliant idea! Who wants to head up the committee? I nominate FG.

jerseyangel Proficient

Hi flourgirl--and welcome aboard the Sillyville Express!! Yep, it's a pretty special place we've got here--tons of laughs, support, adolescent behavior, friendship, beauty tips, an odd form of shared wacklness--you know, the usual :lol:

Lurk no more--jump in!! :D We don't have a pool as of yet, but Em has a nifty ho(t) tub. ;)


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Ptaum :lol: x10 All Things Weenis Symposium

Sillyville=a weenal colony :lol:

Jestgar Rising Star
Hi flourgirl--and welcome aboard the Sillyville Express!! Yep, it's a pretty special place we've got here--tons of laughs, support, adolescent behavior, friendship, beauty tips, an odd form of shared wacklness--you know, the usual :lol:

But, curiously, no adolescents...

flourgirl Apprentice

Don't know much about building pools....but I did build a pond last year. Great for the birdies! Y'all are welcome to sit and sip and watch birds.....maybe when it gets warm again. I'm cold except in the warmest of temps!

Thanks for the welcome. Am looking forward to reading more. Right now I better get my butt busy doing something besides playing here. Time somehow gets caught up in the slipstream and is gone before I even know it's going! Could make for a wild ride if I could figure out how to grab hold :lol: (wheeeeee). Till later.......Theresa

jerseyangel Proficient
But, curiously, no adolescents...

Go phigure......

nikki-uk Enthusiast

FLOUR GIRL is here!!!!!! :D

Welcome to the vortex!!!.....!some of us used to have lives before the silly thread you know ;) )

Green12 Enthusiast

I get a gold star!!!! I love shiny and sparkly things :) I will put it atop my wee little Christmas tree :lol:

Hi and welcome to flourgirl, so glad you jumped in!!!

Bev said it so well, everyone is so nice, and so PHUNNY!!!

Weenal colony :lol:

FUCUS VESICULOSUS BLADDERWACK!!! Patti said peeing yerself, HEE HEE :D

Amanda said phrosty :lol:

Amanda, prayers for your coworker

Jess, hope your headache is better

more in a moment........

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Hi Flourgirl!!!!

Welcome to this Phablus Place we called Sillyville!!!!!

elye Community Regular
Hello everybody! You've probably sensed me lurking around in the background.

Flourgirl!! Welcome back! You are Theresa, which means you are a harvester. Very good for us.....forget the pool - -could we get you to plot out and design a large, peaceful, hanging garden for us to loll about in and drink our absinthe? I think your name's on this one. . .. . ..

;):lol:

Sillyville=a weenal colony

YES!! Fantastic. I will design our crests. . . . ..... :huh::lol:

But, curiously, no adolescents...

Yeah.... .. . . where did our closest-to-adolescent, Erica, go?

Time somehow gets caught up in the slipstream and is gone before I even know it's going! Could make for a wild ride if I could figure out how to grab hold :lol:

'Tis what we refer to 'round here as The Vortex. . . . ....it surrounds and engulfs all of us regularly. Just plan to be late for things, not get half the items checked off on your daily "to do" list. . . . ...perhaps get fired....... <_<

The tradeoff is splendid..... . .... :)

Welcome to the vortex!!!.....!some of us used to have lives before the silly thread you know ;) )

What?! Who???

:lol:

Green12 Enthusiast
My psillies cheer me when it seems nothing else can- can you believe we have over 1500 PAGES of pure laughter and support. All of us have been through a LOT yet we go on, laughing and cheering one another. It's pretty special :wub: :wub: :wub:

Oh Julie- Put the CARAMEL corn clusters down and walk away slowly with your hands up :P I saw them last night in Target and made myself look the other way :ph34r: :ph34r:

I really want margaritas in en's tub with Canadian snow slowly whirling down!!!

Bev, I loved what you said and I so agree. SO VERY SPECIAL, and all of you make this place what it is :wub:

You should not have walked the other way!! I am telling you it is to die for!! Especially the Apple Cinnamon Pecan, it transports you to a cozy mountain lodge with an open fire all snuggled up on the couch sipping hot apple cider...and interestingly enough you can see through the windows Canadian snow slowly whirling down :D

On the odd occasion, I find myself sitting alone in the ho' tub at night, and I'll suddenly picture all me Psillies sitting on the jetted seat rests all around me. It's a very tight squeeze, but SO wunnerful.. . . . .

Oh Em, this made me larff!!!

sillies - I have gone to the store, and I have Nuggets. :ph34r: somehow I am going to have to blame Jewel-lee. :lol:

GUILTY!!!! :D

And yes, where is Erica?!

Loved yer snowflakes Sooze, BEAUTIFUL!!!

Lisa, that is genius to put periods between and the shapes and then color them white!!

Actually, Sooooze.... .. those snowflakes are astonishing in their accuracy. Did you not know that Canadian snow falls just like that? Straight down, in rows.

We're a conservative, lacadasical place. . . . ..... :rolleyes:

:lol::lol:

Guatamalan tapestries? :unsure:

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh not arts!! PARTS!!!!!

I say bring back the All Things Weenis Symposium!!!!!

TOM!!!! Hee hee, I made a typo....but south of the border arts are so much funnier!!

Weenis Symposium!!

You use conditioner as well as shampoo???

.........Frizz Ease is what I use, never put it near your roots (greasy mess!!)

Maybe some straighteners would smooth things out for yer????

...and your right about the hair coloUr, as you got older you should ALWAYS go lighter as darker can make your skin look sallow :o

The expert has spoken!!

I would have to agree on the straightening products, or what I have seen categorized here as "smoothing" products. To this day I am stilll searching for the perfect product for me own hair (and I suspect I will forever be looking for it :lol: ) so I don't have any specific brand I can recommend Sooze.....I am currently testing out a smoothing serum by Biolage, but all the brands seem to have a smoothing line.

And Nikki is right, these serums and such you must use sparingly and with caution. They are oils so you could have a greasy mess on yer hands if you over use.

OMG!! Jewel- li's Caramel clusters sound DIVINE!!!!!!!!!! :P (GADS!, I may be ill, but I ain't lost me appetite!)

Divine indeed, I know what ya mean about the appetite. I have never been one to lose my appetitie at any time, or forget to eat :lol:

psssst, what is Tiger Pig?!

Sillies, I don't know what it is about this time of year but I get sooo sentimental and emotional and lovey dovey!! :wub:

Darn210 Enthusiast

Welcome TurEaSuh - have you gotten to the part where we will never spell your name correctly again???

psssst, what is Tiger Pig?!

. . . and did he eat the Piggy Bat???

Heaven help us if Em designs us a Weenal Colony Crest!!!

elye Community Regular
Heaven help us if Em designs us a Weenal Colony Crest!!!

:lol::lol:

Believe me...it will be complete with a coat of arms and a clan motto.

Hmmmmm. .. . ....Weenal Colony motto.. . . .....

Well, my Scottish family maternal connection is the Leslie clan (we've teamed up with Nikki at some point for some boisterous marauding).....our tartan is a lovely hunter green and navy/black, and our motto is "Grip Fast".

Um.......that may not work so well for the Weenal Colony. . . ... :lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
Especially the Apple Cinnamon Pecan, it transports you to a cozy mountain lodge with an open fire all snuggled up on the couch sipping hot apple cider...and interestingly enough you can see through the windows Canadian snow slowly whirling down :D

OH MYGAAAWD!!!! :P

Thankfully we don't have such things here :o

Lisa, that is genius to put periods between and the shapes and then color them white!!

Does a 'period' mean a full stop??? :huh:

psssst, what is Tiger Pig?!

T'is me 'day' blankie :lol: ( a 'throw' on the back of me settee that the kids named :blink: )

. . . and did he eat the Piggy Bat???

:lol::lol::lol: ....... although it is possible :unsure:

Heaven help us if Em designs us a Weenal Colony Crest!!!

:lol::lol:

Don't think heaven can help on this one!!!!!!!

Off to me bed - I am STARVING!!!!!!! (why??)

Laters psillies!

jerseyangel Proficient

I have a cold :(:angry: Matt has one, so of course...... <_<

Will be curling up wif blankie again tonight. Head is philling up and I pheel like this ---> :huh::P

Bah! Say lots o' phunny things tonight, please :rolleyes:

flourgirl Apprentice

I did read back a ways (started with the first 50 pages before I started jumping around). Wondered what you'd come up with! Thanks, I'm starting to feel more at home already!

Patti, I hope your cold passes quickly. We've had lots of sneezing here but it doesn't seem to develope into anything. Maybe we're too miserable already......inspiring great fear into the little germies until they run screaming into the night! :lol:

Had to check in again....just can't stay away! So.....I missed something somewhere along the line. Please explain Weenis colony....is that where I am? I thought it was bad that sometimes I'm not sure what day/time it is...now I don't even know where I am!

Darn210 Enthusiast
Had to check in again....just can't stay away! So.....I missed something somewhere along the line. Please explain Weenis colony....is that where I am? I thought it was bad that sometimes I'm not sure what day/time it is...now I don't even know where I am!

:huh::o:unsure: . . . ummmmmm . . . Em?? . . . I think TaReesA is talking to you.

:lol::lol:

Judyin Philly Enthusiast
OH MYGAAAWD!!!! :P

Off to me bed - I am STARVING!!!!!!! (why??)

Laters psillies!

feel better Nikki......how many hrs are you ahead of us.......?

I have a cold :(:angry: Matt has one, so of course...... <_<

Will be curling up wif blankie again tonight. Head is philling up and I pheel like this ---> :huh::P

Bah! Say lots o' phunny things tonight, please :rolleyes:

sounds like your cold is 'getting to you' big time. I was hoping you'd kick in in the butt this afternoon.

feel better my friend.

All us sillies need our 'blankies' on occasion.....kinda like the kids 'binkies' wonder where that name came from.......pacifier

Wish it had some phunny for ya sister but that 'joke' will have to hold you for the nite. Read it again if you must. :lol:

Had to check in again....just can't stay away! So.....I missed something somewhere along the line. Please explain Weenis colony....is that where I am? I thought it was bad that sometimes I'm not sure what day/time it is...now I don't even know where I am!

Welcome Theresa.......

ah hummmm :blink: I ain't touching that one.

Please tell me the avatar is NOT your pond in your yard :ph34r: I'll be so jealous

jerseyangel Proficient
Wish it had some phunny for ya sister but that 'joke' will have to hold you for the nite. Read it again if you must. :lol:

:lol: Read, laff, repeat! :lol:

Think I'm headin' to bed--pheel like crap-o-la. :angry:

:D

elye Community Regular

Well, a phew of us are feeling like bits of sh!t off yonder cliff. . .. . Patti, go wrap up in a BIG blankie and have a great sleep .. . . .hope you check in feeling much better tomorrow. :)

. . . ummmmmm . . . Em?? . . . I think TaReesA is talking to you.

:lol::lol:

Hmmmm... .. .what, indeed, is a Weenal Colony.. . . . .

((sigh)))... .....Tareighsah.... . ...if ya hafta ask, you'll never know. :huh::lol:

Weenal is a posited adjective form of Weenis, Soooozie's sudden, hilarious term for "penis" (if you have any interest in learning the ASL signage for this word, we have this available in our exhaustive thread, as well - - go back about 300 pages).

Since we, as an exclusive group here in The Pville, have been known to digress fairly regularly into such subject matter, Patti brilliantly referred to us a Weenal Colony.

Who is our Commanding Officer? General? Colonel? I should think it'd best be Ptaoughmghmn or POeter, since they actually own weenii. . . . ...

:lol::lol:

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