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  1. Mtndog
    You lie!!!!!!!!!!!! With inflatable dolls????????????????????
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    Oh Janet, Janet, janet.....that was the night AFTER. You met John Krasinski at the party but he had to drag you away from many other handsome men!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    OMGAWD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! She doesn't remember being there? Janet- you don't know what you did? Should we tell her?
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    Ah, Tom! We're so glad you're back... smile.gif Gah...All the tables Bev and I have been up on, the ones I've been under...I forgot about being under that #!!*#!*@ ganache mobile. Susie's washing Scott's hair,...well, 'tis a might better than washing Mr. Simmons'. Didn't you volunteer for that one, Bev? ohmy.gif Okay, well, Susie, you may have configured...
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    He did- oh- he is out now- Emily's flow charts, private phone calls with Susie and rides in the ganache mobile.......he's a celiac gigolo! Shampoo the carpets- MY BUTT!!!!!!!! You're shampooing Scott's hair!!!!!!!!!!!!! And Emily's under the table watching! Or under the tub :ph34r: Oh- it's not THE PNEUMONIA....just a bad virus
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    OMG Patti- I LOVE you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Hi Ptaum!!!!!!! OMG- a pneumatic chest....rather have a voluptuous one but hey... whatevah Parties do not find me on tables...anymore...(yes, I was young and needed the money)..now I'm likely under them. OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! OK- Susie- That's IT! Scott told me I was his one and only.........
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    Emily dances on tables too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Oh yes- they're quite luxurious!!! we all go Open Original Shared Link Open Original Shared Link and eat nothing butOpen Original Shared Link I wish!!!!!!!!!! No, you just read new topics, PIN em and report bad people Susie- Pass some of those drugs!
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    Hee Hee!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: :lol: Richard- You little Dutch Boy you The queen Might have the pneumonia so risking a warning and being stripped of my crown and moderator status I will type SOME of George Carlin's Words you can't say on TV just to see what they look like poop Everything fun (including the F word) comes out as POOP!
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    Alex- I like your grandfather too!!!!!!! Sarah has the fluten!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How CUTE is that? I LOVE YOUR KIDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ezra has the disconcerting habit of sticking his hand down the back of his pants and scratching his butt. One day we got home from school, and he was feeling grouchy. As is not uncommon, he had his hand down his...
  11. Mtndog
    This JUST IN from Uncle Ray: Fart Football An old married couple no sooner hit the pillows when the old man passes gas and says, "Seven Points." His wife rolls over and says, "What in the world was that?" The old man replied, "It's fart football." A few minutes later his wife lets one go and says "Touchdown, tie score." After about five minutes...
  12. Mtndog
    OK, he's up <----------------------------------------- Meow!
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    This one always cracks me up because I dated my hubby's brother about 10 years before I started seeing my (now ) hubby. Actually- it was our third anniversary on Tuesday! OMG- Carla- MOST EXCELLENT HUMOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I love it! My Uncle Ray will love it! Gus and Allo and Annie and Jess's dog pic (how are the kitties?) are so cute. Do you all...
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    Ahhhh...first it was teeth, now makeup, and GASP- don't tell me you skip the 100 strokes of hair brushing too? And the cold cream? Dear God- you ill kempt wenches make me want to let patti do my laundry! I think we all need to have Patti teach us laundry, etiquette and manners (even if she's into Dirty, Sexy monkeys??????????????)
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    That's true- jst don't make me wash his hair-EWWWWW!!!!!!!!! Amanda- Stay home and get some rest- wow-9 days!!!!!!!!!! :wub: :wub: Sarah- Glad you are feeling a bit better- I know like ten people with colds/flu The commercials for Meerkat manor ALWAYS cracked me with the( watch these- they will make you giggle!): Open Original Shared Link...
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    I'm with you baby!!!!!!!!! We need a racous (well- as racous as possible considering the absence of our founding member however, as the Sex Pistols say "God save the Queen"). The queen has the worst head cold she has had in a very long time (OH CARLA- remind me why this is a good sign when you have Lyme disease ), couldn't sleep last night and am...
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    Ow ow HOWWWWWWLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Laura is so sweet I'm not sure we should corrupt her...but then again (We SO need a devil emoticon!). I'll see what chaos I can whip up tomorrow for tonight I am sweepy.
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    Richard- Were you spying on my anniversary getaway? Thou knowest thy love is true, Onst the spouse doth begin to spew, 'neath the covers shar-ed, cruel-ty and malodoUr aplenty, Romeo, Romeo, why Fart-ed thou? What stench from yonder skivvies emminates? 'tis true, 'tis pity, and pity 'tis 'tis true... Emily- I can now answer the eternal...
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    OMG- you maniacs- I have to read 16 pages!!!!!!!!!!!!! And only 14 more until the coronation of our new queen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    :lol: :lol: :lol: or she has Lyme disease
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    Janet-OMG- your avatar is KILLING me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! as is Dingy's. Richard- OUCH on the gluten intestinal twisting. BLECH!!!!! But I love the avatar! Peanut blossom, eh? Send 'em to me, would ya? YUMMER. I love Patti (or the thought of patti) doing a Homer Simpson voice! SNOW? In Colorado? YIKES!!!!!!!!!! It's 80 degress here and no-...
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    'Zactly! Here's Uncle Ray again at his finest: A Scotsman moves to America and attends his first baseball game. The first batter approaches the batters' box, takes a few swings and then hits a double. Everyone is on their feet screaming "Run!!!" The next batter hits a single. The Scotsman listens as the crowd again cheers "RUN!! RUN!!" The...
  23. Mtndog
    OmG- Simon looks FAB (for a JERK!!!!!!). Emily I shall repost you and friend Borat. <-------------------------------------------------------
  24. Mtndog
    Don't EVER hassle the Hoff!
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    Tee hee!!!!!!!!!!!! I wish it was night here so I COULD GO TO SLEEP I saw the Hoff last night.....he said he was looking for NY State, some guy named Toxic something or other...and yes, he smelled of wee. ETA Richard's house? Hmmm...about 10 PM.
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