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	I like to put pesto on a pizza shell. It's really good with some cold salmon, lettuce and tomatoe, and a little smoked provalone. I'm going to try your hummis recipe using PB. Interesting.
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	Just afraid off cc. I know it's probably safe, but I always prefer to make my own everything.
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ranger replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
What's with all the feat fetish today? I'll put my feets up to anyone's pheets. And I have on many occasions. And, with many other body parts! So, you want to have a neat feat contest. Bring it on! I'm not insulating that my feet are superior to anyone elses, but that they are far better than any of youse pheets. In a foot contest, I'm a hands-down... - 
	
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If the KGB stands for Kinda Gross Be-atches, ya found me out. I've been outted! - 
	
ARCHIVED Resources For Family Members To Understand X-contamination?
ranger replied to StephanieM's topic in Coping with Celiac Disease
I got sick of being glutened everytime I went to a relatives house nad put an end to it. My daughters would make me special gluten free dishes and I would still get sick.. They just don't understand what it takes to have a gluten free kitchen. So I finally told them that I love thier food, and I appreciate thier attemps, but I would not eat any of it.... - 
	
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ranger replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Well, my DD finaly took me out to lunch yesterday. It had to be someplace special, as it was not her b-day, nor was it mine but I could tell the minute we walked in it was special and promised to be a culinary oddisey. Fist of all, ther was not 1, but SEVEN different renditions of Elvis on black velvet, all in ornately moldy frames. They waere entertwined... - 
	
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Amylase- He was small, but he was good! - 
	
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Amenses- Sumptin you make after a particulary be-atchy period. - 
	
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ranger replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
I'm gong to eat lunch, now. I think I'll get really creative- Maybe start with some french fries- maybe top it with gravy- maybe add some cheese. God, I'm creative. No wander I became a chief. - 
	
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I WENT SHOPPIN,TOO! Got: A brand new Cadallac Converter- $277.37 Stylish miffler- $34.95 Svelte Michanic- $100.00 Sexy O2 Centzer- $65.95 Ass sorted pipes, phalanges, ect.- Sky's the limit! What fun! But if it saves my baby Ranger..... I can't get video on my computer sinc my SIL fixed it. I want to see the dance. I'm missing out... - 
	
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Pootine. Dies that come with a side of Lipitor and a dollop of Crestor? Velcoomin, Monacle. I am kinda new, too, and sometimes masquaraid as a Rushin Babushka. As for all you Sven freaks, HAVE YOU LOOKED AT YOUR FEET LATELY? Brakes....Blisters....I'm stayin away from Sven. Seems veddy Syrious in silliville lately. Silly-up, peeps, I need... - 
	
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My pee-brain finally got quotes and emotecommmies! Hellaluyah! Let the good times roll. - 
	
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Say what? - 
	
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I want to talk about the bidets that Nikita Toikey talks about. It doesn't only happen in the Grate and Cheesy state of Turkladistam, but also in the Showy state of Mizery. I've even seen it in "The Big Easy", San fran. Speeking of which. Petrovich Ilya Sawyerwinskivich -Are those store baught balls? Or are they homomade? Expirering minds want to... - 
	
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I got murryed in a feva Hotter than a pepper sprout I've bin thinkin bout jackinof Ever since the fire went out............. Your old Rushin fiend, Slutvana Pew Jacksinoff - 
	
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Welcome back all whov been gone. I haven't been gone and still don't get it (slo on the uptake). Mon, I tend to stare at the wall, kinda like shell-shock. If Mon is Tues, It's even worser. That's cuz I've spent 3 days with my DH, who is a hard man. And not in the good way. Evan massive amounts of wodka would not help the total obliteration of my sole... - 
	
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God No! He is an obssesive bastard who has prayed on little kids for years. His sweaters are actually made from the hair of our small childs. I actually had one that claimed to maerry him at 2- She was 49, but they got married at 2:00 Pm. Never mind! I live too near a scool for him to be my nabor. The Dear? For god'sakes, they can reed. They... - 
	
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Posting is a crap-shoot! Ya. Hope I'm over the loss of my ranger tomorro..I love that little red truck that said,"Iknow I can, I know I can.............And then couldn't. I'll have to get a new name. I'm thinking Sunami. That's what everyone else calls me. I've earned it. Wood the bored be OK with a name change? Posting is a crappshoot! Sunami... - 
	How do I pick out quotes and use smileyfaces?
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And it was soooo good. Included the secrets of everlasting life, the next 500 power lotto numbers, how Donald Trump does his hair, where Jimmy Hoffa is buried, is there life in the Universe, and the burning question -is there a heaven for a dead live headless chicken? SOOOOOO SOOOORY! The Devios Diva of Dangling Deficits Desuuz El Dingleberries - 
	
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What wonderful news for you! Take good care of yourself -Yoga should help. You are embarking on the most important road in life. Congrats! - 
	
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Added long reply. It dissappeared. Too tired to do it over. Later - 
	
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I'm feeling very Syrian today, almost glum. I never thaught I'd say this to anyone, but, here goes. " I hope the Ripper's mouth is better". And youv'e got to watch for those phlying philing cabints. Glad no one was hurt. You guys have cracked me up with your Dr. Soos stuf. Makes me want to learn to reed. OK, I'm computer illigitimate. How...