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ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
ranger replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
What does this word mean? To vacuum. Is that a form of dance? I think we should call for a laziest silliyak contest with one annointed as the judge. I my have finally come up with a contest i could win. How bout it? - 
	
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
ranger replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Ilya Petrovich Sawyerichoff: I have no dick. I have no wad. But 2 negatives multplyed mak a positive, so I am a proud dickwad. Slutvana Elya Doushelovski - 
	
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
ranger replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
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ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
ranger replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Judist Priest, I can't believe it! Your cat looks just like my cat -a neutered male, but with claws, who disappeared about 4 years ago. He first came around as a tiny kitten who jumped up and splayed himself on the upper half of my screen door. Even though my husband didn't like cats, he was so funny I had to keep him. Even after he got big, he would announce... - 
	
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
ranger replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
I'm sorry. being new here, I didn't know about Johns health problems or your bad sil. It's strange why children come into the world. The three kids across the street are well-mannered , bright, beautiful kids. Thier parents are horrible. They have loud yelling fights outside and every other word is the f word. You guys sound like you will be really... - 
	
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
ranger replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Whose he blowin in the other room? Wow. An Alpine marriage. - 
	
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
ranger replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Lost a day. Here's the deal on the not-phat, no ass crack gas man. HE BROKE MY WATER HEATER! He apoligized for not being able to turn the pilot back on, and snuck out of here. I thaught " no biggy, majestically inclined hus can fix anything -surely (you don't have to call me Shirley), he can light the f$*&^# pilet light". Well, he broke the gas... - 
	
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
ranger replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
So sorry to hear that. Is this your first attempt? Please keep healthy and keep trying. My heart goes out to you. Susan - 
	
ARCHIVED Too Many Potatoes!
ranger replied to Juliebove's topic in Gluten-Free Recipes & Cooking Tips
A friend just dropped off a box of potatoes for me. There must be 20 lbs. of potatoes in there! For just DH and me......I'll be using this topic. A lot! - 
	
ARCHIVED Chicken Ideas Please
ranger replied to Ariauna's topic in Gluten-Free Recipes & Cooking Tips
I eat a lot of chicken! DH gets sick of it sometimes. Oh, well. Day one 1. Cut up twice as many ckn breasts as you would use for 1 meal into bite size pieces. Season and saute in OO till not quit done. Remove to platter. 2. Chop twice as many Green, red, and yellow peppers, onions, and mushrooms. Add chopped garlic and OO to same pan. Saute... - 
	
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
ranger replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Gadzooks! Am I chopped liver? One day away, and you've forgotten about me. BOO-HOO! - 
	
ARCHIVED But I Didn't Feel Anything...........
ranger replied to zukru's topic in Post Diagnosis, Recovery & Treatment of Celiac Disease
Welcome, Anne. There will seem to be some major changes in your life but, after awhile, you will see they are not unsurmountable. They are more changes in style, not changes in substance. First, read everything you can on this forum - filled with good advice. Start simple with fruit, veges, meat and rice as your mainstays. Do you cook and bake? I can... - 
	
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
ranger replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Welcome c-mom, I'm new 2. You'll have to unlearn you spelling skills! Allright. The gas man cometh. He was a tall well dressed well spoken black man with med thumbs. I WAS SO DISSAPOINTED! I wanted to see a phatty, phlumply ass crack. I craved that phlabbi envision! I wanted to see humangously large thumbs! So much for my wants and needs. Now... - 
	How do you know if you have leaky gut? Are there overt symptoms?
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ARCHIVED Weird Ways We've Been Glutened
ranger replied to OptimisticMom42's topic in Coping with Celiac Disease
At the hospital with a friend. There was a box of donuts and a pump type coffeepot on the table. She handled several donuts, then got her self some coffee. Then, I got some coffee, opened up my bag of gluten-free crackers and proceeded to eat them. Sick for 3 days - learned that donut crumbs can live on handles! It's a learning curve! - 
	
ARCHIVED Gluten Challenge: Symptoms Improve?
ranger replied to Lynayah's topic in Coping with Celiac Disease
This is not my experience. 8 months gluten free, and I get sick bad from a speck. In a way, lucky me. I have no doubts. - 
	I buy single spices and always check the lables. Question for Bea: How do you grow stevia and how do you process the plants for use? I'v only used the liquid form, but have seen the plants in seed catalogues.
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ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
ranger replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Hillbilly 101 necked...devoid of clothing neckin....kissin and huggin-not all its CRACKED up to be Peder, are we all on crack? I udderstand that I can get a full body press. Do I have to make an appt.? My knees are the worse. I was going to get a series of lifts - starting at the knees and working my way up to the forehead. So many lifts,... - 
	
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
ranger replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
I'm so conphused and calligurally deficent. There are 55 of you with crabs? or... Are 55 cillicats sick? Is someone posting from Turkey, or eating turkey.. On Thanksgiving, my vege sister has tophurkey! I'm missing sompin. I do know this. I ate a banana and some grapes, and did NOT put garlic powder in them. Maybe, I'll just stare at this... - 
	
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
ranger replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
So you want a pornogfraph of me. I don't know if such a thing exits.. Keep in mind that I am a thin-as-a-rail rinkly, krinkly old lady, extrordinarily ugly, and I am always necked. Will see if I can get my phalanges on one. Sleestonia - 
	
ARCHIVED Too Many Potatoes!
ranger replied to Juliebove's topic in Gluten-Free Recipes & Cooking Tips
Leftover mashed potatoes work well in place of breadcrumbs in meatloaf, meatballs, salmon patties, ect. I once made a "salmon strudle" which consisted of a large salmon filet topped with a duxelle, and salmon mousse, wrapped in puffed pastry, and then baked. The mousse turned out runny, so I added ms pot to it. They thickened it up and actually made the... - 
	
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
ranger replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
Thersiilak- You said a mothful. Before getting in the ciliac forum, I never spoke of such things as gas and poop! And now on this silliyack thing. I'm talking about a ton of things I wood never discuss with phamily or phriens. And I'm free to misspell my heart way! Nun-sence lifts my spirit Problim is, it can get you in trouble. Ex..........I always... - 
	
ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
ranger replied to TriticusToxicum's topic in Introduce Yourself / Share Stuff
The weeping tree is a beautiful and phait-filled story. I'm wandering- if you exercized one boob, would you end up with one all perky and grinning and one just floppin around yer knees? At least, no one would steel them.....right JANET! (want mine back) Always wondering away with my mizzing thaught presses. Oh, ya. That thing about lugging all... - 
	
ARCHIVED Very High Hdl Cholesterol
ranger replied to elle's mom's topic in Related Issues & Disorders
Intresting. Last cholesterol test I had(been a couple of years), doc said 218. That worried me but he said not to worry. Your HDL is 95- off the charts! I wonder if that's the situation for other celiacs. BTW, that's the only good thing I have going for me! - 
	
ARCHIVED Gummy Baked Goods
ranger replied to halfrunner's topic in Gluten-Free Recipes & Cooking Tips
I have a recipe for French bread that works petty good. I'll check back later if you want it. It requires a Kitchen-Aid.