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  1. mimommy
    What happened on your date?
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    Hi Suze!! I see you squigglin down there. Late night poop in
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    I am supposed to be going about my day, but just can't seem to give a hoot about laundry, errands, and return phone calls so I'll just quietly sit here and type... See Below... Luv that you use the words 'idyllic' and 'outhouse' in the same sentence Shroom, glad your garden is comin' along Yes, I do believe you are...
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    Lake Michigan is beautiful. Scott and I stopped for an overnight in Harbor Springs on our way back from his Blue Gorilla reunion a couple years back. Was fun--went to the new casino. I went to Traverse City as a kid, and will soon take our daughter to the big water park there. When I was growing up my friend's grandparents had a place on Deer Lake outside...
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    Baby, I'm the best stone skipper this side of the thumb!
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    Quoth the Raven Hey Suze, are you bleedin' to death or what? Should we call EMS?
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    If I even so much as intimated such info he'd say (in his lovely, lilting Indian accent) "what you do wit dat ting??" Well, Tom, looks it's just us. What say you?
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    Cock-tales Ladies, notice how the men start getting really interested when the conversation turns to body parts? So predictable (s-o-o pwe-dic-ta-bull).
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    Gah!!! Dying over hear My thoughts exactly Pseriously, if one can nae stand to do de insertin' for de patient, den it virtually begs de question--why in hell is one doing this for a living? I really, really got the impression that she had issues. Unreasonable fears, maybe. (Thought it might bite 'er?) Crap, I'd be scared, too, I guess...
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    Geez, where'd everybody go? Was it something I said? In my experience, P-ter, the male genitalia (Don't you love that word? It sounds like a flower ) has but one thing on it's mind: Me! Me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me, me (scales). Let's talk about...me. Enough about me; what do you think of me? to your whole Penis Post...
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    Yeah, so there <<sticks tongue out>> Trust her, she speaks da troof Like Lady Chatterly!!! Maybe it's super powered to listen to space (but all they get is white noise) he-w-o-o. can yoo heah meee oud dere? he-w-o-o? Soliloquies--makes it sound lurvely. If mine could talk right now I think it would...
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    One was more'n enough for moi, thanks. Coulda gone me whole life NEVER KNOWING what that experience was all about... "Ok, now insert the probe" What?? ME???? Why do I have to insert it? Minutes later..."Ok, now hold it in place while I go get the doctor." WIH??? The doctor came in and said "Well you were really left holding the bag, weren't you...
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    EMMM!!!!! Ha!!! I know I will be screaming it for at least a day 'er two. And the rococo thum heads!!! Can we all lift our skirts like the Madonna dancers on MTV?? We gotta show off our sparkles
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    Just lost an entire post!!! Try again (sorry for the now lost quotes): How did you get so lucky? A two-fer Oh Suze! So Sorry for you! I hereby decree as queen of everything that gluten be outlawed far and wide 4-ever!!!! Unraveling, eh. I think I have a screw thread loose, meselph. And the v-nal? Involves a probe inserted...
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    Tis my face on Queen Elizabeth's bod (and note--she, too, has large bosoms). The waddle and smirk? All mine. Hubby made it for me
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    Gahhh!!! Tooooo funny Well, Psills, my first day as drama queen was quite eventful. On my way to the inauguration I not only locked myself out of the house a-gain, but locked my keys (and purse,and cell phone,and COFFEE ) in my car. What an idiot inconvenience. Then, after the festivities and ball and "Llammas On Ice", I was subjected to...
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    Ok, I's back. I guess me fam din't get da memo of me bein' queen'n all. I hadda fold towels and such. Gosh, Patty, I could nae live up to yer memory. I shall hang yer av in a locket on me neck and kiss it each time I am blessed with a successful hunt. Short girls don't look good in robes. Could we possibly have it altered to, say, mini...
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    No, I truly din't. Beats a drunken slovenly gesture, which I've had paseed me way more'n oncst I tell ya. <<sniff>> widdle tears for big boobies. Tis sad, the shopping horrors I have been subjected to. WIH? Was I just elected, or out-ed?
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    Wow--I's ne'er been called da queen b-4. Hmmm... liking dis new foundland sense of...power and...control and...Oh My Gawd, I feel like Hillary Clinton in da white house. Look out sils, I's gonna be da best queen evah!! Fuzzies for all (my fuzzy iz still magical). Free wi-fi, Llamas always in season, and civkeb for dinner EV'RY dang night! Thank you...
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    Oh, Hell, did I just unknowingly post for the queen? Hi Wardgirl! Hi Tom! Hi Weezy--you sly widdle doggie, you And who in da woild is Oscar????
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    Well, hello there Oscar. How's things down on the street? Me too Oh, Moon-shroom nightly-bloom, that was lurvely! I thought they ate macaroni & cheeze??? Hey, Suze, what happened to your date with Jeffrey rich cognac guy? Heel-air-yus! Gah! Don't ya just luv a guy with rock hard...thumbs...
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    Sqwuigglin' with Suze again!!!! What's that, the third time this week? My husband's gonna get jealous That is sooo funny that you said that, I was thinking the same thing as I wrote it... "Twas the best of lines, twas the worst of lines" Eggsellent Hemingway, dahlin'. I could nearly smell the cuban cigars and fish markets, hear the waves...
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    Uh...yeah. Don't call us--we'll call you.
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    That must be where you learned the special ops coyote ugly maneuver. If I'm not mistaken, so was Jeffrey Dahmer, wasn't he? Well, actually, he doesn't sound all that bad, just annoying. What the hell, let him buy you dinner, Suze. Just be safe, 'kay?
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    You HACKED your beauteous tresses??? WIH? "I just Lurve spending time wif you" How sweet (loser). translation: "I haven't had a woman let me get within a foot of her since my last parole hearing. And by the way, I still live with my mother." And he blogs? I've always felt that people who post online are somewhat lonely and desperate...
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