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nikki-uk

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  1. Open Original Shared Link Indeed I would. 'Flake & The Poo Crimes' GADS!!! I'm glad English is me first (and only ) language PHATAUGHMN!!!!!!!!! COME & PLAY!!!!
  2. Ya tinkering wiv me words lady!!!! (I checked, but if I were rich enough to have a gardener I'd like to think he'd be tinker worthy )
  3. Indeed Emily - you could be looking at a custodial sentence for committing a POO CRIME in yer car ....messy too T'is a new phrase (invented by my youngest son) encompassing glutenings, IBS, or just common-or-garden upset tums
  4. MORNING PEEPS!!!!!!! Gene Simmon's hair??? .....yes indeed like wire wool Ooops, me poor travel tired brain was reading duvet instead of divan which (over 'ere) is me bed wiv drawers in the base..........what do you folks think they are??? MYGAWD!! - NO idea what's in the Turkish hookah but GADS!!...as an EX smoker, when I've had a few...
  5. Jess!!!!!!!!!! Daytime tv??? ....careful girl......it can be mind numbingly addictive Try and fit in Law & Order in the afternoon though ..... OMG!!!! I've GOT to get a Turkish cigar divan....how decadent!!!! ...but no, we call 'em quilts...a serious amount of washing has been going on today and my 'inbox' has deflated considerably...
  6. No problem Judy...I almost forgot meself who I am Why does my print look smaller??? I have changed over from Internet Explorer to Firefox and frankly I am scared .....hold me......
  7. Thanks Laura!!.....and can I just say you are looking phabulous in your av I believe Tel's 4 yr gluten-free anniversary is coming up in Sept !! ....and the flag handed over to London for 2012......... (can't wait!!!) Sandal, boot thingy?? Umm, PATTI!!!!!!!!!....Can you help me with the washing!!!!!!!!!!!
  8. Don't believe the stories you hear.... they are ALL LIES!!!!!!!!!
  9. (thank you Ghia-knitt ) ..or the carOUsel going round and round and round.....lonely...sad ..... a deserted baggage claim area....Ptaum's phunny the ONLY item left.........desperate to find it's Ptaughmus.....
  10. Oh poor dear Sarah........I can't get her out of my mind..........poor little girl ..... and angry at how men can behave like w#*kers Sarah, sweetheart, you've got your parents & your boys....keep them close........you don't don't need an ar#sh*le in your life {{{{HUGS}}}}} JESS is home ALREADY??? Good goil......damn! I hope she has sum...
  11. Alrighty...I'm going back a fortnight two weeks..... ....I may be gone some time.............
  12. Au contraire Booked tomorrow afternoon for that
  13. I'm BAAAAAAACKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Got tired of that 45 degree heat/cocktails/ lounging by the pool and lushous dinners (Edna's waiting for me wiv a face like-------> ) BUT.....WTH's been happening pholks??? ......scared.........hold me.......got around A THOUSAND emails?!? Sarah?? Patti, Jess AND our Bevel in hospital...
  14. Not back......but watchıng Oh, mah , gaaaaahhhhh.....had a Turkısh bath the other day..............LUSH Gotta go...take care psıllıes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  15. Psillies!!!!! Turkısh poop ın!!!!!!!!!!! Hope all me peeps are ok. GADS ıts hot!! Havıng a phab tıme -- burnt to a crısp Tryıng to work thıs strange laptop ....pool partytonıght @ 10pm
  16. Psillies!!!!! Turkısh poop ın!!!!!!!!!!! Hope all me peeps are ok. GADS ıts hot!! Havıng a phab tıme -- burnt to a crısp Tryıng to work thıs strange laptop ....pool partytonıght @ 10pm
  17. OMGAAAWWWDDD!!!! I have been usurped All hail the New Queen!!!!!...........why am I slightly scared ....will the power go to Queen Pseu-zee's 'ead????.......will she become a tyrannical despot??? ....make us watch Torville & Dean ...(who?? ) GAHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!
  18. GAHHHHHHHhhhhh!!!! NEUTICLES!!!!!!!!! Well. well.... Do you remember my old pet dog with the sugary stuck penis?????........poor l'il fella also had an undescended testicle ...........would have done his image the world of good to have had an implant!!!!!!!!! .....but (getting serious now)...hope all goes well with the surgery Jess...
  19. It's on at a respectable 12.45pm here but alas I shall miss it.......that coupled with a NEW series season of Law & Order (SVU) starting tomorrow night nearly made me cancel the bloomin' Turkey trip !! NOOOOooo!!!!!!!!!! OMGAAAWD!!!! The stretch marks after a litter!!!!!!!!!! .........and let me tell ya, there's no going back once...
  20. I dunno ...so I googled it....had a sneaky feeling it was that girl from 'Beverly Hills 90210' ( Remember that!!) Open Original Shared Link I love trashy telly
  21. Evening psillies!!!!!!!!!! PHEW!!! Jules didn't leave (thank GOD!!!....love me hair twin ) ...but what of dear sweet little Alex?????? .........I COMMAND she comes back to the (busty? ) bosom of the psillies ...TOOT SWEET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUBBA for president!!!!!!!!!!!! Amanda had TWO one liners today I believe!! ...and OH...
  22. Ok, any North American pholks fed up wiv yer heat come over at the weekend!!!! We (except eldest son) shall be in Turkey so plenty of bed room AND you guys can help look after the cats....and Dan.... ......don't worry about Daniel (son)..........................wait ....did I just say Danielson (karatekid) Anyhoo he's quite house trained and friendly...
  23. Amanda and her one liners cracking me up everyday!! It does?? ...and if I AM to put ON weight everytime I get weighed in at me slimming club I may as well be eating deep - bloody- fried something delicious!!!!!!!!!! Come and live here Jules!!...you'll only need the air- con maybe 2 days of the year (blankets wrapped...
  24. Kenyan push ups Bev's main Maine thread littered with virus's???? ....actually I am perpetually in that state!!........I look at a sentence, know summat's wrong ...but damned if I know what (on 5th cup of tea ) WHO the heck's Brian and why isn't he awake???? ........also what does Mark think of this arrangement...
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