Chad Sines

That moment when u are reading in bed and realize you almost drank a red bull by mistake.

Now that is just stupid. An extended warranty on a laptop costs almost 50% of the cost of a new one..I was curious the cost of it, but that is just stupid.

I like unicorns because unicorns are just horses that can stab people.

The only annoying thing about contacts is if you have chronic dry eyes. bah. i need someone to spit in my eyes hourly please.

I was going to write a meaningful new Facebook status update, filled with deep, thoughtful sentiments, but screw that.

There is a rooster 50 feet above my head in a tree crowing loud...uhmm..yea..

watching fox news on tv, election map on ipad, and reading foxnews.com...going to be a good night. just has to be.

I am a bit disappointed that I only received one political call this year and it was last night. He did not seem impressed at all when I told him I thought his candidate was a moron, so I suspect he will not call back in the future either.

Just had a chance to watch Last Resort. Pretty awesome series so far

Lesson learned: Ear drops are not eye drops..ouch..think I will read the label next time.

Cannot wait for the new Red Dawn to come out. The first was great. Hope they do not botch it up.

Circadian rhythm is reversed. Grrr. Hmm. 4 am. Might as well write a paper.

the next time someone blames our generation, walk up to them and say,"Well, who raised that generation?" and see how they respond.

I love Kitchen Nightmares. One day I will meet Gordon Ramsey..and make him some scallops.

I am very suspicious of joggers. It seems as if they are always the ones who find the bodies.

The cat just said to me, "hey... if you can hear me talking then you probably forgot to take your medicine."

If my glasses side down one more time, I am either going to staple them or superglue them to my head.

Celiac!

Sorry for the run on words...Bad keyboard...keeps jamming...driving me CRAZY!

Great avetar as well! LOL

Glutened water....What will they think of next!Its coming...Thats the next big headlines!why not? everything ELSE is in our drinking water!Every yeartheDWP sendsout abreakdown ofwhats in thewater...here in L.A., Bettween boat fuel and fertilizer run off (among OTHER things)...GLUTTEN would be the LEAST of our worries!LOL And thats coming from a...

Your funny! I liked your coffee rant! LOL!