Chad Sines

Sociologists say that social media is creating the laziest generation. I expressed my opinion in great detail by hitting the "Like" button.

Foolish boy thinking his 13 years makes him more conniving than my 39. First hit from the snowball, the law of the snow forbade me from a deadly response. Second hit required shock and awe, he ended up with his shirt full of snow...Announced a third hit would end up with the front of his pants full of snow...complete and utter surrender..I win...Foolish boy.

Giving away two kids. No returns, no exchanges. Will throw in a weird rug-looking dog.

Let it be known to all that my niece Emma is a much better direction giver than my nephew Micah. He would get lost going to the bathroom.

I wish you could Google anything. Like, "Where the heck is my phone?" and it would be like, "It's under the couch moron."

30 degrees is way to cold to run without running tights...I think i made snot-sicles.

Sometimes I like to go to the hardware store and run around with a screwdriver shouting, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is not a drill!"

just watched part of american idol. With the new judges, I think it is time to cancel the series. Randy still has it, but the rest.....just does not have the feel anymore.

Dear Children, When you look under your bed, what exactly are you planning to do when you find me? Sincerely, The Monster.

My mom told me today that if I post one more pro-gun comment, she will blow my brains out.....see I need a gun for protection..

The flu has totally gone viral.

Why do they use Chicago as a reason we need more gun control? That city has no rights for its citizens to own a gun to protect themselves, so it should be the safest city in the country.

I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and always give the wrong answers.

Woah. Amy's Tofu Scramble is amazing.

Will the ATF require background checks from now on before giving guns to the cartel?

Love Chungs Chicken Fried Rice..Gluten Free!!! Very fresh tasting veggies.

I completed 2,273 tasks with Remember The Milk in 2012 http://rmilk.com

I am going to become a senator and just vote NO on everything. I bet I would do more good stopping them from doing anything. lol.

A pastor was presenting a children's sermon. During the sermon, he asked the children if they knew what the resurrection was. Now, asking questions during children's sermons is crucial, but at the same time, asking children questions in front of a congregation can also be very dangerous. Having asked the children if they knew the meaning of the resurrection, a little boy raised his hand. The pastor called on him and the little boy said, "I know that if you have a resurrection that lasts...

Woke up excited to use my new bread machine. gluten-free homemade bread here I come. Let's hope this machine does not explode like the other one.

Bread Machine- 1 Chad- 0....gluten-free bread making lasted 60 seconds before it broke...

My dad, Randy Sherry Sines, just told me that he is 59 degrees old.

I just saw on NORAD that Santa is over Iraq. I thought that was a no-fly zone. I hope he does not get shot down.

Kumquats are awesome!!

Am I the only one a little disappointed that nothing happened today? Maybe NASA shot down the rogue, invisible asteroid.