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	Watching my first episode of Breaking Bad. No one told me he was a science teacher and had experience is xray crystallography. 
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	I told Siri to add Mineral Water to my grocery list. She heard Marijuana and then gave me a list of addresses... 
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	My mom told me to forget politics and Syria and come back to the real world. The real world of Honey Boo Boo...There is no way to reply..just no way at all. 
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	My mom will scold me for a political post, but I would like to see the UN being the police of the world and not the US. This Syria issue, although serious, is what the UN is for. 
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	Gotta love product placement strategy. At 2 am, the ads are about "chat lines" and at 6 am, it is prune juice. 
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	My niece Emma Carter maps more than my sister Shannon Sines Carter. Maybe they both should stop staying up past midnight. 
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	If I could speak the language of rabbits, they would be amazed and I would be their king... I would be kind to my rabbit subjects... at first.... One day, I hold a great ball for the President of France, but the rabbits don't come. I'm embarrassed so I eat all the lettuce in the world.. and make the rabbits watch. 
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	Picking up a water bottle and then laying it down beside you so you can reach it later is a great idea...provided there is a lid on it...... 
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	I find it very interesting that my last two #charter DVRs will let me set up a series recording on ever channel except Fox News...I gotta have my The Five or I get cranky. 
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	It is shame when Miley Cyrus gets more coverage than Ty Carter. Even sadder if you do not know who Ty Carter is. 
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	I saw Honey Boo Boo's mom at the grocery store today...or her clone...either way I was scared. 
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	Thank you Starbucks dude for not making fun when i ordered a double espresso caffeine free. 
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	i could be on American Ninja Warrior...i would fall in the water and/or die, but I could be on it. 
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	What's the easiest way to keep a Vols football player out of your yard?? Paint it like an end zone. 
 
         
                


