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  1. PENIS SLING? I actually just used this term, a few weeks ago. I was in TJ Maxx, and there were several of these weird sling-thingy's. I was with a girlfriend and we could not figure out what these things were, in the handbag section (they actually were carriers for skis). So I yelled out - - OMG - what is this contraption? I think it's a PENIS SLING...
  2. EDIT: this BLASTED, a$$-cracking phorum keeps BUSTING me for "too many quotes." WHAT IN HELL IS THAT?????????????? so now, I have to erase some. BAH!!!!!!!! **************** Ptaum said absolinthely!!!!!!!!!!!!!! oh yes, David and I WILL be inviting the Phaerie into our lives......but $75 a bottle? OUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ...
  3. Yup......I am being jumped as we speak........don't tell David!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Nicola - this house has a one-car garage......world's most seriously lilliputian........ dagnabbit - - I have a dental appointment soon - - gads -
  4. oh sillies - - dead battery............... trapped at home..........it appears that Annie left the car door open all night. She's SOOOOOO irresponsible. bah! p.s. George and Jude are BOTH on their way over to jump me. :lol: :lol: :lol:
  5. DEAR GAWD SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOW how am I supposed to get anything done, with all of YOU miscreants here, and now my David is here too?????????????????????????????????????????? dear gawd.......aren't we though? gettin bizzy! ha! but no, SILLY, I am Squats with Wolves, DAVID is Squats Wif Dingos...
  6. :lol: He said he needed friends.....I haven't told him yet whose profile to visit and how to add them....he has to come over for an instructional lesson on me silly forum..... (we conducted this bidness all on the phone last night....I was screeching as he did his profile....so easily amused...... ) EMILY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! you don't remember...
  7. :lol: I am out of my mind......did you notice how old he is? He's 98.....and quite ill.......with a vast amount of wealth......JUST what I"ve been looking FOR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  8. oh dear gaaaaaaaaawd.........let the madness begin............... :lol: :lol: :lol:
  9. she said CROUCHY!!!!!!! is that like CROTCHY? OMG - Prince Philliop! much bathing and ironing indeed!!!!!!!! and clean their ears!!!!!!!! I get sick of the Queen's harassing phone calls!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
  10. OMG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! this blasted thing told me I had too many quotes posted!!!!!!!!!!!!!! grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.........so now we get monitored for our emoticons AND our quotes???? evil, I tell you part two Have a great day, pOeter!!!!!!! can somebody post the link to the race please??????? Susie's been in Dingy Land...................
  11. SILLIES!!!!!!!!! so quiet in here this morning!!! Where ARE all of you? Found myself reading the last two pages alone......very eery.....hold me..... Alex - this is heinous! Hope you're so much better soon. Yes, we must pray that the kids will have Ryan's healthy immunity. :lol: Go Laura!!!!!!!!!!!! there...
  12. Mygawd......you guys are really ON today......just had SEVERAL snorting guffaws over the last two pages.....good thing I wasn't sipping absinthe as it woulda gone through my nose and I do not think that would feel right....... TOM - - your av :lol: TELL ME that was a pose......he did NOT pass out near the toilet.......good gawd............. ...
  13. :lol: Da 'ho of da 'hood. CAN YOU EVEN BELIEVE IT??????????? We have access to TWO cabins!!!!!!!!!!!! no single sister, Ptaum. but I"m looking out for my friends - Jenn in particular. must go walk Annie - - I am so cold today for some reason taht my fingernails are blue! And speaking of BLUE!!!!!!!! that blue man from...
  14. oh you big.........fat..........LIAR. This is an urban legend of the highest caliber. No weeners were damaged on toilet seats, and you Janet DARN well know it. oh - - - my - - - - God - - I could die of........embarassment at my stupidish-ness. But I could crack up at the same time. I JUST this very second.........after...
  15. :lol: OMG - after last week's episode, I was thinking of just fully breakup up with Lost. I have utterly NO idea what is going on.......and when things are THAT confusing they just aren't even.....fun any more. anybody? help? any other theories to add to Julie's?
  16. I am SO easily amused right now this is the last entry on the chili-judging thing: Chili # 8 Karen's Toenail Curling Chili... Judge # 1 -- The perfect ending, this is a nice blend chili. Not too bold, but spicy enough to declare its existence. Judge # 2 -- This final entry is a good, balanced chili. Neither mild, nor hot. Sorry to see that...
  17. why you SAUCY minx! *snort* I have noticed that.....it's only happening in the silly vortex....he did some evil voodoo to my computer, now didn't he? let's tr'y to add' mo're apo'stroph'es and s'ee wh'at happ'ens :lol: cuz they don't show up when I type them out *SNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORT* :lol: SHHHHHHHHHHHHH...
  18. that\'ll be nuttin\' for this genius. :lol: oh this is WAYYYYYYYY too much fun. I shan\'t tell just yet. but yes, I could very well have been wearing my jim-jams. *gasp* no way, no how, not even if hell freezed frozed froze over......nevah, I tell you, NEVAH!!!!!!!!!! but guess what.....spreadsheets are SOOOOOOOOOOOO...
  19. SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!! OMG - we are on page 666 of the thread........look out....take cover....what does it MEAN??????? Gadzooks. :lol: Jude Law's nuggets........now THERE is a thing to ponder. holy kuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrrap 'tis wondrous One day - - Ptaum will find his too....... 'tis...
  20. now see there, sillies? Our dear Patti has given me PERMISSION for furlough. p.s. Annie's in love. :wub :wub:
  21. OH MY SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I just spent ONE HOUR reading, w/ many quotes and posts to address, started writing, they are ALL GONE NOW................ <insert angry face> I tried and TRIED to invoke the powers of this elusive so-called magic triangle............ alas, Susie is too dingo-brained and stricken...
  22. sillies - I am just taking the quickest drive-by........ I ONLY read Patti's entry about Allo, a few pages back...I am not caught up and don't have time at the moment to catch up, my dear sillies........ [um - Susie has got something fun and wondrous and......amazing beyond belief going on, I will leave it at that my lovelies and give you bits and pieces...
  23. :lol: gahhhh!!!!!!!!!!! you did NOT say to name the bird Heinous, I simply do NOT believe you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [Alas, Susie fully realizes that our mad Em in fact very well COULD have suggested that, raising her esteem in Susie's eyes even further...... ] Okay - here are some suggestions for the budgie's name: StinkButt (tika's nickname...
  24. they ARE devilishly good..... well....you're MUCH healthier than I, that's for sure. I am considering giving up sugar again...........OMG - may as well cut off me legs....... OMG! we have Stepford's evil dog here for a while........and he just POOPED on my freshly-shamPOOed carpet!!!!!!!!!!!! thank God they were good, solid...
  25. mygawd, you ain't kidding? they ate SIX?????? OMG - I just ate an ENTIRE BAG of hershey's kisses w/ almonds in a two-day period.........helpppppp meeeeeeeee um, I think - in my case, at least - really I could just be called a...... a pig. woman after my own heart what in hell!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! stop...
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