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jerseyangel Proficient
What did he think about that? He probably thinks we are all pyscho!

Well, he knows I am! :P So I guess for you guys, it's guilt by association :lol:


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blueeyedmanda Community Regular

I think we are starting a new record for most posts in 2 hrs to this thread :)

TriticusToxicum Explorer
Richard, can you swing anything, here?

Sorry, I don't do emoticons. I will, however put Susie's party back up. :)

Darn210 Enthusiast

Why . . . that's a lovely party, Susie.

However, Julie and Carrot Top (and you, of course) are the only ones I can tell for sure who they are . . . Who's the guy with the big thumb and the guy with his pants undone?

TriticusToxicum Explorer
Why . . . that's a lovely party, Susie.

However, Julie and Carrot Top (and you, of course) are the only ones I can tell for sure who they are . . . Who's the guy with the big thumb and the guy with his pants undone?

<embarassed> This isn't Susan, it's Richard

The guy with the big thumb is the newest presidential candidate - Open Original Shared Link

The shirtless wonder is Matthew McConaughy (per Susan's request). I couldn't find a picture of him where sushi was being served off his abs, so that had to suffice. :huh:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

Richard was your afternoon work-filled? What is your day job.. I am not sure I ever knew what you did.

Darn210 Enthusiast
<embarassed> This isn't Susan, it's Richard

Yes, but it's Susie's party isn't it? :lol::lol:

Actually, I fell into the same trap as some of the others . . . must read names, must read names, pictures mean nothing, pictures mean nothing

The shirtless wonder is Matthew McConaughy (per Susan's request). I couldn't find a picture of him where sushi was being served off his abs, so that had to suffice. :huh:

Ahhhhh, so it is. No trouble finding a photo of him shirtless, I take it.

Terribly sorry that I didn't recognize Stephen Colbert. I wasn't expecting to see him today.


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TriticusToxicum Explorer
Richard was your afternoon work-filled? What is your day job.. I am not sure I ever knew what you did.

....hmmmmm...define "work". I did spend a whole hour away from my computer (and you lunatics).

I do manage to squeeze in a few productive moments during my workday. The truth is I work in a college financial aid office, and my workload is intense at times and negligible at others. Right now happens to be a slow period. If you recall you didn't see much of me for about 6 mos. I changed positions and had to do a ton of training to get up to speed for "opening" and the start of classes. Mid-semester is traditionally slow. I'll start to flake out come december. :) That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

(I did do some work related activities today B) )

TriticusToxicum Explorer
Yes, but it's Susie's party isn't it? :lol::lol:

Actually, I fell into the same trap as some of the others . . . must read names, must read names, pictures mean nothing, pictures mean nothing

Ok I sent Susan the avatar, so to avoid further confusion I will change things up and take my leave for the day.

Behave yourselves tonight ;)

elye Community Regular
<embarassed>

The shirtless wonder is Matthew McConaughy (per Susan's request). I couldn't find a picture of him where sushi was being served off his abs, so that had to suffice. :huh:

Sheesh....He fools more people, I'm telling you...

That shirtless wonder is not Matthew McConnaughy. It's my father. He was portraying M.M. in a skit recently about Hollywood sex symbols. Not a bad makeup department, huh?

:lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast

<-------- L :):) K AT MY PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And thank you, kind Richard, for the master avateurism. ;)

I AM MAKING A NECKLACE.....HAVE A DEADLINE......

STOP THE MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:P

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
....hmmmmm...define "work". I did spend a whole hour away from my computer (and you lunatics).

I do manage to squeeze in a few productive moments during my workday. The truth is I work in a college financial aid office, and my workload is intense at times and negligible at others. Right now happens to be a slow period. If you recall you didn't see much of me for about 6 mos. I changed positions and had to do a ton of training to get up to speed for "opening" and the start of classes. Mid-semester is traditionally slow. I'll start to flake out come december. :) That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

(I did do some work related activities today B) )

That's neat. I think I have really got to know you in this thread in the past few days. I work all day in a hospital, where I do Clinical Trials with Cancer Patients. It has its days. I used to work as a lab tech processing bloodwork in the lab....those were crazy days too.

DingoGirl Enthusiast

All this talk of work....I need a REAL job, harrumphFFFFFFFFFF :angry:

I am missing my jewelry deadline. another harrumph. :( At least it was a deadline I imposed on myself (mom doesn't care, it was MY idea for her to wear a fine necklace for an important event today. Boo)

Now going to run the dingos, see if I can find my mojo, or any stragglers from our parade, in the orchard.

BAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:angry:

elye Community Regular
<embarassed>

The shirtless wonder is Matthew McConaughy (per Susan's request). I couldn't find a picture of him where sushi was being served off his abs, so that had to suffice. :huh:

Sheesh....He fools more people, I'm telling you...

That shirtless wonder is not Matthew McConnaughy. It's my father. He was portraying M.M. in a skit recently about Hollywood sex symbols. Not a bad makeup department, huh?

:lol:

elye Community Regular

Wow...a double post, and there are other posts in between...ya know it's busy when...

:o:lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast

But why does no-one have a drink in their hand at Susie's partay???

...Tsk...she's a terrible hostess.....it's BRING A BOTTLE GUYS ;)

Green12 Enthusiast
I couldn't find a picture of him where sushi was being served off his abs, so that had to suffice. :huh:

Richard, do they look at your search history at work?

I can't imagine what they'll think when they find Chuck Norris, Mathew McConaughy, Care Bears, Gene Simmons, Yeti.........

If you recall you didn't see much of me for about 6 mos

Great to have you back! I disappeared for about 8 months and it's like I never left..........weird how that happens, this is a strange vortex indeed.

So happy to be at your party Susie Q! Are we going to have to fight over who gets Carrot Top? :lol::lol:

elye Community Regular
Richard, do they look at your search history at work?

I can't imagine what they'll think when they find Chuck Norris, Mathew McConaughy, Care Bears, Gene Simmons, Yeti.......

..Just another day in the college financial aid office...

;):lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
So happy to be at your party Susie Q! Are we going to have to fight over who gets Carrot Top? :lol::lol:

You could thumb wrestle for him . . . but don't wrestle Stephen Colbert . . . Didja SEE the size of his thumb?

Daughter-of-TheLight Apprentice

*pants* I'm... here!

I know I'm late buuut... And i refuse to braid shark teeth into some guy's hair!

You people went avatar crazy while I was gone!

XD

Daughter-of-TheLight Apprentice

I missed how many pages? O.o

7?

8?

elye Community Regular
I missed how many pages? O.o

7?

8?

Dunno, but we're over halfway to the new Coronation....or perhaps it will be just a renewing of vows for Queen Beverly the Great... :D

Mtndog Collaborator
The shirtless wonder is Matthew McConaughy (per Susan's request). I couldn't find a picture of him where sushi was being served off his abs, so that had to suffice. :huh:

YUMMY!!!!!! I can't believe I missed the pah-tay but my gosh- what a guest list!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MM serving sushi off his abs! Lordy Lord Lord! Everytime I see Angus (with troll) I think that I posted. SO confused!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular

did you ever see Matthew McConaughy in Dazed and Confused? He has me rolling!

elye Community Regular
did you ever see Matthew McConaughy in Dazed and Confused? He has me rolling!

Guess what?....

Yep, you guessed it.....

That was my dad...again...playing M.M. I know, it's quite incredible. He'd be in wardrobe and makeup for three hours.

:rolleyes::lol:

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