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The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original

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jerseyangel Proficient
jerseyangel
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What did he think about that? He probably thinks we are all pyscho!

Well, he knows I am! :P So I guess for you guys, it's guilt by association :lol:

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blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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I think we are starting a new record for most posts in 2 hrs to this thread :)

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TriticusToxicum
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Richard, can you swing anything, here?

Sorry, I don't do emoticons. I will, however put Susie's party back up. :)

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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Why . . . that's a lovely party, Susie.

However, Julie and Carrot Top (and you, of course) are the only ones I can tell for sure who they are . . . Who's the guy with the big thumb and the guy with his pants undone?

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TriticusToxicum
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Why . . . that's a lovely party, Susie.

However, Julie and Carrot Top (and you, of course) are the only ones I can tell for sure who they are . . . Who's the guy with the big thumb and the guy with his pants undone?

<embarassed> This isn't Susan, it's Richard

The guy with the big thumb is the newest presidential candidate - Open Original Shared Link

The shirtless wonder is Matthew McConaughy (per Susan's request). I couldn't find a picture of him where sushi was being served off his abs, so that had to suffice. :huh:

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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Richard was your afternoon work-filled? What is your day job.. I am not sure I ever knew what you did.

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Darn210
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<embarassed> This isn't Susan, it's Richard

Yes, but it's Susie's party isn't it? :lol::lol:

Actually, I fell into the same trap as some of the others . . . must read names, must read names, pictures mean nothing, pictures mean nothing

The shirtless wonder is Matthew McConaughy (per Susan's request). I couldn't find a picture of him where sushi was being served off his abs, so that had to suffice. :huh:

Ahhhhh, so it is. No trouble finding a photo of him shirtless, I take it.

Terribly sorry that I didn't recognize Stephen Colbert. I wasn't expecting to see him today.

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Richard was your afternoon work-filled? What is your day job.. I am not sure I ever knew what you did.

....hmmmmm...define "work". I did spend a whole hour away from my computer (and you lunatics).

I do manage to squeeze in a few productive moments during my workday. The truth is I work in a college financial aid office, and my workload is intense at times and negligible at others. Right now happens to be a slow period. If you recall you didn't see much of me for about 6 mos. I changed positions and had to do a ton of training to get up to speed for "opening" and the start of classes. Mid-semester is traditionally slow. I'll start to flake out come december. :) That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

(I did do some work related activities today B) )

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Yes, but it's Susie's party isn't it? :lol::lol:

Actually, I fell into the same trap as some of the others . . . must read names, must read names, pictures mean nothing, pictures mean nothing

Ok I sent Susan the avatar, so to avoid further confusion I will change things up and take my leave for the day.

Behave yourselves tonight ;)

elye Community Regular
elye
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<embarassed>

The shirtless wonder is Matthew McConaughy (per Susan's request). I couldn't find a picture of him where sushi was being served off his abs, so that had to suffice. :huh:

Sheesh....He fools more people, I'm telling you...

That shirtless wonder is not Matthew McConnaughy. It's my father. He was portraying M.M. in a skit recently about Hollywood sex symbols. Not a bad makeup department, huh?

:lol:

DingoGirl Enthusiast
DingoGirl
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<-------- L :):) K AT MY PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

And thank you, kind Richard, for the master avateurism. ;)

I AM MAKING A NECKLACE.....HAVE A DEADLINE......

STOP THE MADNESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:P

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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....hmmmmm...define "work". I did spend a whole hour away from my computer (and you lunatics).

I do manage to squeeze in a few productive moments during my workday. The truth is I work in a college financial aid office, and my workload is intense at times and negligible at others. Right now happens to be a slow period. If you recall you didn't see much of me for about 6 mos. I changed positions and had to do a ton of training to get up to speed for "opening" and the start of classes. Mid-semester is traditionally slow. I'll start to flake out come december. :) That's my story and I'm sticking to it.

(I did do some work related activities today B) )

That's neat. I think I have really got to know you in this thread in the past few days. I work all day in a hospital, where I do Clinical Trials with Cancer Patients. It has its days. I used to work as a lab tech processing bloodwork in the lab....those were crazy days too.

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DingoGirl
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All this talk of work....I need a REAL job, harrumphFFFFFFFFFF :angry:

I am missing my jewelry deadline. another harrumph. :( At least it was a deadline I imposed on myself (mom doesn't care, it was MY idea for her to wear a fine necklace for an important event today. Boo)

Now going to run the dingos, see if I can find my mojo, or any stragglers from our parade, in the orchard.

BAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:angry:

elye Community Regular
elye
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<embarassed>

The shirtless wonder is Matthew McConaughy (per Susan's request). I couldn't find a picture of him where sushi was being served off his abs, so that had to suffice. :huh:

Sheesh....He fools more people, I'm telling you...

That shirtless wonder is not Matthew McConnaughy. It's my father. He was portraying M.M. in a skit recently about Hollywood sex symbols. Not a bad makeup department, huh?

:lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Wow...a double post, and there are other posts in between...ya know it's busy when...

:o:lol:

nikki-uk Enthusiast
nikki-uk
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But why does no-one have a drink in their hand at Susie's partay???

...Tsk...she's a terrible hostess.....it's BRING A BOTTLE GUYS ;)

Green12 Enthusiast
Green12
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I couldn't find a picture of him where sushi was being served off his abs, so that had to suffice. :huh:

Richard, do they look at your search history at work?

I can't imagine what they'll think when they find Chuck Norris, Mathew McConaughy, Care Bears, Gene Simmons, Yeti.........

If you recall you didn't see much of me for about 6 mos

Great to have you back! I disappeared for about 8 months and it's like I never left..........weird how that happens, this is a strange vortex indeed.

So happy to be at your party Susie Q! Are we going to have to fight over who gets Carrot Top? :lol::lol:

elye Community Regular
elye
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Richard, do they look at your search history at work?

I can't imagine what they'll think when they find Chuck Norris, Mathew McConaughy, Care Bears, Gene Simmons, Yeti.......

..Just another day in the college financial aid office...

;):lol:

Darn210 Enthusiast
Darn210
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So happy to be at your party Susie Q! Are we going to have to fight over who gets Carrot Top? :lol::lol:

You could thumb wrestle for him . . . but don't wrestle Stephen Colbert . . . Didja SEE the size of his thumb?

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Daughter-of-TheLight
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*pants* I'm... here!

I know I'm late buuut... And i refuse to braid shark teeth into some guy's hair!

You people went avatar crazy while I was gone!

XD

Daughter-of-TheLight Apprentice
Daughter-of-TheLight
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I missed how many pages? O.o

7?

8?

elye Community Regular
elye
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I missed how many pages? O.o

7?

8?

Dunno, but we're over halfway to the new Coronation....or perhaps it will be just a renewing of vows for Queen Beverly the Great... :D

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Mtndog
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The shirtless wonder is Matthew McConaughy (per Susan's request). I couldn't find a picture of him where sushi was being served off his abs, so that had to suffice. :huh:

YUMMY!!!!!! I can't believe I missed the pah-tay but my gosh- what a guest list!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! MM serving sushi off his abs! Lordy Lord Lord! Everytime I see Angus (with troll) I think that I posted. SO confused!

blueeyedmanda Community Regular
blueeyedmanda
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did you ever see Matthew McConaughy in Dazed and Confused? He has me rolling!

elye Community Regular
elye
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did you ever see Matthew McConaughy in Dazed and Confused? He has me rolling!

Guess what?....

Yep, you guessed it.....

That was my dad...again...playing M.M. I know, it's quite incredible. He'd be in wardrobe and makeup for three hours.

:rolleyes::lol:

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