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jerseyangel Proficient
Well I drive a dark blue Hyundai Sante Fe' its got a Cape May sticker on the back, I am heading out @ 8. Wave if ya see me.

Will do! :D

We'll be in our black Explorer--the back filled with luggage and food :lol:


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elye Community Regular

I'm about to change the subject here momentarily, and address the computer brainiacs in our midst (Peter? Ptaum? Janet?):

The visual field on my laptop is suddenly much smaller, i.e., pages will not all fit...I have to scroll across and then back to read all of the sentences. Now, this very likely has everything to do with the chaos of our current two-posts-out universe--I mean, coincidences just do not happen--but whatever the cause, I cannot fix it back. It's like the pages have been blown up a little, and they don't all fit on my screen. WHAT'S GOING ON? This is more than a Magic Triangle fix, I can just feel it...... :huh::rolleyes:

I jus' don' unnerstann' computers......

jerseyangel Proficient

Emily--

Something like this happened to me the other night--I have Vista, and at the bottom right of the screen, somehow the size changed from 100% to 125% and the page didn't fit anymore.

Ridgewalker Contributor

GAH!!! The same thing is happening to me! Just started yesterday I think. I have to scroll over a little every time a new page loads because the words run off on the right a little bit. <_<

Ridgewalker Contributor

Whoops, double post. How did that happen??? :blink: Vortex! Vortex! :wacko:

elye Community Regular

I have XP on this machine...I can't find anything that says 100%, or 125......

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......... :angry:

jerseyangel Proficient
I have XP on this machine...I can't find anything that says 100%, or 125......

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......... :angry:

Just ran up and checked the desk top that has XP--look at the bottom right just over where the time is. It should say 100% with an arrow beside it that drops down other %'s.

Gotta go get dinner--hope that helped :)


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I have XP on this machine...I can't find anything that says 100%, or 125......

Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.......... :angry:

What Patti is referring to is in Internet Explorer. I don't normally use it; I use Mozilla Firefox for most things. I haven't seen a problem with Firefox, but I just used IE to look at the board, and noticed that I had horizontal scroll bars. I reduced it to 88% and they went away.

In IE, pressing <ctrl>+ will zoom the view in, <ctrl>- will zoom out. You can do this by accident. Or your cat can do it for you. :lol:

elye Community Regular

Oh, Peter! I use Firefox, too.....and I have the horizontal scroll bar....that's what I have to use to read the sentences in full! Bizarre.....I don't seem to have Patti's magic percentage arrow, either...... :(

Wait....I'll try the IE trick with CNTRL -............

Hmmmmmm......nope.

I'll keep trying. Carry on!!

Green12 Enthusiast

Patti, you mentioned that Broncobux had a Celiac group at MySpace....do you know if he still has one? I couldn't find any celiac group actually, but maybe I am not searching in the right place.

Are you going away for you Dad's b-day party, or was it an anniversary (I can't remember) that you were asking about invitations in another thread?

Bev, the Cape?? I wish we had things like that out west. The Cape sounds so exciting, like royalty, will you be lunching with the Kennedy's? HAVE FUN!

Ridgewalker Contributor

I use Firefox, too. I don't have a kitty, but my kids frequently to odd things to the computer. :blink:

elye Community Regular

Okay....it's absolutely incredible, but I figured this one out on my own..... clicked on settings while on my desktop, then reconfigured my resolutions. Mygawd--I actually did that? :rolleyes::lol:

Have a wonderful weekend away, Patti--I'll be thinking of your dad when I'm at my mom's.... HAPPY EIGHTIETH, MR. PATTI SR.! :):)

jerseyangel Proficient
Patti, you mentioned that Broncobux had a Celiac group at MySpace....do you know if he still has one? I couldn't find any celiac group actually, but maybe I am not searching in the right place.

Are you going away for you Dad's b-day party, or was it an anniversary (I can't remember) that you were asking about invitations in another thread?

Julie,

I don't know if the Celiac group is still active. For the life of me, I can't remember much about it to give you a clue as to what to look for. I'm drawing a blank, I'm afraid. This was quite a while ago.

Yes--it's my dad's birthday party tomorrow :)

elye Community Regular

What exactly is the difference between Facebook and Myspace? Are they not essenially the same thing?

jerseyangel Proficient
Okay....it's absolutely incredible, but I figured this one out on my own..... clicked on settings while on my desktop, then reconfigured my resolutions. Mygawd--I actually did that? :rolleyes::lol:

Have a wonderful weekend away, Patti--I'll be thinking of your dad when I'm at my mom's.... HAPPY EIGHTIETH, MR. PATTI SR.! :):)

OMGawd!!!! That bib is hysterical :lol: Your mom is gonna get such a kick out of it :D I hope she has a very happy birthday!

Thanks for the nice wishes for my dad :) Just think--24 hours from now, I'll be in the bosom of my family :P (I said bosom) :lol:

Oh, and very impressive work getting your computer straightened around. ;)

jerseyangel Proficient
What exactly is the difference between Facebook and Myspace? Are they not essenially the same thing?

Uh, one thing Em--from experience....if you join MySpace, don't use the bib picture ;););)

elye Community Regular
Uh, one thing Em--from experience....if you join MySpace, don't use the bib picture ;););)

:lol::lol:

Yes....it's bad enough that I've put it up here, isn't it? :rolleyes::lol:

tom Contributor

Soughsie has gluten-free-in-Monterey secrets.

:P :P

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

OMG did you know our very own Patti...........our Jersey Angel is a :blink::unsure::ph34r: healer?

SHE HEALED MY BLINDNESS OVER THE COMPUTER................ :lol:

I AM NOW AT 125% and I can see............................... :o:blink:

No more caps for me.................................... hallaluha..............phrase be to Patti our new HEALING QUEEN............

NOW IF I CAN BE GREEDY................... CAN YOU PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WORK ON MY SPELLING........................?\ :lol::P:):lol::lol:

HAVE A WONDERFUL TRIP

ARE YOU ALREADY TO GO?

SAFE TRIP TO ALL YOU ON THE ROADS THIS WEEKEND.

JUDY

elye Community Regular
OMG did you know our very own Patti...........our Jersey Angel is a :blink::unsure::ph34r:

SHE HEALED MY BLINDNESS OVER THE COMPUTER................ :lol:

I AM NOW AT 125% and I can see............................... :o:blink:

:lol::lol:

Green12 Enthusiast
Julie,

I don't know if the Celiac group is still active. For the life of me, I can't remember much about it to give you a clue as to what to look for. I'm drawing a blank, I'm afraid. This was quite a while ago.

Yes--it's my dad's birthday party tomorrow :)

That's ok Patti, thanks for trying.

I don't see any sign of any group related to celiac, the groups do come and go so maybe Broncobux's group is no longer. It would have been fun to see if some of the older members of the forum who don't come around anymore were in that group.

Happy Birthday to your dad. What an amazing thing to celebrate! 80 years :D

What exactly is the difference between Facebook and Myspace? Are they not essenially the same thing?

Emily, I would say yes they are basically the same thing. Both are social networking websites.

They might vary a little with the features that are offered, like with MySace you can put music up on your page and videos, I'm not sure if you can do that with Face book.

jerseyangel Proficient
NOW IF I CAN BE GREEDY................... CAN YOU PLEASEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE WORK ON MY SPELLING........................?\ :lol::P:):lol::lol:

OMGawd--that is so funny!!!! :lol:

Wow--I'm really glad that you found the % thingy--I shoulda thought to tell you about it, but it never dawned on me. The only reason I even thought of it for Emily is because mine somehow switched over recently and I couldn't see the edges.

tom Contributor

Heehee Paddy & Uh-man-duh will be scanning I-81 for each other :)

Happy Mr. Patti-dad Bday & have great trip, bofe o' yuz!

LOL Em :lol: Great job on the bib!! :lol: :lol:

And on the pc trouble!!!!!!! :blink::o

And Happy Emi-mom Bday!!

jerseyangel Proficient
Heehee Paddy & Uh-man-duh will be scanning I-81 for each other :)

And I'm gonna look for her, too! Could you imagine if we do spot each other :o:rolleyes:

Thanks for the good wishes :D

Judyin Philly Enthusiast

HA

Some one told me about it before but i never could figure it out

amazing what we can do on the computers these days..................if we can work them :lol:

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