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      Frequently Asked Questions About Celiac Disease   09/30/2015

      This Celiac.com FAQ on celiac disease will guide you to all of the basic information you will need to know about the disease, its diagnosis, testing methods, a gluten-free diet, etc.   Subscribe to Celiac.com's FREE weekly eNewsletter   What are the major symptoms of celiac disease? Celiac Disease Symptoms What testing is available for celiac disease?  Celiac Disease Screening Interpretation of Celiac Disease Blood Test Results Can I be tested even though I am eating gluten free? How long must gluten be taken for the serological tests to be meaningful? The Gluten-Free Diet 101 - A Beginner's Guide to Going Gluten-Free Is celiac inherited? Should my children be tested? Ten Facts About Celiac Disease Genetic Testing Is there a link between celiac and other autoimmune diseases? Celiac Disease Research: Associated Diseases and Disorders Is there a list of gluten foods to avoid? Unsafe Gluten-Free Food List (Unsafe Ingredients) Is there a list of gluten free foods? Safe Gluten-Free Food List (Safe Ingredients) Gluten-Free Alcoholic Beverages Distilled Spirits (Grain Alcohols) and Vinegar: Are they Gluten-Free? Where does gluten hide? Additional Things to Beware of to Maintain a 100% Gluten-Free Diet What if my doctor won't listen to me? An Open Letter to Skeptical Health Care Practitioners Gluten-Free recipes: Gluten-Free Recipes
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I'm Not A Mom



[color="#FF8C00"]"[size=4][font="Comic Sans MS"]Is your clock ticking?" [/font][/size][/color][color="#9932CC"][size=3][font="Arial Black"]a 36 year old jobless man asked me the other night. (He is my male friend's female friend's ex-boyfriend...) WELL, that's the first time I've ever been asked that. I'm 31, and he didn't ask me that until I'd told him my age. Why on earth would he ask me that? Was he wondering if I was trying to scope out a potential sperm donor at the nightclub where we were? Did he infer, as he stared at me shaking my money maker to the vibrating hip hop beats, that my smile- logically- must be the product of visions of crying, coll-icky babies in my head? Oh, it must be that he reasoned that any hot James Bond girl like me must be DYING to trade in my 2 seater SLK retractable hardtop for a minivan pretending to be an SUV?
To further the madness...when I went out with FBI guy he blurted out that he thought we'd have BEAUTIFUL children--and at that moment I had to will myself NOT to bolt right out of the restaurant. My mother has crocheted baby blankets for me and asked whether I want them now or should she save them for....
If you're a culprit of these ridiculous questions...Please, stop yourself!! What response do you desire? Why do you feel personal questions of this nature are your business? And if you're a parent, what on earth makes you think single women envy YOU????[/font][/size][/color]


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