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    Oh dear Sillies- I am saddened by the fact (fat?) that I have grown quite UHM...PLUMP since beginning Lyme treatment. Thirty pounds! That's what I get for doing something about nausea on a daily basis and unable to tolerate more than 5 foods at a time. And I can't go out an rin a mile so....you will ALL have to pledge to dedicate helping me laugh off the...
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    Must catch up but had to write about a new phrase I learned today (oh thank you great god of gmail). "Nolens volens". It means whether willing or unwilling. As in: 1. Emily will measure the inseam of that Yeti nolens volens. (Somehow I think the yeti would be perfectly willing!). 2. You will pick up that log you left beside the toilet nolens volens...
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    Egads- first, sarah's pregnant then she's not and then Amanda's pregnant and then she's not but then reveals she's "trying" which would explain why she's so perky every morning!!!!!!! :lol: Dem meow meows is SMART. I think our female is a serial killer plotting to kill us all. Actually she's leaning over my shoulder as I type this and I KNOW...
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    Ah-hem (clears throat)GOOD MORNING! YES!! Absolutely! It really, really does. Oh- yucky migraine! Hope you feel better. I've been thinking about what we all have in common: 1. Poop obsession 2. Poop obsession 3. Poop obsession 4. Dog nuts 5. Poop obsession 6. Ability to hover 7. Poop obsession...
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    Ahhhh........a poop cairn! Then my bowels must be perpetual wallflowers!!!!!!!! That's just not right!!!!!!!!!! Take the chocolate and run!!!!!!!!!!! Amanda- You're killing me -you are on a ROLL (of toilet paper?) He was SO cute in 10 Things I hate About you and absolutely...
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    Oh Lord- that's right!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :ph34r: I didn't know what it was and it was explained to me in the context of a football game- clearly a very MINOR variation on the true meaning of tea (gag) bagging. Ewwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! There is so very much wrong about this sentence- poor Ptaum- he got buttocks, vile, PUBIC...
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    :lol: Looks like Peter's getting feisty...better get him that temple. :lol: first off, I like goats. And makeup but I clearly do NOT like Julie's neighbors so I vote that we sacrifice them. Tell you? Tell you? OK, all I'm going to say is that the latest Internet obsession involves two girls doing something even grosser than what...
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    OMG- a GOOSEY sighting! And she knew what movie Clint Eastwood sang in Now, if we could only find a movie where Chuck Norris tap dances! BAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! My Big Fat Greek Wedding? You know, the bebopsy? Actually I woke up this morning and told Kurt I had a tumor. He said, "It's NOT a TUMAH!" No...made me GUFFAW out loud...
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    What would we do without the Oracle Peter. We must compose an ode to him and build him a temple. Peter- what kind of temple do you want? Tom- I overnight expressed "those pills" to you. You'll be able to get it up in no time and for long time! But if it STAYS up for too long, go to the ER and try' splaining that one :lol: Football Schmootball...
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    Emily- I am very glad that your daughter is OK. :wub: If I was a female sub-standard poodle, i would be mesmerized by Gus's toofies! Donna- YOU LOOK GREAT!!!!!!!!! Me too- also known as seitan which I like to refer to as SATAN!!!!!!!! Maybe next time...cat fight. Meow! OMG- :lol: ...
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    Amanda- You look fab!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! And flowers ? Yippee!!!!!!! I love flowers! Did someone say Sharpied? Oh god...I hope that Open Original Shared Link or that this is NOT a picture of what that OTHER thread has done to Richard's kids :lol:
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    Donna and Colleen- We like you guys so I'm giving you the answers. 1. Yes, but DO NOT squeeze them! 2. The answer to both is the same- only if he's REALLY REALLY REALLY good-looking and hygienic (example- Brett Favre, but not AFTER a game 3. Just draw something REALLY big Shhh......don't tell Emily I can't take it anymore! I WANT TEQUILA...
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    Oh and could you Open Original Shared Link? He left them in Sillyville.
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    :lol: :lol: I don't know where you came from but YOU MUST STAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! How will we know this is true unless you send us a picture! See my avatar- this is what our Richard USED to look like! (well- sort of...close enough anyway!!!!!!!!!!)
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    I know...this is the ONLY thread I can stay with. As we ALL know, it is the MOST IMPORTANT one!!!!!!!! OMG- Amanda- you are going to be a supermodel, the likes of which the world has NEVER see. Claudia Schiffer? Bah..... Cindy Crawford? Nothing on you! Yes Tom- pillow fights ALWAYS occur in our underwear..you just keep telling...
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    Waaa!!!!!! Lost VERY long post! Emily- saw a (sub) standard poodle today and BURST out laughing!!!!!!!!!!!!
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    Good morning SILLIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! judy- that little boy was so SWEET! Bah...Janet...you forgot to add "Intoxicated by tequila.......and after 'make it in" we should add "Emily became SO fabulous at this that she could write her name in the snow"' Oh Dear GAWD- yes, it was quite funny. My "ex' best friend (long story) was going...
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    Uh-oh- Uncle Ray is really back (Janet- So ya know, this guy is like 75 years old!) He's sending out blonde jokes! These are the two best: GOOD: AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that her body hurt wherever she touched it. "Impossible!" says the doctor. "Show me." The redhead took her...
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    Oh ma gah is right- the exploding bowel stories are crazy- of course i have one :ph34r:Actually- two- not sure which one is funnier. And emoticonage denied amidst all this talk of foul bowls! Patti- for just a WEE second I thought Allo had had 17 litter boxes at one point Amanda- SO GLAD YOU ARE FEELING BETTER! Me thinks...
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    Uncle Rray is baaaccckkkk! SMART ASS ANSWER #6-- It was mealtime during a flight on Hooters Airline. 'Would you like dinner?' the flight attendant asked John, seated in front. 'What are my choices?' John asked. 'Yes or no,' she replied. SMART ASS ANSWER #5 -- A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate to check tickets. As a man approached...
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    i have the SAME reaction- think Monty Python to the tune of the Spam song)- Pubes Pubes Pubes Pubity Pubes!!!!!!!!! Where is that gag emoticon when you NEED it! Now I know why I like England!!!!!!!!! all sorts of guys that look like Hgh Grant en masse in a field DOING IT! Scared me...glad to hear the good news though- you...
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    No more talk of little hairs on toilet seats- I can stand wee but not the PUBES! I hate that word so much that in college, my friend Kristin who had a head of very curly dark hair sent me an envelope of it with the word "PUBES!!!!!!!!!!!!" written on the card. gack, gag, blech!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh, a hug for Annie and Susie :wub: :wub: OK....you...
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    Hi Everyone- Angus wants to post wif me cuz he is sad about Tika. Angus and I BOTH think that Rrrichard has some SPLAININ TO DO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Oh my gosh- gus has WIGGLE BUTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: OMG- that is awesome!!!!!!!!!!!! If (and I mean if) I could create...
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    When good dogs crossbreed!!!!!!!!!!! :lol: :lol: Now wait just a COTTON PICKING MINUTE! For those of you who don't know, God went to Bora Bora this time. But I'm mad as Hell (wow, that seemed sacriligious! :ph34r: ) because he PROMISED to take me on his next one! He had some 'splainin to do!
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    SusieQ- you have all the prayers and love we can muster up (and that's a LOT!). :wub: As I told my friend Hannah who just lost Flash, you gave her the BEST life! She is, without a doubt, in a land where she can frolick endlessly in the snow, climb up monoliths of granite, chew on juicy bones and watch over you at night from the coziest dog bed, surrounded...
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