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ARCHIVED The Funny Pages - Tickle Me Elbow - The Original
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:lol: :lol: :lol: He never did crow about his attributes..was actually quite humbly handsome.....but someone else stole his Woodcock heart. -
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Now you know WHY you thought they were GORRRRRRgeous!!!!!!!!!! They were enGORGEd magos- all juicy and ripe for the pickin it's Gaylord!!!!!! OMG- how much would you kill if someone named you gaylord (I actually know a female Gaylord). Dated a guy in college whose last name was Woodcock BRING on the MORNING GLORIES!!!!!!... -
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Tis quiet this morning!!!!!! we were supposed to get snow too....as of yet, just grey skies. But ICE PELLETS are coming JULIE SAW THE DOODIE!!!!!! And said Doodie :lol: Poor hallucinating bunny What you REALLY need is GEORGE CLOONEY to show up with a laptop and some hot toddies (Oh wait- HE IS YOUR HOT TODDY... -
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OMG Uncle ray strikes again: Why parents Drink: A Mother passing by her son's bedroom was astonished to see that his bed was nicely made and everything was picked up Then she saw an envelope, propped up prominently on the pillow that was addressed to ' Mom ' With the worst premonition she opened the envelope with trembling hands and read the letter... -
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:lol: BLECH! Burp! Belch! Everyone's taking it in the pants today- Amanda, Susie. Ouch! I LOVE LOVE LOVE this!!!!!!!!! No, I think he's handsome aesthetically but I have NEVER been gaga over him. Give me someone a little rougher around the edges. Oh man...I missed it!!!!! "What... -
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All hail Queen Sarah of Sillyville!!!!!!![ Since your first edict outlawing explosive body fluids was most excellent, could you send the Royal Army to protect former HRH Queen Amanda. Arm them with rotten tomatoes and Chuck Norris. She needs protection immediately! :lol: But in OUR kingdom NONE SHALL PASS!!!!!!!!!!!! ... -
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Oh my God- 2 pages until we crown someone (better than bopping them over the head with a sheaf of wheat, methinks!). Julie- Just ordered a yeti statue for my garden- maybe he could be like that gnome that someone kidnapped and photographed traveling the world! We should all pitch in and buy it for Judy! Shje's the garden queen!! Janet- ... -
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Whoa..we are 5 pages away from new royalty...who will it be???????????????? -
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Nikki- That video was VERRRRYY funny! I can't believe no one reacted- I would have gotten up and danced with them. Now we either need to all move to San Francisco to OR we need to get THEM to join our thread! Janet- Of course! Why do you think I'm SO bummed I can't ski this winter Oh......A BUSTED MANGO! Mango pulp? BTW, Mango... -
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Oh SusieQ- what a beautiful soul (you and her both!) -
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A dearth? I think NOT! Most of mine are doubles- sometimes even triples! They always smell like flowers! No No no - the MOST important thing is that you plan a wedding that's fun for YOU! If you have fun, everyone else will too!!!!! Oh yeah....and i don't even need to be drunk!!!!!!! :lol... -
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First, I've found Open Original Shared Link Bring it on!!!!!! And Uncle ray says hi! Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That... -
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Welcome Julie- you haven't missed a (sane) thing at all! You can jump right in I'm coming too!!!!!!!!!!! But don't tell the aliens. They might follow me I showed it to my nurse today and she said it's clearly self-inflicted which makes me wonder....are we so attached that when Patti's itchy, do I scratch? When Nikki farts, do I excuse myself... -
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An Uncle ray for you: When Insults Had Class: I like Keating's and Kerr's "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." Winston Churchill "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great pleasure." Clarence Darrow "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the... -
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I've only been awake for an hour so...uhm..three. Yesterday was epic proprtions.....10 But I swear NONE of them were silent but deadly No, really I swear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! -
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:lol: Yippee!!!!!! Another wedding..more celebrations in Sillyville!!!!!!!!!!!! Your new nickname is Mulva McCain :lol: cannot believe that a lemoned image of the Madonna would only go for $4.99?? Forgeti the Yeti- you need Susie and her Iroquois skull crusher! That is horrid..... NICELY done!!... -
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Dear Dr. Patti, Dr. SusieQ, Dr. Julie, et al (I LOVE using that!), Thank you all for your speculative diagnoses. I believe that Dr. Emily is correct- it is a SIGN. A sign from, upon closer inspection, our great founder Richard. He HAS been kidnapped and trapped in a job that forces him to work like a gerbil stuck in a Habitrail :lol... -
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Siouxsie- I SEE you!!!!!!!!!!!!! YESSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!! i cracked him up! I hope you feel better soon :wub: All this stress is no good for you and your silly mojo! oh my GAWD...this whole post was one big SNORT-SNORK!!!!!!!! Levitation? Brad the Bouffy!!!!!!!!!!! Am limiting emoticonage as I keep... -
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SNORT!!!!!!!!!! Double Snort! -
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I had NO idea we had such famoUs peeps! Susie- Matt Mc? YUMMERS!!!!!!! OMG- too funny! He DID NOT AGE WELL! Too funny- I have a magnet from a friend that says, "Vegetarian: Indian Word for Lousy Hunter" Surprises are GOOD!!!!!!!!! YOU SAUCY MINX!!!!!!!!!!!! Patti's getting funnier... -
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Must catch up......so sleeepppyy but here's Open Original Shared Link FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!! -
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Aren't we ALL celiac sirens in our velour leeeeeisure suits But where would that put Tom and Peter? A bunch of sirens, an oracle an some sax? What a bunch we is. MG- i want to meet the Stig! And I have a crush on the funny little guy that looks like Davey Jones (Richard). Do they makke diet water? maybe that's my problem..... -
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Hello sillies- Shhhh...don't tell anyone, but I am starting to feel better!!!!! Several people have commented that I have more energy, look less out of it (read "Gee Bev you look like you're actually NOT stoned today ) and my evil pain has piped down 9at least for today!). I even walked Angus (I usually just chase him around the back yard-he runs I just say... -
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Laura- I don't hate the skinnies! Right before I went gluten-free, I WAS a size zero. But actually looked terrible...my sis thought I was dying. CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! It will be three years for me the week after the Superbowl. Been hanging out here ever since...you know where everybody knows your (user)name. Janet... -
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Me too!!!!!!!!!! Back door only. Scary perves lurk in these parts! OMG- DREAM BAR- a high end martini bar that EVERYONE goes to in their pj's!!!!!!!!!!! I LOVE GAIL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Yeah- snorting cocaine! i hear it's a GREAT weight loss supplement Well, i do have several things to blame......chocolate, chocolate...